Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Sorry, I don't have the time to educate you, but I encourage you to read history.

>Not wanting to inform people and showing your arguments

What are you, a Social Justice Warrior?

 

[Waifu]

1. A moment ago - EleSigma:
   @ @chimpchan, Be sure to brush your vagina twice a day so you don't get cavities.

 

[Watcher]

1. A moment ago - RetardBus:
   @ @Cute Anime Girl, Chris's ass eats people

 

[applecat]

1. 1 minute ago - applecat:
   @ @Hellblazer, You take good care of Mythos and have her home by midnight!

1. 1 minute ago - Hunger Mythos
   makes it home by 12:01am

1. 1 minute ago - The Knife:
   @ @applecat, Or she will turn into a stumpy pumpkin.

1. 1 minute ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   @ @Hunger Mythos, No! You'll turn into a pumpkin!

1. A moment ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   
   
   1. A moment ago - Hunger Mythos:
      Oh dear

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Waifu:
   i am truly a disgusting slob

 

[YI 457]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2491.jpg?1420763193 A moment ago morganna:
   You haven't felt happiness until you've been surrounded by hand-raised African Penguins.

 

[Pine Tar]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3271.jpg?1409111267 A moment agoMorbid Boredom:
   I'm gonna make a BLT now.
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1419978067 A moment agoThe Knife:
   @ @Morbid Boredom, Bacon, Lolcow and Tomato?

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Clown Doll:
   @ @FramerGirl420, I thought for like,3 months that the smiley was Homerbeoulve.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/115.jpg?1419463960 A moment agoDarky:
   my hair gets in the way when i kiss people
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1404829128 A moment agoClown Doll:
   We need Hitler to step in.
3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer
   lights the Hitler signal

 

[Organic Fapcup]

1. A moment ago - Konstantinos:
   DAMN come on /me

 

[cypocryphy]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kiwi-high-the-thread.6993/page-9#post-482882

 

[Trombonista]

I have to apologize, @Holden. Because I'm trying to let your opinion of me mean a damn, but it's just not.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1420503011 1 minute ago Ronald Gaygun:
   
   
   too soon man
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1404829128 1 minute ago Clown Doll:
   @ @Ronald Gaygun, Crashing this supermarket.....with no survivors!.

 

[Le Bateleur]

1. 2 minutes ago - The Knife:
   I'm about to lock down Husbando's computer so that he can't download anything without an admin password.
2. 1 minute ago - The Knife:
   Do NOT tell me you haven't downloaded anything for months when I've just spent half an hour taking the spyware off.
3. A moment ago - The Knife:
   It's like going to the ER with a hamster up your ass and telling them you must have sat on it.

 

[Trombonista]

Boy, imagine his reaction once he discovers that the original Mario from Super Mario Bros. had blue arms.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/20100824183909-mario_smb-png.12789/

 

[Waifu]

1. A moment ago - silvana-sama:
   i feeel like a pienis on helium tryig to talk to ppl

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1351.jpg?1420176232 A moment agoPine Tar
   shoves broken vibrator up his ass to simulate sex with Chris

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

It was posted in discussion, which is like dropping a fresh steak into a shark tank of autism.

 

[Clown Doll]

5 minutes ago - Null: when i write out my server names sometimes i get hungry

5 minutes ago - Null : Lemon, Banana, and Apple are somewhere on the list

6 minutes ago - Null : should have gone a less delicious route and used like, british royalty

6 minutes ago - Null : or lolcows

6 minutes ago - Null : CWC, shits itself and does nothing 20 hours a day. Jace, spazzes out and crashes other servers sporadically. Vade, manipulates clients into rendering sympathy instead of webpage

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1415796556 2 minutes agoCatParty:
   [literally too autistic to type blue arms]

 

[CatParty]