Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Jesus Christ. I just read through this entire thread and, holy fuck man. Chibi has been trying to emotionally manipulate people for 4 entire years. And it would appear as though his attempts at emotional manipulation have failed just as badly as his attempts at holding a job in the fast food industry. Like damn, at least use some variety in your emotional manipulation instead of just writing "I'm depressed and going to kill myself" every other weekend.
 
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Just spent the majority of today reading this in between work, I'm gonna give my 2 cents as someone coming to this thread for the first time nearly 5 years after it started. I just made this account today to post on here. I actually found this because I'm big into the speedrunning community and AverageTrey made an offhand comment about Chibi in a "history of speedrunning" video.
At first I was cringing much, much harder at every single member of the board saying "autistic" hundreds of times, like they seriously didn't know any other adjectives existed in the English language. But it didn't take long for that to dissipate, and after that, what kept me here was all of you guys maturing at the exact same rate Chibi was running his entire life in to the ground. Its like you all have gotten stronger by watching this man make every mistake he possibly could. I have more intimate knowledge on Chibi now than I do some people I actually know because you guys managed to sandwich this fiery shitshow together so well that I didn't get confused at all over the hours I read this 34 page monster cunt of a thread. Speaking of monster cunts, I was absolutely fucking blown away by this seemingly predictable laughingstock's ability to prolong his 15 minutes of pain in to 5 years of (un?)intentional, self deprecating agony. Every single time I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, that thought was immediately obliterated within the next 2 posts. Seeing his utter inability to keep ANYTHING consistent in his everyday life has made me reflect on some people in my life I previously thought were okay but now understand are cringey, toxic losers. This guy is such a trainwreck that I'm actually learning from it. His ability to alienate himself from other people and communities is God-Tier.
I know this is a fucking brick wall of text so
TL;DR
  • This was incredibly entertaining
  • I'll probably be looking for updates on him until one of us dies because I can't miss a second of this saga
  • I was consistently blown away by his single-handed defamation of his own character
  • Somehow him wearing a dog collar, going by Demyx and inviting people to an anime convention dressed as a character from death note were the least cringe-worthy moments in his entire timeline
  • Somehow his admission to actively cheating during speedruns was like the least severe issue that got him banned from the community
I'd also like to list a top 10 of my favorite moments from this thread.
  1. he decided to ditch the first good paying, long hour job he ever had 2 weeks before he was evicted from where he was crashing
  2. every time he talked about worming his way in to someones vagina and his gaintess fetish. all of these are AAA #1 best boy moments
  3. that guy made a calendar out of Chibi's leaked nudes and sent it to both him and his mom
  4. the livestream where his girlfriend read all of this thread on stream with him
  5. his girlfriends dance stream (this is an absolute fucking gem)
  6. his quad-yearly threats of suicide followed by requests for help in other areas, i.e. monetarily, housing, social support
  7. the 3+ times he said his grandfather passed away
  8. he used his moms failing health as a way to make some bank so he could keep full-time streaming
  9. his mom had to break up with his 20 something year old absolutely nutso girlfriend jesus fucking christ this was so good
  10. "Fuck, even his dick looks autistic"
Thanks for the experience guys. This goes right up there with My Immortal because they both make me feel like I took a thumbprint of acid before I read them. PLEASE
keep posting updates, this is my lifeblood.
 
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Recently found this thread and wanted to add to it since i used to know him years ago from his lets playing days and decided to make an account here just for this. Sorry if any of this is already in here but its a long thread and i don't think i saw any of it when i skimmed this. To add to some of the stuff he has tried doing with girlfriends in the past, he once did a charity stream for them to meet up where the result was basically his girlfriend broke up before the money could be used on him as she realized what she was getting into and noped out so instead of refunding anything he decided it was better to just spend it all on equipment. He started around four or so different groups with friends for lping and none of them could get through one game with him as he was really ruining the experience for everyone else.

The biggest one though which has made me angry for years and why i felt like I need to add to this thread though is when he took advantage of a popular lets player, who I'd prefer to leave unnamed, during their skyward sword playthrough where chibi/aquana decided that without asking he would fly to this guys house and forced himself into an lp or two including the skyward sword where there were two different commentary tracks for one episode as even he knew it was real bad, and one of the mario games. The person he went to go visit is honestly a super nice guy which really upsets me that someone would take advantage of his kindness as he didn't have a place for him to stay so he let chibi stay in his house while he went to a hotel nearby instead of you know, the other way around. I wish I knew why chibi thought it was okay for him to just invite himself into this mans home, bed, and work without telling him till he was at his doorstep but if anything i just really hope the dude eventually learns and grows up

Oh yeah one last super recent thing where recently I had been talking with a friend casually on a stream of us playing a game he randomly was browsing that specific game, which is how I even learned he goes by aquana, as he recognized us after a while and got adamant about how I should really follow him on twitter and that I should promo him places
 
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Myeww said:
Anyone know if hes at SGDQ this year?
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Pretty sure he self exiled himself in 2017 or so. Not sure if he was trying to manipulate some asspats by throwing himself a pity party though. That aside, travel and hotel isn't cheap; and not many people (if any) are willing to split the cost by rooming with him. Given his money issues, I doubt he has the finances to attend.

Edit: Haven't seen any talk of him on SamandTolki either, so pretty safe to say he isn't there.
 
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joeyjojo7244 said:
Recently found this thread and wanted to add to it since i used to know him years ago from his lets playing days and decided to make an account here just for this. Sorry if any of this is already in here but its a long thread and i don't think i saw any of it when i skimmed this. To add to some of the stuff he has tried doing with girlfriends in the past, he once did a charity stream for them to meet up where the result was basically his girlfriend broke up before the money could be used on him as she realized what she was getting into and noped out so instead of refunding anything he decided it was better to just spend it all on equipment. He started around four or so different groups with friends for lping and none of them could get through one game with him as he was really ruining the experience for everyone else.

The biggest one though which has made me angry for years and why i felt like I need to add to this thread though is when he took advantage of a popular lets player, who I'd prefer to leave unnamed, during their skyward sword playthrough where chibi/aquana decided that without asking he would fly to this guys house and forced himself into an lp or two including the skyward sword where there were two different commentary tracks for one episode as even he knew it was real bad, and one of the mario games. The person he went to go visit is honestly a super nice guy which really upsets me that someone would take advantage of his kindness as he didn't have a place for him to stay so he let chibi stay in his house while he went to a hotel nearby instead of you know, the other way around. I wish I knew why chibi thought it was okay for him to just invite himself into this mans home, bed, and work without telling him till he was at his doorstep but if anything i just really hope the dude eventually learns and grows up

Oh yeah one last super recent thing where recently I had been talking with a friend casually on a stream of us playing a game he randomly was browsing that specific game, which is how I even learned he goes by aquana, as he recognized us after a while and got adamant about how I should really follow him on twitter and that I should promo him places
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Chibi is the only man i know who hops from roommate to roommate trying to get a free roof over his head and free meals. No wonder this guy hasn't matured these past few years.
 
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making a reaction vid for his sgdq cringe vid. screams spergpie. vid is better without an autistic play by play. 397872_2171924236932_1961361444_n.jpg asiago cheese bagel? yummy :3
 
At this point if I was him I'd actually kill myself. He's torn any kind of future he could have. His relationship with his family is strained if not shattered, he is joke and a pariah in the community he tries to be a part of, and finally he cemented he a fucking bitch that can't even function at a base level.

Has Chibi even contemplated that there possibly isn't anything to live for at this point?
 
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His grandfather died officially last night.

Its interesting how he goes from needing to take a break because he's sad his grandfather is dying, to five hours after his grandfather passes making a tweet like this:

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Now I know everyone grieves differently, but this feels off to me.
 
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FrozenFlame said:
His grandfather died officially last night.

Its interesting how he goes from needing to take a break because he's sad his grandfather is dying, to five hours after his grandfather passes making a tweet like this:

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Now I know everyone grieves differently, but this feels off to me.
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I think, even now this is not the last time we hear about him dying.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
That is kind of his thing, though. He's going to have a sad story one month later about how they couldn't afford to keep him on.

Then the real story would come out a month after that where he just stopped showing up to work in order to stream for 2 viewers.
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If how he was unable to follow on his promise to his mom to straighten up after his dad left/passed away or whatever yet continued to speedrun Mario games is any indication, yeah it's no wonder he'd likely never be able to commit to something actually resembling adult responsibility. I just wonder how many more times his alleged fans will tolerate his pity party posts until they've had enough?
 
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