حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Wait hold on I know how this is going to go.

  • Connor has matured / Kiwis are skeptical
  • Connor will prove how smart he is with progressively bigger words and essays / Kiwis don't care
  • Connor starts becoming belligerent / kiwis laugh
  • Connor runs back to WrongPlanet to whine about how everyone here is awful for not accepting his olive branch
  • Repeat
 
I cant wait for the people on WP to tell him why he's a fuckup lol

The reasons are readily apparent: A fetid vomit-like swirling mix of an over-inflated ego, attention-whoring, delusions of grandeur, an IQ of a pop tart, rampant sexism, an almost adamantine resistance to conventional logic, repeated TMI sessions about his various body malfunctions & fetishes, and all of the above topped off with frothy dollop of narcissism.
 
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