حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Seriously, I just don't know why you feel the need to prove to us how great you are. It really makes you look insecure.
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In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.

You're barely getting number 5. And you're swinging at wild pitches on all the others.
 
In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.
How about "get a job" and "stop letting crotch fungus happen"?
 
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