حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Watcher]

I wish I could, but my family insists that I complete college before I think about full-time employment.

You ever listen to the Alec Benson Leary calls? He pointed out there that he found time to do his comic in between going to work and going to school. It's completely possible.

Admittedly, I suffer from profound laziness.

 

[Connor Bible]

Maybe a part time job? How many classes are you taking?

Just one, but it's very time-consuming.

 

[Pine Tar]

Just one, but it's very time-consuming.

HOW?! How the hell could one class be time-consuming? I took five classes a semester and did all the shit I did and managed a social life. STOP. MAKING. EXCUSES.

 

[Arkangel]

Just one, but it's very time-consuming.

Why only one class?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Just one, but it's very time-consuming.

What class is it?

 

[registereduser]

Just one, but it's very time-consuming.

Omfg. You can work.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Just one, but it's very time-consuming.

Jesus man, you can at least take two classes.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

You're 19, dude. Time to grow a spine.

 

[Arkangel]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

Why would they stop you from trying to get a job? What's the reasoning behind it?

 

[telegramsamo]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

Really? Because from what you've said about them, they seem like they'd want you out of the house.

 

[Connor Bible]

Jesus man, you can at least take two classes.

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

 

[Smutley]

Why would they stop you from trying to get a job? What's the reasoning behind it?

"Well Connor has to finish his CADD degree, and after that we'll sign him up for the ol' tugboat. That should keep him set for life."

 

[Jackie Chin]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

Dude you're at least 20 right? Get a fucking job. Seriously, if you're listening to your parents "advice" to you and it's not improving your life, it doesn't work.

 

[autism420]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

You are a fucking adult. No one can force you to not work.

All you do is make excuses. Do you think you'll magically get fixed after college?

 

[Pine Tar]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

Tell your family that they can go fuck themselves and that you are legally a grown man. Actually, I think it's closer to you're comfortable with being miserable. And that's no good.

 

[Arkangel]

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

What level of math are you talking?

 

[registereduser]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

You're an adult.

 

[KatsuKitty]

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

I have autism.

I finished college. I work as a programmer. I've had sex.

Please submit another excuse and try again.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

one time the entire chat got in on a joke about how chris killed barb and the feds were gonna arrest everyone on the board on charges of accessory to murder, and connor fucking lost it and jumped off the board for a bit because he was convinced he was gonna get van'd