Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Well, I don’t know whether to put this back into the Christine thread or put it here, since nobody decided to do a bio on her and she technically hasn’t even tested out of the proving grounds. Anyway, our doxxing and threats of exposing her only got so far into her thick fake flower adorned noggin , because she’s back at pretending she has fucking lupus.
Carrie, please do something with those brows. You can’t be an influencer if you have shitty hair and caterpillars. Oh and THIS is what a REAL Malar rash looks like; it’s bumpy, raised, and reallllyyy noticeable.

JFC, there is no hint of rash anywhere. At least use the power of filters to try a little harder.
 
JFC, there is no hint of rash anywhere. At least use the power of filters to try a little harder.

Or like, pinch your cheeks at least? Makeup? Anything? That's what always gets me about these idiots. They control their entire online presence and they still can't get it right. This isn't some candid shot that someone surprised her with. She posed for this and adjusted the levels and posted it of her own volition, but couldn't be assed to do some basic stage makeup.
 
So she’s gone off her “I’m a Victorian waif and I speak like how I imagine Jane Austen would” shtick? She seems to not be dropping the usual purple prose bombs in these posts. Mayhap because she took a literary thrashing from educated kiwis in her own weak thread.

She doesn’t deserve her own thread, end of story. The one she had quickly petered out and was replaced by people chatting about historical costumes and book recommendations. It actually got worse when she tried to make us talk about her. She doesn’t do anything lolworthy except wear flower crowns and pretend to be too ill to work a job. And be a really hilariously bad writer. She’s fine to keep in the main thread but as others have said, there are far more deserving munchies who don’t yet have their own threads.
 
anyone want to weigh in on this exceptional spoon?
and her gofundme - which lists all the condishuns, and she is so sick, just the sickest. allergic to air.
Well, I looked over this one and although she seems a bit OTT, I kind of think she may actually have at least a bit of what she’s putting on. MCAS is a real condition, it can be pretty bad, especially if it develops into true mastocytosis. Dr. Potter who she’s trying to go see is definitely a well-regarded well-respected physician for this condition. He used to be with Vanderbilt and definitely has a reputation for treating allergic and immune issues. There are some theories that MCAS causes a worsening of issues as the body may begin attacking connective tissue. There isn’t a lot of research on it yet, but that will hopefully change in the coming years.

Anyway, at least she is trying to sell some things from home. Maybe she’s trying to dramatize part of her issues to make people more likely to donate to her? I dunno. She doesn’t scream MBI to me though, just a bit OTT with the IV pics and stuff.

But, then again, this is what I hate that the MBI crowd has done to people with real CI. The real ones think they can’t possibly be that sick if they don’t show all the medical stuff they can get their hands on for sympathy or funding.

Edit to add: these MCAS people with cloth furniture and ANIMALS like dogs and cats make me laugh. Like seriously, a dog that goes in and out with long hair is probably one of the WORST things you could do with MCAS outside of carpeted and soft surfaces. I know people love their animals and all but sometimes you have to do some drastic stuff to get better like move or rehome a beloved pet.
 
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anyone want to weigh in on this exceptional spoon?
and her gofundme - which lists all the condishuns, and she is so sick, just the sickest. allergic to air.
Good grief her Instagram ,GFM and vast illness list is like a bad script shared by all of the chronic illness fakers and drama queens . Almost every single one of these people share the same exact list of conditions and several of the conditions are only acknowledged by quack doctors so I can't believe anyone that has the giant list she is claiming. She might have some potential eventually.
 
anyone want to weigh in on this exceptional spoon?
and her gofundme - which lists all the condishuns, and she is so sick, just the sickest. allergic to air.

I don't she's as bad as the other's we've seen in this thread, she at least posts memes on her insta and shows off her crochet. Most of our munchies have zero hobbies outside of decorating their medical accessories. Her list of condishuns is interesting though.

Quote from GFM:
"I am currently fighting POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome) and MCAS (mast cell activation syndrome). This is on top of vonwillebrands, migraines, endometriosis, anemia, pcos, pid, arthritis, post concussion issues, irritable bowel, mthfr gene mutation, estrogen dominance, adrenal fatigue, and leaky gut syndrome. It is suspected that I also have small intestinal bacterial overgrowth and hyper mobility Ehler Danlos syndrome."

She's got the trifecta (POTS, MCAS and EDS). Vonwillebrands and PCOS both result in heavy periods which makes me wonder if she was diagnosed with one and then after a period of time and further tests she was diagnosed with the other instead but still uses the two for sympathy points. Bleeding disorders would no doubt result in anemia so I figure she's listing a symptom rather than a condishun there same with IBS and leaky gut. I would not be surprised to hear someone with IBS suffering from leaky gut too. Estrogen dominance can happen naturally during menopause and also pre-menopause in women with immune conditions. I can't find what age she is though but the symptoms are pretty much what you would expect for something related to menopause. Adrenal fatigue is like chronic lyme and morgellons in that there is an ongoing debate as to whether or not it actually exists. With this one I'm actually surprised other munchies don't claim to have it. I also think it's bizarre that someone with mcas would keep a shedding pet especially a labrador! (On the dog shedding scale labs are the worst offenders even when compared to much larger breeds with double coats).

I agree with @Munchie_Minder that she's probably just OTT rather than a munchie.

Edited to put in quotation marks
 
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All of these munchies' bios and condishuns lists read like this guy's monoglue.

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I don't she's as bad as the other's we've seen in this thread, she at least posts memes on her insta and shows off her crochet. Most of our munchies have zero hobbies outside of decorating their medical accessories. Her list of condishuns is interesting though.

I am currently fighting POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome) and MCAS (mast cell activation syndrome). This is on top of vonwillebrands, migraines, endometriosis, anemia, pcos, pid, arthritis, post concussion issues, irritable bowel, mthfr gene mutation, estrogen dominance, adrenal fatigue, and leaky gut syndrome. It is suspected that I also have small intestinal bacterial overgrowth and hyper mobility Ehler Danlos syndrome.

She's got the trifecta (POTS, MCAS and EDS). Vonwillebrands and PCOS both result in heavy periods which makes me wonder if she was diagnosed with one and then after a period of time and further tests she was diagnosed with the other instead but still uses the two for sympathy points. Bleeding disorders would no doubt result in anemia so I figure she's listing a symptom rather than a condishun there same with IBS and leaky gut. I would not be surprised to hear someone with IBS suffering from leaky gut too. Estrogen dominance can happen naturally during menopause and also pre-menopause in women with immune conditions. I can't find what age she is though but the symptoms are pretty much what you would expect for something related to menopause. Adrenal fatigue is like chronic lyme and morgellons in that there is an ongoing debate as to whether or not it actually exists. With this one I'm actually surprised other munchies don't claim to have it. I also think it's bizarre that someone with mcas would keep a shedding pet especially a labrador! (On the dog shedding scale labs are the worst offenders even when compared to much larger breeds with double coats).

I agree with @Munchie_Minder that she's probably just OTT rather than a munchie.
Lol put her quote in quotes. Someone gave you the TMI rating because they thought your copy and paste from her gofuckme was a quote from you.
 
What does it say about someone who posts nonstop selfies like this girl ?
anyone want to weigh in on this exceptional spoon?
and her gofundme - which lists all the condishuns, and she is so sick, just the sickest. allergic to air.
If you go through the 33 updates and posts to her GFM and read them thoroughly it is impossible to take her seriously or feel pity for her because she is blatantly shopping for different diagnoses and trying to get people to pay for all the tests she wants . Every update is filled with new tests from new doctors , new sought after conditions , allegations against doctors breaching her HIPAA by talking about her on Facebook , her ssdi application and of course her nonstop requests for thousands of dollars. I don't doubt she has a chronic condition but her constant mentioning of different diseases to add on to her growing list of chronic conditions makes me call bullshit . It's like ott but likely growing into mbi .

If I hadn't gone back to read the gfm I wouldn't think much of this girl but I grew more and more nauseated by each new update. The bonus is her mentioning her religion and God constantly.
 
It was this from her gofundme that stuck out to me most... is this a thing?

"My body reacts to most normal stimuli and even low levels of stress in ways that lead to anaphylaxis."

which is why i said allergic to air.
wtf does this even mean?
Oooh see you didn’t elaborate and I didn’t take more than a cursory glance. Maybe there’s potential! I shall dig deeper lol!
 
It was this from her gofundme that stuck out to me most... is this a thing?

"My body reacts to most normal stimuli and even low levels of stress in ways that lead to anaphylaxis."

which is why i said allergic to air.
wtf does this even mean?
I feel like being allergic to air is an evolutionary mistake. Take the hint from God and make yourself comforable. Although her frequent mentions of Christianity makes me consider that she may not believe in evolution and Mama Nails showed us the mental gymnastics fundies adopt in using God's will when it suits and not for every situation
 
I'm pretty sure I just got lupus from reading this thread. That video of Amelia was, wow, something else.


Oh god, this is perfect. For those who don't know she claimed she used to yell exactly that when her pump would go off: "Nuuuursie! My tubie is beeeeeeeping!"

maybe it's just me showing my age but I can't get my head around texting your doctor. Or emailing your doctor for that matter. Actual physicians allow this to happen? When did "call and leave a message with the receptionist" become obsolete?

Sometimes I think I must be showing my age by wondering when the fuck playing sick, diseased and weak became so popular. Everyone I grew up with seemed to idolize being strong and independent. These bitches act like whiny bored grandmothers.


What does it say about someone who posts nonstop selfies like this girl ?

If you go through the 33 updates and posts to her GFM and read them thoroughly it is impossible to take her seriously or feel pity for her because she is blatantly shopping for different diagnoses and trying to get people to pay for all the tests she wants . Every update is filled with new tests from new doctors , new sought after conditions , allegations against doctors breaching her HIPAA by talking about her on Facebook , her ssdi application and of course her nonstop requests for thousands of dollars. I don't doubt she has a chronic condition but her constant mentioning of different diseases to add on to her growing list of chronic conditions makes me call bullshit . It's like ott but likely growing into mbi .

If I hadn't gone back to read the gfm I wouldn't think much of this girl but I grew more and more nauseated by each new update. The bonus is her mentioning her religion and God constantly.

She’s a total munchie but probably desperate to collect Dx as much for a SSI tugboat as she is for attention. These bitches want nothing more than to lay around on their fat asses attention whoring and want the govt to subsidize it and their “gotta catch’em all” diagnoses shopping.

Since their only disease is munchiedom and most of the fake Dx they get aren’t easily approved for SSI they try to get a lot of them to push for tardbux. Most legit doctors won’t play along with trying to help someone scam Dx to get SSI but there are certainly a few croakers and hacks out there who seem to specialize in it. The more white trash someone the higher their chances of knowing such doctors. In many white trash families getting your nutcheck is a way of life.
 
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