🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[zyclonPD]

He claimed to put up posters? Seriously?

Yes.
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I cropped my number out obviously, but kept …

archived 22 Jun 2019 20:12:32 UTC

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here's a dump of all the tweet's over the past long while as well.

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Ok, Mr. Bantz, I'll stop… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 01:37:13 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Tell me how to make it right then… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 00:58:40 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I didn't attack you and I don't consider tha…

archived 19 Jun 2019 23:01:46 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Not this week, tonight… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 02:03:28 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Just took a little break, be back tonight… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 02:03:34 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "You accused me of cheating on my wife with s…

archived 20 Jun 2019 01:09:06 UTC

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Maximum Pussy on Twitter: "@TheGatorGamer Great show, really enjoyed …

archived 20 Jun 2019 03:53:44 UTC

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Special Episode on Twitter: "And you may have already forgotten, but …

archived 20 Jun 2019 03:54:12 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "HERE WE GO! (was really 1100, not that I'm p…

archived 20 Jun 2019 03:54:53 UTC

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B3ZUZU on Twitter: "@TheRalphRetort get Jim on lmao!!"

archived 20 Jun 2019 03:55:57 UTC

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ArmyMedic0910 on Twitter: "What's the story with this? Dlive doesn't …

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EnPeeSee2769 on Twitter: "Holy crap what garbage.… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 03:57:09 UTC

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Teddy Lincler on Twitter: "Dude....what in the actual fuck. Totally h…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Yes… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Sorry for the lack of podcast stuff, guys. G…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I'll upload it right after… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 04:00:11 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I didn't attack you and I don't consider tha…

archived 19 Jun 2019 23:01:46 UTC

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HO Roleplay on Twitter: "That was a pill bottle sound."

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Flamenco on Twitter: "Fuuuuuuck she's a top tier waifu… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 05:03:33 UTC

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Gator on Twitter: "Sorry you guys had to witness that this evening. I…

archived 20 Jun 2019 04:57:21 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Gator speaks for himself, idgaf about his ap…

archived 20 Jun 2019 10:57:20 UTC

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Gator on Twitter: "Sorry you guys had to witness that this evening. I…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "perfrct… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Why do you say that?… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 10:58:08 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Because they will. Wanna make a wager?… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 11:19:09 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "We'll see.… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Nah… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Bet… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, what can you do other than keep trucki…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No, I won't, becsuse it's 100 percent true. …

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Why would I run a show without me on it? May…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "They aren't they only two co-hosts… "

archived 20 Jun 2019 12:45:40 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Flamencos place for (((help))) was not to gr…

archived 20 Jun 2019 14:42:32 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Agreed… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Nah nah nah, don't let the truth get out the…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No, I'm.not. I'm saying it's hilarious to se…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "It was some audio driver thing, I don't reme…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "That was because the old Killstream OBS wasn…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "You're the literal cripple who used to suck …

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "And then he was back talking shit 3 months l…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "He knows what he did on stream. I wanted a c…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Request box… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, it certainly wasn't optimum, but I did…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "If he apologized to me first for that lame a…

archived 20 Jun 2019 16:04:59 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Dame has roasted me before. As has Dick. Not…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Another urbanmyth like the trashburger… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I actually burst out laughing at this. I've …

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Also notice the same people saying We LOVE Y…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I think what the audience mostly wants is a …

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Do it then. You won't call it the Killstream…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "It's not Flamenco's space to speak to me in …

archived 21 Jun 2019 13:16:40 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "(all this live on air might I add)… "

archived 21 Jun 2019 13:16:49 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Me and Flamenco had just got through fightin…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Right after the show tonight. The one from W…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Thank u to all the people who've reached out…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Because I don't want to and it's my show, so…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I assumed it had been… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Yes, https://t.co/zNleOZYEJZ… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Email me to remind me if u can… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "LMAO yes, Twitter is full of experts on this…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "You're right, I don't know the song. Twitter…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Gator and Zidan started out as random friend…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I'm recording with Black Pigeon Speaks this …

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I laughed out loud at this lol… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "You two are the biggest tryhards I've ever s…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "True!… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Nah… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "You mean get some help like the $300 dollars…

archived 21 Jun 2019 04:06:51 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Yea, it is a good thing. Throwing me under t…

archived 21 Jun 2019 04:07:00 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "It means he was good enough to take money bu…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I am 100% sober at this moment.… "

archived 21 Jun 2019 04:18:02 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No, Nora did… "

archived 21 Jun 2019 04:31:34 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Gave you idiot, it's autocorrected… "

archived 21 Jun 2019 04:27:56 UTC

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Honestly, this is the dumbest shit in the wo…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "*Done of course"

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I have a dog as well you maniac lol… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "That's as really cool operation… "

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Yea they get really scared outside cause the…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "LOL… "

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[Smarty Pants]

Imagine believing Ethan actually WENT OUTSIDE (first red flag) and put up posters after his cat had been gone since the morning.

I believe that his cat went outside but he made a big deal out of it just so he can get upcummies on twitter. I've had cats all my life and they go outside sometimes - not a big deal. It's not the same thing as a dog running away. A cat knows its way around and will eventually come back home in a few hours or days when it gets hungry unless its killed or something.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

You know what really boils my bone broth? Maybe Ralphs cat was selling his Xanax to the coyotes? How far did his cat have to travel and were the Coyotes overpaying?

 

[Unog]

I fixed it through the power of internet magic.
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It still for all the world sounded and sounds on a relisten to me as him admitting to paying for sex then realizing his wife might hear his statement.

Also just because nobody's mentioned the pillstreams or the shit he's said in them in the past page or so doesn't mean everyone suddenly forgot about Ethan's current situation.

 

[Lord Akira]

Imagine believing Ethan actually WENT OUTSIDE (first red flag) and put up posters after his cat had been gone since the morning.

I believe that his cat went outside but he made a big deal out of it just so he can get upcummies on twitter. I've had cats all my life and they go outside sometimes - not a big deal. It's not the same thing as a dog running away. A cat knows its way around and will eventually come back home in a few hours or days when it gets hungry unless its killed or something.

I think the only concern would be if she was declawed, but considering she isn't even fixed, I doubt that's the case. Just a lame distraction for sympathy and to hopefully let some of the past week's heat blow over.

 

[Love Machine]

I think the only concern would be if she was declawed, but considering she isn't even fixed, I doubt that's the case. Just a lame distraction for sympathy and to hopefully let some of the past week's heat blow over.

inb4 she went out to get some dick and now we need to watch ralph have to take care of kittens while xanax'd off his ass.

 

[beautiful person]

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We can all sleep comfortably tonight

Now watch him still not fix his cat.

 

[NoddingOut]

His cat must HATE him, seriously. He had it in eyesight and couldn't wrangle it back inside, I know he's way too obese to run and catch it like any normal human would, but usually shaking a box of food would get most cats back inside...

 

[Pepper Jack]

It's the first hit on Google for a Xanax price search. There are people who pay less than that and people who pay much, much more.

You can buy it online for less is all I'm trying to say. For around $2 a bar. Legit medication as well. None of that Indian bullshit medicine.

 

[Ellana]

Not to go on about the Xanax ... but really ... to go on about the Xanax ...
With everything going on in his life he could easily get a prescription as long as he concealed his alcohol abuse. 90 bars would run him under $20 at most pharmacies with a savings card. That's roughly $0.22 a bar. Screw the $500 street bullshit.

 

[Top Skink]

It still for all the world sounded and sounds on a relisten to me as him admitting to paying for sex then realizing his wife might hear his statement.

Agreed, which makes his 'have sex incel' jabs even more retarded. Of ALL the things to say to try and denigrate a neet that fled to Ukraine so he can save shekels running a website literally made to laugh at autistic speds, he (the 350 pound literal guntlord with untrimmed hair/beard) chose to knock on not getting laid enough. Still can't understand how the fuck anyone around here can take themselves so seriously after all this time

 

[Smarty Pants]

With everything going on in his life he could easily get a prescription as long as he concealed his alcohol abuse.

Is Ralph denying his alcohol problem in order to procure a Xanax prescription? Are we onto something here, guys?

Of ALL the things to say to try and denigrate a neet that fled to Ukraine so he can save shekels running a website literally made to laugh at autistic speds, he (the 350 pound literal guntlord with untrimmed hair/beard) chose to knock on not getting laid enough.

Oh c'mon, don't tell me you don't think "ladykiller" when you look at an early 30's obese man with bleached hair. It's actually pretty funny how insecure Ralph is about his graying hair. He literally bleached his hair a day after he appeared on stream and we all started making fun of him for looking like an old man. Owning Ralph is really, really easy and Josh knows all the angles he can go for but he wasn't trying to bants him on that stream too much. Ralph made a fool of himself without having Dame and Josh go hard on him.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Is Ralph denying his alcohol problem in order to procure a Xanax prescription? Are we onto something here, guys?

Oh c'mon, don't tell me you don't think "ladykiller" when you look at an early 30's obese man with bleached hair. It's actually pretty funny how insecure Ralph is about his graying hair. He literally bleached his hair a day after he appeared on stream and we all started making fun of him for looking like an old man. Owning Ralph is really, really easy and Josh knows all the angles he can go for but he wasn't trying to bants him on that stream too much. Ralph made a fool of himself without having Dame and Josh go hard on him.

All Dame and Josh really did was try to point out that they cannot see the emperors new clothes. Josh tried to continually point out reality and Dame via his actions was demonstrating that he wasn't buying anything that Ethanol was saying.

Whether you like or hate the Gunt it's undeniable that he's bought us many amazing streams in the past. Most of the recurring guests ofthe Gunt Retort don't wish to see the Gunt aborted. I think that the way that people have been handling this entire thing has been pretty mature. Gator, Flamenco, Null and Dame have all in their own way tried to tell Ethanol that he is an addict in denial. And if Zoom is to be believed the main reason why Warksi and Gunt have had nothing to do with each other since Miami is because Warski couldn't deal with Ethanol being a degenerate alcoholic anymore.

The Gunts last chance to come clean and fix his Retort and his relationship with his fans will be on the Friday show with Dick Masterson. I'm convinced that Dick will bring all of this up, especially if Dame is on the show too. Recently Dick was on the podcast Painkiller Already and he mentioned that he'd been browsing the /r/pka subreddit. The PKA subreddit constantly makes jokes about a child one of the hosts is a foster parent of being the illegitimate black baby of the hosts daughter. Dick congratulated the host about being a grandfather which was fucking hilarious. Dick always puts the fans first and the Friday #Pillstream will be no different.

You've also got to wonder how long Nora will stick around. I can't imagine that there hasn't been trouble in paradise, she has had a front row seat to witness his gradual decline in e-fame, cognitive ability and alcoholism. Maybe Ethanol seems like a great fit because of the free Greencard, flights and gifts he gets her as she subsists off whatever her streetshitter parents give her but if she actually graduates and enters the medical profession... Surely she must be aware that if Ethanol doesn't get help she's going to be working a high pressure job and coming home to a morbidly obese drug addict and his white trash momma complaining that the Gunt won't drive her to her dialysis treatments..

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Is Ralph denying his alcohol problem in order to procure a Xanax prescription? Are we onto something here, guys?

Oh c'mon, don't tell me you don't think "ladykiller" when you look at an early 30's obese man with bleached hair. It's actually pretty funny how insecure Ralph is about his graying hair. He literally bleached his hair a day after he appeared on stream and we all started making fun of him for looking like an old man. Owning Ralph is really, really easy and Josh knows all the angles he can go for but he wasn't trying to bants him on that stream too much. Ralph made a fool of himself without having Dame and Josh go hard on him.

It always stuns me when someone brings up his age. Dude looks like he is in his mid-fifties.

 

[Niggernerd]

obese man with bleached hair. It's actually pretty funny how insecure Ralph is about his graying hair. He literally bleached his hair a day after he appeared on stream and we all started making fun of him for looking like an old man.

With all due respect sir uhhh *eats a handful of xanax* das bolshid I'm hip and young wif a golhden mane. my fetching wife would happen to agree SIR

 

[No Pact]

It always stuns me when someone brings up his age. Dude looks like he is in his mid-fifties.

Calories age you and liver damage fucks up your bodies ability to filter toxins. Gunts are not supposed to literally look like hamburger meat.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

All Dame and Josh really did was try to point out that they cannot see the emperors new clothes. Josh tried to continually point out reality and Dame via his actions was demonstrating that he wasn't buying anything that Ethanol was saying.

Whether you like or hate the Gunt it's undeniable that he's bought us many amazing streams in the past. Most of the recurring guests ofthe Gunt Retort don't wish to see the Gunt aborted. I think that the way that people have been handling this entire thing has been pretty mature. Gator, Flamenco, Null and Dame have all in their own way tried to tell Ethanol that he is an addict in denial. And if Zoom is to be believed the main reason why Warksi and Gunt have had nothing to do with each other since Miami is because Warski couldn't deal with Ethanol being a degenerate alcoholic anymore.

The Gunts last chance to come clean and fix his Retort and his relationship with his fans will be on the Friday show with Dick Masterson. I'm convinced that Dick will bring all of this up, especially if Dame is on the show too. Recently Dick was on the podcast Painkiller Already and he mentioned that he'd been browsing the /r/pka subreddit. The PKA subreddit constantly makes jokes about a child one of the hosts is a foster parent of being the illegitimate black baby of the hosts daughter. Dick congratulated the host about being a grandfather which was fucking hilarious. Dick always puts the fans first and the Friday #Pillstream will be no different.

You've also got to wonder how long Nora will stick around. I can't imagine that there hasn't been trouble in paradise, she has had a front row seat to witness his gradual decline in e-fame, cognitive ability and alcoholism. Maybe Ethanol seems like a great fit because of the free Greencard, flights and gifts he gets her as she subsists off whatever her streetshitter parents give her but if she actually graduates and enters the medical profession... Surely she must be aware that if Ethanol doesn't get help she's going to be working a high pressure job and coming home to a morbidly obese drug addict and his white trash momma complaining that the Gunt won't drive her to her dialysis treatments..

Why doesn’t he try to go the the UK to be with her? Is it impossible because of his arrest record? Long distance relationships are hard. There’s no way they’re not having issues right now.

 

[Lord Akira]

It always stuns me when someone brings up his age. Dude looks like he is in his mid-fifties.

Hardcore drug addiction ages rapidly, there's a reason why they ran the faces of meth campaign a while back. Combine that with an absence of exercise, poor diet, lack of sun, and so forth, it's not surprising he looks like fossilized shit now. Hell, he even looked better when he came out of the clink of all places despite being on the Kali Muscle prison diet of Fritos and spam.

 

[Saint Regret]

I want to point out the cat arc was retarded. But here's my main point.

How often do you think Ralph gets sex? I mean it's one thing being single and/or virgin, but to be married and not even kiss, let alone felch fishy farts out of her clamped sloppy clam is absurd. She comes over maybe once every 4-6 months for maybe 5 days. I very much want you all to remember the slip up from Dame's show, about "Paying for pussy."

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

TBF Null can fix difference in the amount of sex they've had in no time. Remember, he is in Ukraine - the country that provides almost all Europe with prostitutes. Checkmate, Ralph!