🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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House cats don't really do that. They have no idea how to function in the real world.
That's how non-autistic living beings act.

I've tried once to get my house cat outside - after like a year of her staying indoors. She was shaking like a leaf and clinging too me all the way - terrified of absolutly everything, burying her face into my chest every time there was even mild noise of any kind.

She would not even cross the front door after that ever again, so I hadn't pushed it anymore.
My 10-year-old cat was raised as an indoor, but has always wanted to get outside. When he used to get out, and I'd try to get him, he'd let out this demonic guttural growl-meow thing... I'd don a long sleeve jacket and get the broom because I was afaid he'd slash the shit out of me if I tried to pick him up (the way he'd attack the broom was a pretty good indicator). It got to the point that when he got out I'd just say fuck it and leave the door open. He was always back in 24 hours or less, sauntering in, chill as an ice cube. Now when it gets too hot in the house I leave the door open a crack so he can go out and lie in the shade, and often I can just call him back in if I need to. Aside from one bad bout of fleas, there hasnt been an issue. Granted, I've never seen him kill a bird or rodent, so maybe he wouldnt do too well if left out for days at a time, but instinct can carry an animal a long way. (of course, I had the consideration to have my cat fixed) So my initial reaction would be for Ethan to stop crying and just put out some food and leave the door open, but I dont know how a female in heat would behave. I imagine it would still come back after getting rammed a couple times.
 
That's kind of what it sounded like on Friday when he said that people like watching dumpster fires, so what's the big deal if he's wasted on stream.

Obviously, that wasn't it - Ralph is pivoting hard from that (maybe that gunt pivot is what smashed and killed the cat?).

And you are absolutely right - he simply does not have what it takes to be Ghost or even DSP. @theralph, there will never be a saudi prince dropping gifted subs on your sorry ass.
Ralph isn't even in Ghost's stratosphere when it comes to talent. Ghost puts on a 5+ hour show 4 days a week where he is a complete troll and feeds off the chat and the TTS. Although seeing Gunt try to do a Ghost like stream would be a trainwreck.
 
I've never had just a house cat but I'm pretty sure cats never lose their neurotic bullshit magic. It'll come back home on its own.

The only cat I've had get in trouble was a black cat that loved to lay on the asphalt because it was warm. We knew it'd get hit one day and it'd meow incessantly and miserably if we kept it indoors. rip

A buddy of mine just had his cat come back after 5 fucking months and he used to be a 'house' cat. I guess that little black bastard was tired of being a house nigger and went on the run.

On the topic of the recent downfall of the gunt, I think it's kinda sad to see him spiralling further down but I've seen too many people succumb to their addictions to have a place in my dark heart for ethan ralph of all people. I've seen people bleed out in their beds because they chose the liquor over a sober life. And I know that one of the hardest challenges in overcoming severe addiction is that you have to accept that you are too fucked up to solve the situation by yourself and you have to fall to your knees and ask others to help you. Because there comes a point when the drug takes over, and if you are past that point it's like a cancer that keeps on growing and will eventually kill it's host. And just like the cancer the drug is indifferent, it's only goal is to grow. Just like the gunt I guess.
 
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It's the first hit on Google for a Xanax price search. There are people who pay less than that and people who pay much, much more.

We've gone from speculating as to whether or not Gunt was actually on Xanax, to trying to make sure that he's at least getting a good deal for the Xanax he is definitely taking regardless of whether or not we want him to stop.

This is a community that cares. Brings a tear to my eye.
 
1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224
the nearest area that looks like a wild dog could live there is Pocohontas state park. which is around 17 miles away from his house with urban areas littering it before getting to that house. It would be a die hard coyote to pass the buffet of thousands of houses en route just to come to that ONE at the end of a 17 mile journey one way. It could easily get run over by a car, killed by an agrresive dog at the neighbors, etc. before it really has to worry about an actual wild predator coming in the area.

I think it's just a weird tangent to go down to make a point when there are a hundred more likely outcomes to even consider before going to the literal extreme of what if scenarios.

All this is still just aiding Ralph in his ultimate goal which is everybody is debating over his purported cat missing and has almost abandoned talking about the myriad of other stuff that has been revealed the past week. The fact that the conversation is slipping in this direction is the red herring he needs to let his last wet fart of a stream slip past everybody and get it sort of memory holed for a while and not call him out as vehemently about everything else. That's just my view on it though and from what I've seen so far it seems to be working for him. He has twitter, kiwi and cow talking about a cat.
This cat coyote discussion is stupid, but I was going to post that same LLC. And for the guy telling everyone to look at satellite view, did you not notice the large wooded area literally connected to Ralphs backyard?
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Have none of you people owned cats before? My cats would disappear for a few days at a time and come back to eat. No idea where they go or what they do, they were neutered and everything. Cats just get bored and go on a spirit journey once a year or so. If they go missing for 3 days, that's when you start calling shelters.

Oh yeah this. I grew up with cats we kept letting outside in Florida. We wouldn't see them for a week easy if a neighbor started feeding them, which they did. We had a cat that only came around when he couldn't catch something to eat. We would open the front door in the mornings and just find a squirrel tail by the bushes because he'd eaten the rest. That cat died under a bush in our front yard. Pretty sure he got bitten by a snake. I saw him grab a bird out of the air mid flight once. That cat was badass.
 
This cat coyote discussion is stupid, but I was going to post that same LLC. And for the guy telling everyone to look at satellite view, did you not notice the large wooded area literally connected to Ralphs backyard?
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honestly i didn't look directly behind the house. I was zoomed out a little farther looking for a wider wooded area.
 
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This cat coyote discussion is stupid...

But I'll add my two cents too. I had a house cat that literally feared the outdoors. Didn't know what the fuck was happening when the front door opened to a massive room without walls or a ceiling. So he never went outside. Real human-oriented cat, like most indoor cats. However, when I moved away for college and couldn't take him with, he must have felt neglected or scorned, because at that point, he started hiding, making dashes for escape, etc. He hated living with my family alone. But, that may be because they didn't much like him either. They fed him, and made sure he didn't die, but that was about it. When he finally kicked the bucket, they found out that he had been hiding under a dresser and just waiting to die. Sad stuff.


Why does that matter? Because animals aren't that complicated. They all act pretty similarly under similar situations or stressors. Cats especially also don't see themselves as reliant on humans (that doesn't mean they don't grow attached to them though). They typically see our lack of fangs and claws as a weakness and think that we can't hunt for food. That's why the leave dead stuff for their owners all the time.

The way I recall things, Ralph had his cat that he appeared to adore - King Tut. To my recollection, I'm fairly certain I can recall Ralph referring to Cleo as being Nora's cat. That's how the King Tut thing kept coming up. Someone would hear the cat, and say "We hear your cat, Ralph", and his most common response would be "My Cat was King Tut, rest in piece" and then he'd monologue about the cat for 2-3 minutes.

Long story short, if Cleo is Nora's cat first and foremost, and is most loyal to her, I can definitely see the cat trying to run or hide from Ralph. Especially if his personality has flipped in private as much as it has in public. If he isn't taking great care of himself, his family, his work, or any of his relationships, chances are, he isn't paying much attention to the cat. I'm not calling him an animal abuser, I'm sure it had food and water, but in the end, I think that Cleo was doing her best to escape Ralph/find Nora.

What I'm getting at is that this is probably not a coincidence. Even the cat is fed up with Ralph's shit and just wants find its real owner, the one who isn't a complete fuck up.
 
It's Xanax. You are overpaying at any price.
Pretty true, though at one point I could get alp powder for 10 pence a milligram which was great.

Not sure why people on twitter etc are trying to discern what he's taking , it's impossible to tell and doesn't make much of a difference anyway, he's absolutely off of it though. I'm sure most people could look past it if he didn't go full boomer and forget how to operate a fucking computer and rabidly turn against his fans, he's got about as much self awareness as christine chan.

One thing that pissed me off was him shitting on "the weirdos at KF" considering how it's all good when those same weirdos are digging up information that he uses in his streams but not that he's the cow it's in his best interest to poison the well against anyone who says something mean to him, think it was about 40 mins into the steam on the 21st. I couldn't care less about that living gunt now anyway.

He has gone on a blocking spree which might explain the missing twitter followers? if twitter does that? Also i'm hoping for a big spreg out/reveal or something, he's using his girlfriends missing cat to self guntshield, which is sickening animal abuse.
 
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