🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[zyclonPD]

I wonder if Ralph has considered whether there are coyotes nearby, I've lost quite a few cats from that.

Poor Cleo, had to have that fat fuck as an owner. Couldn't even keep that fucking door closed, eh Ralph?

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They're basically everywhere m8.

I want you to pull up 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 on google maps and turn on satellite view. Now explain to me how a coyote trecks accross MILES of urban sprawl, city limits, interstates, overpasses, etc. to get to a crack house which is almost at the heart of a city?

I know you are just throwing this out there, but I don't think too many people have physically pulled up the address and looked at where his house actually is.

 

[Spectre_06]

He lives in Virginia, coyotes tend to live in more western states.

We have a lot of them up here in Massachusetts. I think we even have a coydog running around right now.

 

[Unog]

I want you to pull up 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 on google maps and turn on satellite view. Now explain to me how a coyote trecks accross MILES of urban sprawl, city limits, interstates, overpasses, etc. to get to a crack house which is almost at the heart of a city?

I know you are just throwing this out there, but I don't think too many people have physically pulled up the address and looked at where his house actually is.

In San Francisco they've figured out how crosswalks work at traffic intersections. I don't really put anything past coyotes when it comes to getting around.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I want you to pull up 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 on google maps and turn on satellite view.

Cut your lawn, Ralph. Jesus Christ

 

[Marco Fucko]

I want you to pull up 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 on google maps and turn on satellite view. Now explain to me how a coyote trecks accross MILES of urban sprawl, city limits, interstates, overpasses, etc. to get to a crack house which is almost at the heart of a city?

I know you are just throwing this out there, but I don't think too many people have physically pulled up the address and looked at where his house actually is.

Oh God he's in the industrial district. His house is worth less than some yuppie's cars .

 

[zyclonPD]

In San Francisco they've figured out how crosswalks work at traffic intersections. I don't really put anything past coyotes when it comes to getting around.

the nearest area that looks like a wild dog could live there is Pocohontas state park. which is around 17 miles away from his house with urban areas littering it before getting to that house. It would be a die hard coyote to pass the buffet of thousands of houses en route just to come to that ONE at the end of a 17 mile journey one way. It could easily get run over by a car, killed by an agrresive dog at the neighbors, etc. before it really has to worry about an actual wild predator coming in the area.

I think it's just a weird tangent to go down to make a point when there are a hundred more likely outcomes to even consider before going to the literal extreme of what if scenarios.

All this is still just aiding Ralph in his ultimate goal which is everybody is debating over his purported cat missing and has almost abandoned talking about the myriad of other stuff that has been revealed the past week. The fact that the conversation is slipping in this direction is the red herring he needs to let his last wet fart of a stream slip past everybody and get it sort of memory holed for a while and not call him out as vehemently about everything else. That's just my view on it though and from what I've seen so far it seems to be working for him. He has twitter, kiwi and cow talking about a cat.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Internet terrorist NegroJoe has claimed responsibility for the catnapping and Jarbo Binks commemorated this great event in Internet history with some sick beats.

 

[Yaito-Chan]

I want you to pull up 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 on google maps and turn on satellite view. Now explain to me how a coyote trecks accross MILES of urban sprawl, city limits, interstates, overpasses, etc. to get to a crack house which is almost at the heart of a city?

I know you are just throwing this out there, but I don't think too many people have physically pulled up the address and looked at where his house actually is.

To be fair, Richmond isn't the most developed city in the US. Most of the true urban sprawl is north of the James and to the west. There's plenty of trees and stuff near that part of the city where the address leads to, which is mostly low-income housing that turns into suburban/rural areas the farther you go. I'm not saying you're wrong, but it is still possible.

 

[Unog]

All this is still just aiding Ralph in his ultimate goal which is everybody is debating over his purported cat missing and has almost abandoned talking about the myriad of other stuff that has been revealed the past week. The fact that the conversation is slipping in this direction is the red herring he needs to let his last wet fart of a stream slip past everybody and get it sort of memory holed for a while and not call him out as vehemently about everything else. That's just my view on it though and from what I've seen so far it seems to be working for him. He has twitter, kiwi and cow talking about a cat.

Nobody is going to forget the past two streams, all of the talk about the cat has the backdrop of "he's been too wasted the past two streams to look after himself, no wonder his cat ran off".

 

[Hamsteroid]

Cut your lawn, Ralph. Jesus Christ

August 2012

vs
July 2014


Ralph probably stopped paying the Mexican neighbor to tend to the garden and sent him to do regular pickup runs to the local liquor store instead.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

@theralph your cat will come back after she gets pregnant, because you're a shit cat owner and didn't get her even the most basic of vetting. You failed to keep her safe while knowing she was in heat, because benzos and booze are apparently more important to you.

Also, I imagine this will be the closest you will ever come to having your own kids.

Are you talking about the cat or Nora?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Ear Juice makes some good tunes

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I mean lets be honest tho, she’s probably not fielding too many quality offers.

But sadly because she's a paki, most of those offers would be her first cousins

 

[变性黑鬼]

ETHAN Ralph, it's me, Gator.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

wisdom from /r/thedickshow

 

[Pepper Jack]

That's from 2015, PPP doesn't do shows anymore because he got in trouble with his church.

#FreePPP

 

[The Reaper]

the nearest area that looks like a wild dog could live there is Pocohontas state park. which is around 17 miles away from his house with urban areas littering it before getting to that house. It would be a die hard coyote to pass the buffet of thousands of houses en route just to come to that ONE at the end of a 17 mile journey one way.

There is an actual LLC dedicated to urban coyotes and research of them. It is just as likely a scenario as any other.
My money is on someone else in the neighborhood taking the cat in. He should be hanging fliers around his home and nearby streets instead of Tweeting about it. His neighbors don’t watch the show.

I missed the stream live so I’m still getting caught up on it, but the first thing that stood out to me was how Ralph talked about us here at KF. His “Posters are weirdos, but some of them are probably okay” just felt like pandering to the ‘KF is lame’ crowd. I think it was really pathetic when he said KF was for archiving weirdos and pedophiles, and tracking news and happenings, and instead his thread was being used to bully a humble streamer who is getting kicked off of every major video platform. It is my personal opinion that a man responding to audio clips of his ex-cohost screaming his name because he’s too faded to tell it’s fake is lolcow worthy.

And screw the people telling him to keep drinking like it isn’t wrong. “A man enjoying a drink on his own time” isn’t what Ralph is doing.

I can’t wait for the tell-all from Gator with Zidan in a few months regarding the behind-the-scenes events.

 

[BitchFromTheCraft]

I liked ralph because he put out this vibe of a drunk southerner just talking shit about things(like they do). Zidan was very on top of the pulse of chat and Gator seemed like a charmingly whack version of Robin. Then I started watching regularly after the Mundane Matt episode and Metokur-Masterson mega show and I realized he isn't just having a drink like Nicky Rackets, he was getting all out shit faced. His speech slurred heavily from time to time and I cringed when he wouldn't hear or understand a guest but keep pushing on bull-headed and blacked out.

I started to feel like a man was killing himself live during the StreamMe era but then the Donga and Ian miles chong shit came in to distract me. Eventually Zoom appeared and I hated him from IBS Apocalypse and he kinda lured me away from the Gunt before eventually going after him. Slowly but surely Ralph, Andy Warski, and CRP revealed their full fledged faggotry. Soon all I was left with was Jersh, his archives, Jim, and left over Internet Blood Sports arguments.

It seems like whenever a shit storm starts to wind down you can start to see which niggas are cracking jokes and which ones are dancing like clowns and flinging props all over. The real ones, who have some sort of value, we're either smart enough to bring an umbrella or a hazmat suit and everyone else was screaming with their mouths wide open into the shit current.

Sometimes i miss being blinded by a shit smeared windshield watching retards in the distance but I feel like i'm lucky to not have been peering bare-eyed into a wind toilet and swallowing gallons of metaphorical diarrhea, not knowing whose ass was spewing it.

 

[Null]

Have none of you people owned cats before? My cats would disappear for a few days at a time and come back to eat. No idea where they go or what they do, they were neutered and everything. Cats just get bored and go on a spirit journey once a year or so. If they go missing for 3 days, that's when you start calling shelters.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Have none of you people owned cats before? My cats would disappear for a few days at a time and come back to eat. No idea where they go or what they do, they were neutered and everything. Cats just get bored and go on a spirit journey once a year or so. If they go missing for 3 days, that's when you start calling shelters.

House cats don't really do that. They have no idea how to function in the real world.