Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Fatty is getting called out on her horseshit. Good.

Victimlynn is annoying.

Annoying, yes -- but potentially building to a meltdown.

 

[ButMuhCondishuns]

Not that I see her losing any weight ever, but can you gorls imagine how much loose skin she would have if she managed to drop 450+ pounds?

Obese To Beast (the guy who gave some tips on weight loss to ALR before) lost 170 lbs and has a lot of loose skin. I imagine something like that, but at least twice as much.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Our gorl throws some more shade at Zach, then declares that she does not hate him. And then poof!, she's off to live her best life with her aesthetically pleaseen gorlfriend.

Spoiler: tweets (5 images)

Well there's your problem. You two should tear each other up instead.

 

[Mr Foster]

Obese To Beast (the guy who gave some tips on weight loss to ALR before) lost 170 lbs and has a lot of loose skin. I imagine something like that, but at least twice as much.

Oh you don't need to worry about all that with hambo. That will never be a problem for her.

 

[Twinkie]

I think she's finally too fat for the couch or ottoman. Maybe she broke a section, maybe her shelf ass is so big she lidurally can't sit on it anymore. I agree that she's not sleeping on it because she'd asphyxiate without pillow mountain holding her up.

I disagree because the logistics of getting her up and down off the floor would be a nightmare. Unless they installed a winch in the den I don't see it happening.

Amberlynn said on social media (can't remember if it was one of her vids or smthn else like ask.fm) that she spends "99%" of her time in bed. She admitted that. And this was back when she was leaving the house to eat in restaurants every day. Imagine how much time she spends in bed now that she doesn't even do that.

Her "bed" is a stack of like 4 mattresses. Probably 2 mattresses (hers before Becky, and Becky's) plus at least one boxspring. That is what's required to support her weight and more importantly, it's probably the "highest" seat in the house so it's the easiest for her to get down/up.

 

[literally low-key]

When she sits on her mattress her legs are straight out in front of her and when she gets out of bed, Amber said she kind of rolls out. I doubt that she has four mattresses.

 

[Twinkie]

He made a face(!!) when he saw my back

This is so dumb. Does she honestly expect people to not be horrified at her appearance? She's absolutely horrified by her own appearance (and has admitted as much during her brief flashes of lucidity).

 

[Mr Foster]

When she sits on her mattress her legs are straight out in front of her and when she gets out of bed, Amber said she kind of rolls out. I doubt that she has four mattresses.

Frankly, I'm surprised she doesn't roll everywhere.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

When she sits on her mattress her legs are straight out in front of her and when she gets out of bed, Amber said she kind of rolls out. I doubt that she has four mattresses.

I am a bit curious about the setup, though. She insists she sleeps on the floor, but the window seems to be right behind her head in most of her videos. So unless that window is unusually low in the wall, she must be sitting on something higher than a mattress on the floor.

But you're also right in that she talks about rolling onto/off of the bed (like when she fell getting up and "rolled" back onto the bed) so it's a bit confusing. She can't be rolling and hoisting at the same time...

 

[Bunny]

Frankly, I'm surprised she doesn't roll everywhere.

Like that game Katamari lmao

 

[ADHD]

Woe is Amber! Pity her, haydurs.



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I wondered if they can no longer fit in the same bed. I would bet that out of the two of them, it's Becky that would be sleeping in the lounge.

If one of them is sleeping in the lounge, it's definitely Becky. And while some people might find that sad, consider that their bedroom stinks and Amber very likely snores. An excuse to sleep away from Amber is probably something Becky has been wanting for a very long time.

 

[MissyMissy]

So she's already recorded the video but we have to wait until July 5th? Gorl wanna get next month coins in order


ETA: she did not see anyone. "I went to a psychiatrist" She makes it sound like they had a big cry sesh when she's just pulling words put of her ass bc in order to see one she would have to see a therapist! Lol she just can't handle Zach's clapback now boo hoo me. Same thing happened when chantal made fun of her for scooting in walmart.

 

[nyankosensei]

Woe is Amber! Pity her, haydurs.

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[Snusmumriken]

She said it twice...why the fuck does she keep saying "we're tearing each other apart"? Gorl, Zach isn't crying himself to sleep because you made a sausagebang video. Your haydurs aren't being torn apart by any of the shit you do. This is like prime NarcissistLynn here assuming she has the biggest effect on people...tf

 

[marjoram]

Well, isn't that lovely--every crappy thing she's ever done, all the snotty attitude, all the lying about everything, all the laziness, EVERYTHING is due to her "mental illness".

Fuck off, Big Al--you're a massive fraud and that's all YOU, and YOU are responsible for it, YOU chose it. Embrace your inner asshole.

 

[Aldora]

Woe is Amber! Pity her, haydurs.

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Go cry to someone else Amber (:

 

[ET 599]

Woe is Amber! Pity her, haydurs.

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Yawn.

No one thinks you aren't mentally ill. No one is saying it's some casual thing to go and see a psychiatrist and pick apart your past.
The problem is your complete lack of accountability, progress, and using your mental illness as a shield to ward off critique. There is nothing empowering about your behavior.

Rate me mad on the internet, but I'm about to start making videos too.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

 

[mekalekahi]

Yeah AL we can physically see you so we know you have mental illness and trauma. What people have been telling you is to get some fucking help for the last 5 years before you ate yourself into your bed which you excelled at.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The problem is your complete lack of accountability, progress, and using your mental illness as a shield to ward off critique. There is nothing empowering about your behavior.

Yep. She's stuck in the disclosure phase, where she acknowledges she has a problem and sucks up sympathy and support.

It seems like she's finally accepted that you don't get to just say, "I have an issue" and get a pass. Now she's on the phase where it'll take her ages to understand that she can't just say, "I'm working on an issue" and get a pass, either.

She's finally unable to avoid going to therapy, just like she was previously unable to avoid admitting there was something wrong with her -- or at least, to pay lip service to these realizations that her "fans" have been trying to beat into her head for years.

On that note, she's drawn out every stage past the point of ridiculousness, so realizing she has to put her money where her mouth is and do something could easily take another five years -- which I'm honestly not sure our gorl has.

I just hope we get enough footage to see what could be a fascinating period in ALR history. Whether she realizes it or not, I think a lot of things are catching up with her.