Careercow Talia Lavin / @swordsjew - Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and PissTape-Conspiratard.

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Talia Lavin, a self-described freelance writer, made her first steps towards fame and infamy when working for the 'New Yorker", as a journalist and fact-checker.
Her primary claim to notoriety rests on her inability to get the facts right, when she tried to get a disabled veteran and ICE agent into trouble by “baselessly slandering” him,
as the agency put it.
She has since quit her job, wasting no time to play the victim about how this "small mistake" had "ruined her life".

Lavin can boast an impressive track record of employers who grew tired of her shit, including the Huffington Post, and most recently, New York University.
The latter cancelled her class after only two students enrolled.

Talia B. Lavin
DOB: Sept. 4, 1989
Voter ID: NY000000000055226202
Party: Democrat
1429 Bushwick Ave. Apt. 3R
Brooklyn, NY 11207-1120
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Lavin took measures to keep her parent's dox private, and boasted about that on twitter.
In that effort, she was promptly defied by our top-autists:
Lavin and Leiter have an apartment in New York, Unit 3A, 285 Riverside Drive, Manhattan, NY 10025. They had formerly lived in Teaneck, NJ, but they sold that in late 2016.

Aside from suffering disgrace in the field of journalism, Lavin also keeps embarrassing herself on Twitter.
Thanks to her own posts, we know that:

- nobody likes her
- she eats like a pig, spilling food all over her sagging boobs, where it "clings unnoticed"
- shoes spontaneously fall apart under her massive weight
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- and she stinks! Apparently, not just due to the spilled food rotting in her cleavage, but by her own, disgusting nature.

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archive: http://archive.fo/BRIjr


Here's a photo of Ms. Lavin, in case you had any doubt as to why her shoes would randomly inevitably fall apart:

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For comparison, here's a photo of Sarah, Lavin's twin-sister, who managed to avoid becoming a disgusting 300 pounds of flesh:

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Sarah happens to be an avowed kike-nationalist, living in the jewish ethnostate, and touting racial purity for the chosen.

Talia's twin Sarah, who moved to the so-called 'nation' of 'Israel' to help dispossess the Palestinian people, has moved back to her people's home of New York and lives at Unit 6H, 215 West 101 Street, Manhattan, New York, 10025. @sarahzlavin on Twitter, @szableman and 'Blue Thread Marketing' on Facebook, @sarahlavinableman on Medium, LinkedIn.

For those unaware of what the term 'continuity' in her LinkedIn bio means, it means Sarah is dedicated to fighting against 'race mixing' and to 'securing an existence of the Jewish people and a future for Jewish children'.

Sarah despises religious Jews, and considers them 'unproductive'. She only cares about the race, la raza, der volk.

Meanwhile, the loser-sister is stuck with the ungrateful task of preaching race-mixing to the stupid goyim.

For instance, when Talia's not busy embracing her identity as a smelly, fat, unemployed jew, she spends her time shapeshifting into a white woman on Twitter.
Preaching to her "fellow white people" about dismantling the evils of whiteness, the Confederacy, and the horrors of racially inappropriate Halloween costumes.

- We don't need to prop up racist costumes, fellow white ladies!
- Don't you agree those monuments are bad, muh fellow white women?
- the only role suitable for white people is to act as race traitors to whiteness and to dismantle it
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Being the busy bumblebee that she is, she's not content with merely harassing war veterans. She tried to take a swing at this 14-year-old girl and her family as well.
By the looks of it, this didn't go too well for Ms. Lavin:
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It appears Ms. Lavin's also a PissTape-Conspiratard: http://archive.fo/yYQzU
Because fuck Drumpf, I suppose.



Gamers are rising up, we live in a society!
As Lavin's a self-described feminist, her laughable narratives and occasional bouts of hysteria aren't exactly surprising.
Still, I'm not exactly sure where she got the idea that Gamergate "led to 2 mass murders". I guess it's all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy, or something.

She also really doesn't appreciate people telling her to get off her fat arse and "learn to code",
which is most definitely the result of some right-wing conspiracy or brigade, according to Lavin's delusional musings in her "New Republic" column.


In what is clearly her greatest accomplishment yet, Lavin became the most well-known "greasy fat kike" on the Internet:
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Naturally, she tried to monetize all the attention and infamy she's been getting, with a bit of e-begging:

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It appears that even the SPLC endorsed that call to "gib shekels" to this poor, unemployable woman.


Now, for some earlier examples of her neverending quest for attention, here's some rather pathetic standup comedy:



and a discussion (aired 2014) with Jesse-Lee Peterson on whether she was, at some point, sexually assaulted in her drunken stupor,
or merely cheated on her beta-cuck boyfriend (who has graduated to the status of proud cuck husband in the meantime).


Why she'd feel compelled to discuss any of this with a mumbling Uncle Ruckus is beyond me; she must be really starved for atttention.

Following the divorce from said cuck-boyfriend, Talia chose to live as a spinster in her own filth:
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Occasionally, she fantasizes of stabbing people with the various swords she's collecting:
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Though, the idea of this misshapen butterhuffer being able to chase down any able-bodied person with a melee weapons seems remote.
And her persistent, odious stench would make a surprise attack equally improbable.

That's all I got for now; special thanks to everyone who provided screenshots in this thread.
 

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Talia Lavin, a self-described freelance writer, made her first steps towards fame and infamy when working for the 'New Yorker", as a journalist and fact-checker.
Her primary claim to notoriety rests on her inability to get her facts right, as she tried to get a disabled veteran and ICE agent into trouble by “baselessly slandering” him,
as the agency put it.
This is a shitty start. Leading with political shit is not good.
Lavin took two Twitter to whine about this and other misfortunes, most notably:
This is mildly amusing, but this is the only funny part of the whole thread.

This is boring and will just lead to politisperging. She's not particularly notable and she doesn't stick out from others like her.
 
This is a shitty start. Leading with political shit is not good.

Well, it's the most notable thing about her, the primary reason anyone's paying attention to her twitter-spergery.

She's not particularly notable and she doesn't stick out from others like her.

A thread about her has been requested in A&H, and people are digging through her stuff. I reckon there's more to be found about this one, but that remains to be seen.
 
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I like the thread, it's short but sweet. I agree there could be more to it but it seems like a complete disaster human being with tons of drama around her, overt incompetence and who cannot help but overshare on social media. 100% lolcow metrial.

As far as politics, I guess it's more about the source material, didn't feel like OP is trying to push it any particular way.

Definitely watching the thread in case this takes off. I also like that this is not you typical SJW tubmlrina, rat king tranny, furry or autistic individual. Always good to see something at least a little bit unique when so many of the threads are kinda similar here.
 
This is a shitty start. Leading with political shit is not good.

This is mildly amusing, but this is the only funny part of the whole thread.

This is boring and will just lead to politisperging. She's not particularly notable and she doesn't stick out from others like her.
Imagine being so boring that you don’t deserve a KF thread.
 
jews are white

Well, Ms. Lavin doesn't appear to share that sentiment, given that she likes to present herself an oppressed minority, struggling against the evils of "whiteness".
At least when she's not in the middle of preaching some woke message to "fellow white women"...one might say she's "tactically white".

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Made a few updates and adjustments; is this better?
 
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Made a few updates and adjustments; is this better?
This is amusing.
As Lavin's a self-described feminist, her laughable narratives and occasional bouts of hysteria aren't exactly surprising.
Still, I'm not exactly sure where she got the idea that Gamergate "led to 2 mass murders". I guess it's all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy, or something.

She also really doesn't like people telling her to get off her fat arse and "learn to code",
which is most definitely the result of some right-wing conspiracy or brigade, according to Lavin's delusional musings in her "New Republic" column.
Her takes seem similar to a bunch of other bloggers who have commented on Gamergate or "learn to code".
This is cringy.

This is better than before, but you still haven't shown her to be threadworthy or that much different from other journalists/bloggers. What makes her unique? Her opinions aren't original and there are plenty of other petulant, fat bloggers.
 
This is better than before, but you still haven't shown her to be threadworthy or that much different from other journalists/bloggers. What makes her unique? Her opinions aren't original and there are plenty of other petulant, fat bloggers.

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In my estimation, what makes her a cow is the inability to shut up, let alone reconsider,
when her behaviour has been clearly detrimental to her, and a potential liability to others. According to Lavin, her actions have ruined her career already.
Given the outcome of her "Journalism" class, it seems nobody wants to listen to Lavin whining and proclaiming her victimhood. Not even the people that agree with her.
And yet, a cursory look at her Twitter reveals that she hasn't changed her behaviour at all.

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There are other journalists and self-proclaimed media-personalities with their own threads, who have acted considerably less spergy than Lavin.
Such as Tim Pool. Not sure what the threshold would be, but I'd argue Lavin should be well above that threshold, by comparison.
 
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I'll say something for her though: for a complete lolcow, she has a surprising amount of self-awareness. I mean, in that "one eye in the land of the blind" sense, but still :lit:

Yeah but she'd probably be happy to appear in some racist anti-jewish NAZI BDSM porno because at least shes getting her face out there and people might write about her. She has no shame.
 
Social justice is bad on your health. Being in a constant state of rage and despair can age you significantly.

I haven't yet decided what likely cause for her "ironic" self-loathing and shitty personality to cite in the OP.

Jewish neuroticism or female hysteria? Which one would piss her off the most?
 
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