Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Brad Watson_Miami
Visiting my favorite page on the web, I found an interesting and well-crafted image artistically depicting your escapades:
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I thought you might enjoy a fond memory.
 
Noncrazies don't end up being a topic on the lolcow forum and smarties don't come here to try and show how smart and not crazy they are.

You don't even need bistromathics to figure that one out. ;)
 
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Radi Ashun,

You're referring to The Amazing Randi who use to have an offer to give away a cool $1 mil if anyone can prove anything supernatural through a controlled test. 'Coincidentally', back around 7 years ago, I contacted Skeptic Magazine that Randi was affiliated with and I proved GOD through the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and told them, "I can do things that appear to be supernatural but I can explain the cutting-edge science behind it". Michael Skermer the editor responded to me with an even lamer argument then Gene Parmesan Chees gives here and The Amazing Randi decided to end his offer.
 
blackie toy,

Yes, I've started writing Famous Direct Reincarnations (google that).

Brad,
Do you want me to start messaging you with info on how to set up the livestream, or are you too busy for that?
Moonday.
 
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Radi Ashun,

You're referring to The Amazing Randi who use to have an offer to give away a cool $1 mil if anyone can prove anything supernatural through a controlled test. 'Coincidentally', back around 7 years ago, I contacted Skeptic Magazine that Randi was affiliated with and I proved GOD through the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and told them, "I can do things that appear to be supernatural but I can explain the cutting-edge science behind it". Michael Skermer the editor responded to me with an even lamer argument then Gene Parmesan Chees gives here and The Amazing Randi decided to end his offer.
TL ; DR space jesus got shut down by actual scientist because he tried to show them his "science"
 
"Christ" is Greek for "messiah", yes. It was a title bestowed upon him by the Romans. Not only that, the term "Christian" was used as an insult, and the word "atheist" was used to describe anyone that did not worship the Roman pantheon. As for his name, Jesus is the Romanisation of the Hebrew "Yeshua", just as "Jehova" is the Romanisation of the Hebrew "Yahweh". However, "Yeshua" would be more appropriately Anglicised as "Joshua".

Ergo, the Lord's name is not Jesus. He is Josh and he's pretty rad.
Close. Christos is Greek for 'the anointed one'/God's 'chosen one' or in Hebrew 'messiah'. 'Christian' originated by those who observed that this new Messianic-sect were imitating the Christ.

Y'shua is the closest in English to his name being pronounced in Hebrew and Aramaic 2,000 years ago. Joshua is the Greek version and in Classical Latin, it was written on the placard on the Cross as IESVS. Iesvs eventually evolved, then Iesus which appeared in the King Iames Bible of 1611, the Jesus first appeared in the first revision of the KJV in 1629.

YHWH(4 letters) = Yehowah(7)

GOD=7_4

messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8

Y'shua=74
Joshua=74
IESVS=74
Jesus=74

placards=74
Cross=74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19
 
Close. Christos is Greek for 'the anointed one'/God's 'chosen one' or in Hebrew 'messiah'. 'Christian' originated by those who observed that this new Messianic-sect were imitating the Christ.

Y'shua is the closest in English to his name being pronounced in Hebrew and Aramaic 2,000 years ago. Joshua is the Greek version and in Classical Latin, it was written on the placard on the Cross as IESVS. Iesvs eventually evolved, then Iesus which appeared in the King Iames Bible of 1611, the Jesus first appeared in the first revision of the KJV in 1629.

YHWH(4 letters) = Yehowah(7)

GOD=7_4

messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8

Y'shua=74
Joshua=74
IESVS=74
Jesus=74

placards=74
Cross=74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19

Do you just bend everything to suit what you want it to be? Stop being patronizing and rude to people trying to be right all the time, sometimes it is right to be wrong too. How do you think scientists progress?

Also if you do not be nice to my friends, I will make sure you will go away and think about what you did. Also I will write the crash course in niceness too.

Stop being an egotistical jerk.
 
Close. Christos is Greek for 'the anointed one'/God's 'chosen one' or in Hebrew 'messiah'. 'Christian' originated by those who observed that this new Messianic-sect were imitating the Christ.

Y'shua is the closest in English to his name being pronounced in Hebrew and Aramaic 2,000 years ago. Joshua is the Greek version and in Classical Latin, it was written on the placard on the Cross as IESVS. Iesvs eventually evolved, then Iesus which appeared in the King Iames Bible of 1611, the Jesus first appeared in the first revision of the KJV in 1629.

YHWH(4 letters) = Yehowah(7)

GOD=7_4

messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8

Y'shua=74
Joshua=74
IESVS=74
Jesus=74

placards=74
Cross=74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19

"Christos" may be Greek for "anointed one", but you have to take into account the definition of "messiah" - "in Abrahamic tradition, one who is anointed by God to lead the people of Israel". Ergo, "Christos" is Greek for "messiah". 'Christos' in Roman tradition was also the name of a Jewish cult, led by Jesus. "Christian" was therefore an insult toward them because the Romans perceived their following of Jesus as blasphemous and as idol worship, as the true gods were Jupiter, Juno, Mars, and all those other gods the Romans appropriated from Greek culture.

In Hebrew, Jesus is Yeshua. In Latin, yes, it would be Ieshva, and as you know, most uses of the Latin 'I' are turned into 'J' and 'V' into 'U' in English, e.g. Iehova = Jehova, Ivdea = Judea, Ieshva = Jeshua. Latin tongue has its roots in Greek language, therefore Jeshua would logically become Joshua once properly Anglicised or Hellenised. The Byzantines would have likely referred to him as "Joshua", as would the Anglo-Saxons following their Christianisation. The King James Bible is not the best translation of the Bible, either, mostly because the translation from Hebrew to English resulted in a lot of the Bible turning into a contradictory mess.

Also, your numbers mean jack shit.
 
Close. Christos is Greek for 'the anointed one'/God's 'chosen one' or in Hebrew 'messiah'. 'Christian' originated by those who observed that this new Messianic-sect were imitating the Christ.

Y'shua is the closest in English to his name being pronounced in Hebrew and Aramaic 2,000 years ago. Joshua is the Greek version and in Classical Latin, it was written on the placard on the Cross as IESVS. Iesvs eventually evolved, then Iesus which appeared in the King Iames Bible of 1611, the Jesus first appeared in the first revision of the KJV in 1629.

YHWH(4 letters) = Yehowah(7)

GOD=7_4

messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8

Y'shua=74
Joshua=74
IESVS=74
Jesus=74

placards=74
Cross=74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19

There isn't any mathematical basis to this garbage at all. Variables are totally useless on their own unless they correlate to some larger equation, ie if X=5 and Y=7 then X.Y=35. What you're doing is just assigning random numbers to variables and then finding completely coincidental patterns which is the exact opposite of the scientific method. You don't interpret the results to fit the thesis, a fifth grader could you that is a textbook example of bad science.
 
621311 25021. Randi had stopped it at one time - research that, 30311 1921311518. I'll go on the link right now. If I win the $1 million, I'll send you $74 as a finder fee after I 239165 1325 11919 239208 920.
Just looked it up, and no, it has never been discontinued. It has been altered and there was a rumor (from 2008-2010) that it would be but contestants were allowed to still vie for it during that time. You're a liar.

http://archive.randi.org/site/index...n-dollar-challenge-update-its-not-ending.html
And i always source it.

Also if you're refering to this:
http://archive.randi.org/site/index.php/swift-blog/144-swift-january-4-2008.html#i4
It wasn't over. You're a liar. Get rekt dude.
 
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