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I think Chris's unlock of his account is temporarily, so that he might actually get a shot at getting free bronycon tickets.
 
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I think Chris's unlock of his account is temporarily, so that he might actually get a shot at getting free bronycon tickets.
He’s been doing those RT+like giveaways for months, and since there’s no comment requirement it makes no sense that that would be the reason.
This is something different and possibly bigger.
 
He’s been doing those RT+like giveaways for months, and since there’s no comment requirement it makes no sense that that would be the reason.
This is something different and possibly bigger.
If your account is private, they can't see that you retweeted or liked. He was doing them, but in the same sense that he was replying to his senpais.
 
Manifesto or possibly the long anticipated killing spree
Either he'll use Axe, or acts, bodyspray or Bob's axe
If your account is private, they can't see that you retweeted or liked. He was doing them, but in the same sense that he was replying to his senpais.
Personally I would know if someone commented by a protected user, I wouldn't know who he is nor what he's talking about
 
How long until Chris claims the actual CPUs ordered crunchy roll to do this?


On a similar note do you think Chris will be into the high gaurdian spice show? The one that got heavy flack for all but flat out bragging it was made entirely by women with no men on the staff? And as a result may have been cancelled before it's even finished 🤔
 
Joshua Wise from California. He actually has a kid, believe it or not, who is probably 5 or 6 right now. This is confirmed in a photo of him
Lol, you know you can hold a kid in a photo without being his father, right?

The way Wise "roleplayed" with Chris on Discord (apparently for hours upon hours) or those autistic as fuck 3D model waifu "comics" he made are scientific evidence that he is 100% unfuckable. He is probably too much of a scaredy nerd to even hire a hooker like Chris did. He is a turbo-autist at almost Chris-level.

That kid was probably a nephew or something like that.
And I bet he popped a boner by holding him.

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Well we’re starting off this new chapter in Twitter Christory by kicking it old school.
At this point it is Doopie's fault for not blocking the fuck out of Chris.
 
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Well we’re starting off this new chapter in Twitter Christory by kicking it old school.
Poor Doopie, she’s more than a decade younger than Chris and with borderline personality disorder yet Chris won’t leave her alone despite her having a boyfriend and Chris knowing she posted about him here.

It’s just as well this is the last Bronycon because every year seems to increase the chances of Chris getting into an incident with a young women who Chris refuses to leave alone despite warnings.
 
Poor Doopie, she’s more than a decade younger than Chris and with borderline personality disorder yet Chris won’t leave her alone despite her having a boyfriend and Chris knowing she posted about him here.

It’s just as well this is the last Bronycon because every year seems to increase the chances of Chris getting into an incident with a young women who Chris refuses to leave alone despite warnings.
How to make Chris hate doopie:
By saying that she like the new design of Sonic the hedgehog, looking forward to mlp g5 and rainbow roadtrip,saying that mewtwo is weak as shit, have her own pokemon #987, eating pickles as a healthy diet; and most of all, make a hatable character that resembles Chris.
 
How to make Chris hate doopie:
By saying that she like the new design of Sonic the hedgehog, looking forward to mlp g5 and rainbow roadtrip,saying that mewtwo is weak as shit, have her own pokemon #987, eating pickles as a healthy diet; and most of all, make a hatable character that resembles Chris.

This actually wouldn't make him mad at all. Chris has always been a sponge when it comes to women's opinions so he would just adopt those values and thoughts as his own. He's unprincipled and has never stuck to his guns when it comes to a woman. The only thing he couldn't be made to do is get a job.
 
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