🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Niggernerd]

Compared to that one where he was wasted he’s.... Tolerable tonight.

He sounds coked up and it just seems out of place. He's too energetic for someone supposedly off the sauce. I can see your point but personally I think he's just as intolerable as usual by himself.

Doubt he's energetic because of the coffee. Lots of coffee gives you mad mud butt or just the jitters (I drink about 9-13 cups a day for some reason) so I'm well versed in that addiction.

 

[Unog]

Maybe he traded in his Xanax for Adderall

I just know that he sounds like I did when I was in a similar position (needing to sound sober on day x of a bender), and I used a ton of coffee. I've always seen meds as something not to be fucked with so I have no idea how adderall would work out in such a situation.

 

[Slimboy Fat]

I just know that he sounds like I did when I was in a similar position (needing to sound sober on day x of a bender), and I used a ton of coffee. I've always seen meds as something not to be fucked with so I have no idea how adderall would work out in such a situation.

Adderall would definitely help with his focus and probably his ability to speak, but that's not what would give him the energy. Adderall is like, laser eyes kind of energy.

 

[MediocreMilt]

he might be suffering substance related memory problems.

Xanax will Swiss-cheese the shit out of your short-term memory. Just sayin'.

 

[mdrop22]

All I heard was the pressed speech of an anxious man. He now knows he's going to be fucked with every time he streams. Talking quickly is what people do to seem like they are more confident than they are (example: Destiny).

 

[Smarty Pants]

When Ralph started to drop it in blind hope that he could become palatable to youtube again by not having it, we started pestering him about cucking. To me that was the beginning of the end because the audience started to realize that the alt-right persona was fake.

Was the pajeet wife not a clue?

 

[AltisticRight]

This is the thing that broke off the first big part of the audience. People I knew from the audience were in the bag for the alt-right lingo. When Ralph started to drop it in blind hope that he could become palatable to youtube again by not having it, we started pestering him about cucking. To me that was the beginning of the end because the audience started to realize that the alt-right persona was fake. It never goes over smoothly when you represent yourself one way to an audience then turn out to be the opposite.

That works if your persona is built on a knowledge by the audience that you aren't that way. The audience got mad probably for the same reason they were mad at Baked Alaska. They funded and paid Ralph for a year under false pretenses and realized after the fact that he wasn't their guy. Ralph is just a cringey rap video and a move to California away from being Baked right now.

Ralph was never alt-right though, hell, he's a racemixing currycooker.

As for the alt-right, is anyone really surprised? Most of the prominent voices are or have been miscegenators, many had degenerate lifestyles filled with drugs and homosex. A group of highly virtuous and moral people also happen to be degenerates, no one is surprised.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ralph was never alt-right though, hell, he's a racemixing currycooker.

As for the alt-right, is anyone really surprised? Most of the prominent voices are or have been miscegenators, many had degenerate lifestyles filled with drugs and homosex. A group of highly virtuous and moral people also happen to be degenerates, no one is surprised.

People only do things for money?!

 

[instythot]

Maybe minority opinion here, but Ralph could probably turn this all around with just one thing: remembering how to make an entertaining show. Nobody tuned into prime Killstream for apologies or accountability, after all.

Making the show entertaining again probably means embracing the audience again, not reading too much into the chat and forgetting all the people discussing how many drinks or pills are appropriate for Ralph. And above all, finding someone to chase interesting guests for a few nights a week

Demoting Rand was an excellent step in that direction, and the brief Gator + Flamenco era showed some promise of what could have been achieved by replacing Flamenco, but that was sadly squandered

 

[Chichan]

Polly, aka Siegethot according to the Ranch, she's the one that bullied Pedophile Corey IRL when he was hunting the Gunt in Manhattan.

She is on team Corey now. She came on one of his live streams and disavowed Null because of something to do with Null and a minor that involved a minecraft server or some shit I don't remember it quite well. He's a piece of shit liar so, taking what he says with a grain of salt.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I'd like to point out that Ralph mentioned the Veritas video was deleted by Google earlier, and his surprise at not being able to find it on YouTube comes off as genuine. In addition to his claims of not really remembering the stream with Josh and Dame, he might be suffering substance related memory problems.

One of the big problems with drinking and benzos is memory loss. If Ralph was truly on Alcohol and Xanax Friday night, there is a really strong possibility that Ralph would have no memory of Friday's show.

 

[Null]

She is on team Corey now. She came on one of his live streams and disavowed Null because of something to do with Null and a minor that involved a minecraft server or some shit I don't remember it quite well. He's a piece of shit liar so, taking what he says with a grain of salt.

Corey Barnhill (pedophile), for whatever reasons, pretends they're friends. She'd disavowed his weird obsessive crush on her.

 

[Chichan]

Corey Barnhill (pedophile), for whatever reasons, pretends they're friends. She'd disavowed his weird obsessive crush on her.

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Well that's good news smart girl.

 

[Spectre_06]

Corey Barnhill (pedophile), for whatever reasons, pretends they're friends. She'd disavowed his weird obsessive crush on her.

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"He was just pretending to be a pedophile in order to fuck with jcesar197"

Years before he knew Ralph would have anything to do with him? What attempt at obfuscation is this one, now?

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Maybe minority opinion here, but Ralph could probably turn this all around with just one thing: remembering how to make an entertaining show. Nobody tuned into prime Killstream for apologies or accountability, after all.

I wish Ralph no ill will, but IMO there’s just no way he can turn it around. He has “lost the crowd,” so to speak. Everyone can see that he’s temperamental and thin-skinned. He clearly hates being the subject of ridicule, and that only encourages his critics to troll harder. On top of that, he’s really easy to make fun of, because he’s got so many embarrassing personal problems (e.g., weight, substance abuse, tantrums, etc.) In most cases, he’s more of a LOLcow than the LOLcows he features on his show. He can’t un-ring that bell at this point. He will be the subject of ruthless trolling for as long as he continues streaming, just like WingsofRedemption or Donga.

That’s why I say that Ralph should quit the Internet and focus on fixing his life. I’m not trying to be mean. It’s pretty clear that Ralph’s redemption arc doesn’t involve the Killstream.

 

[Wheelchair]

I wish Ralph no ill will, but IMO there’s just no way he can turn it around. He has “lost the crowd,” so to speak. Everyone can see that he’s temperamental and thin-skinned. He clearly hates being the subject of ridicule, and that only encourages his critics to troll harder. On top of that, he’s really easy to make fun of, because he’s got so many embarrassing personal problems (e.g., weight, substance abuse, tantrums, etc.) In most cases, he’s more of a LOLcow than the LOLcows he features on his show. He can’t un-ring that bell at this point. He will be the subject of ruthless trolling for as long as he continues streaming, just like WingsofRedemption or Donga.

That’s why I say that Ralph should quit the Internet and focus on fixing his life. I’m not trying to be mean. It’s pretty clear that Ralph’s redemption arc doesn’t involve the Killstream.

He can try a ghost route overplaying his fat thin-skinned hillbilly junkie image maybe with a JF-style co-host who tardwrangles him live on air. He can quit for a couple of months, go to rehab, start going to the gym, get a job at a local grocery/w/e to avoid spending time alone at home with booze around. He can just stop being a faggot. But he won't do any of that, cows never do. Ralph had his chance to "clean up" in prison and he fucked it up.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The podcast is broken. Podcast Addict manages to pick up the latest episode but it gets a 404 when it tries to download the audio.

Back in the Youtube days I'd download the audio with

youtube-dl -f m4a [youtube url]

But youtube-dl can't do that with dlive. So I decided to get the m3u playlist. Viewing the source here and searching for m3u I get

https:\u002F\u002Fplayback.prd.dlivecdn.com\u002Flive\u002Ftheralphretort\u002F1561515518\u002Fvod.m3u8

Now \u002F is just a / so in American that is

https://playback.prd.dlivecdn.com/live/theralphretort/1561515518/vod.m3u8

If you look at that you get

curl https://playback.prd.dlivecdn.com/live/theralphretort/1561515518/vod.m3u8
#EXTM3U
#EXT-X-VERSION:4
#EXT-X-MEDIA:TYPE=VIDEO,GROUP-ID="360p",NAME="360p",DEFAULT=YES,AUTOSELECT=YES,LANGUAGE="en"
#EXT-X-STREAM-INF:PROGRAM-ID=1,BANDWIDTH=550000,CODECS="avc1.4d000a,mp4a.40.2",RESOLUTION=640x360,VIDEO="360p"
https://playback.prd.dlivecdn.com/live/theralphretort/1561515518/360p/playback.m3u8

And a bunch of other, higher bandwidth copies. Since I only want the audio I'll take the lowest one. Unfortunately that's a bunch of TS files. Now it turns out ffmpeg can input from this and output an m4a

ffmpeg -i https://playback.prd.dlivecdn.com/live/theralphretort/1561515518/360p/playback.m3u8 -vn -acodec copy output-audio.m4a

-vn means 'no video' and -acode copy means 'copy the audio' on the optimistic but untested assumption that the either the audio data is in a format that can be put in a m4a container or that the competent maintainers of ffmpeg will complain that it is not.

Anyhow I got an m4a file and Podcast Addict seems to be able to play it. And, wonder of wonders, seek in it too. So it can't be that corrupt.

There's probably a shortcut I'm missing here, like maybe you can feed the m3u file into youtube-dl or something, but I got my fix of listening to Ralph get his fix. Also it was kind of interesting to see how multiple levels m3u files and ts files are used to do streaming video at a choice of quality.

Edit : I didn't try it but it seems you can grab audio and video like this

 

[instythot]

I wish Ralph no ill will, but IMO there’s just no way he can turn it around. He has “lost the crowd,” so to speak. Everyone can see that he’s temperamental and thin-skinned. He clearly hates being the subject of ridicule, and that only encourages his critics to troll harder. On top of that, he’s really easy to make fun of, because he’s got so many embarrassing personal problems (e.g., weight, substance abuse, tantrums, etc.) In most cases, he’s more of a LOLcow than the LOLcows he features on his show. He can’t un-ring that bell at this point. He will be the subject of ruthless trolling for as long as he continues streaming, just like WingsofRedemption or Donga.

That’s why I say that Ralph should quit the Internet and focus on fixing his life. I’m not trying to be mean. It’s pretty clear that Ralph’s redemption arc doesn’t involve the Killstream.

I don't know, man. Before good Killstreams, Ralph was already a felon who couldn't move past Gaymergayte and could legit be looked down on by all but the most extreme of his lolcow enemies in the first great autism war. You know, slightly above KoP tier

 

[#KillAllPedos]

He can try a ghost route overplaying his fat thin-skinned hillbilly junkie image maybe with a JF-style co-host who tardwrangles him live on air. He can quit for a couple of months, go to rehab, start going to the gym, get a job at a local grocery/w/e to avoid spending time alone at home with booze around. He can just stop being a faggot. But he won't do any of that, cows never do. Ralph had his chance to "clean up" in prison and he fucked it up.

Part of the problem is that Ralph’s streaming is itself detrimental, aside from his substance abuse and behavior issues. He’s caught up in a cycle. He streams all the time because he’s unemployed, and he’s unemployed because he streams. IIRC Ralph even admitted in his recent apology blog post that he was “jealous” of people who have normal jobs, because he doesn’t have the ability to find employment like they do. Every minute he spends streaming is a minute he’s not getting job experience, or at least developing life skills.

 

[A Logging Company]

The best advice I could give to Ralph other than laying of the "Aspirin", is no one watched Springer for Jerry. Depending on how much of a risk Ralph wants to take, I would suggest finding a legitimate "MAP" to argue his case and take calls from the audience. People would pay to yell at an admitted pedo. Only problem is the possible blowback from platforming a pedo, both from the audience and Dlive.

Part of the problem is that Ralph’s streaming is itself detrimental, aside from his substance abuse and behavior issues. He’s caught up in a cycle. He streams all the time because he’s unemployed, and he’s unemployed because he streams. IIRC Ralph even admitted in his recent apology blog post that he was “jealous” of people who have normal jobs, because he doesn’t have the ability to find employment like they do. Every minute he spends streaming is a minute he’s not getting job experience, or at least developing life skills.

He could get a job as a writer. Believe or not, his blog is a nice portfolio. It proves that he is competent writer, who can write content that people will want to read. "But its all gamergate clickbait garbage" and what do you think most people read most of the time? Just sub in gamergate stuff for whatever you want people's eyeballs on. If Matt Forney can find work with his reputation, Ralph can as well.