Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

roachrypt said:
My god how can ricky stand always being interrupted and "corrected"
like.... the mumbling and all that doesn't really bother me. (it's annoying as heck)
but Ricky is (in my opinion) actually.... tolerable to watch.
and he can't get more than 3 words out without Eric correcting something, interrupting him, telling him he's wrong... ect... like jesus christ. Can the boy speak? lmfao.
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Eric is fucking insufferable. He has one of the whiniest, shittiest, most cunty and arrogant personalities I have ever seen. Add in his dribbly, mushy-mouth mumble, rank and disgusting hair, fat chubby man tits, plus the fact that he is dumber than pig shit? My god.

He is lucky he lives in the same house as Amberlynn Reid..... very few human fuckwads could be such collossal trainwreck deathfat lolcows that Eric just about skates by on looking better by comparison. Without ALR to measure up against, Eric would be eviscerated.
 
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497 said:
did eric take that part out? I watched the whole thing and didn't see it, just the cropped ones of her sitting.
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It starts at 9:30 in the video, it's still in there. It goes by quick (which explains the blurriness, Eric was sneakily getting that full-body shot) but here's a screenshot I managed to grab.
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Just like last summer when our gorl got really behind on videos, Eric's vlogs have become more popular and you can bet he's gonna sneak a quick money shot in when he can get away with it,
 
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How fucking sad is it that "Blurry Sasquatch Sighting" background shots of your 600+ pound lardwhale deathfat roommate snuck into your universailly hates 'vlogs' are literally the only fucking things in this world that make your entire life worth a single thing.

Sucks to be you, Eric. Get a god damn job.
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
How fucking sad is it that "Blurry Sasquatch Sighting" background shots of your 600+ pound lardwhale deathfat roommate snuck into your universailly hates 'vlogs' are literally the only fucking things in this world that make your entire life worth a single thing.

Sucks to be you, Eric. Get a god damn job.
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lol calm down. you're gonna stroke out before big AL at this rate.
 
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thejackal said:
lol calm down. you're gonna stroke out before big AL at this rate.
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Oh, if that came across as or read as genuine anger that wasn't the case. I'm just trying to poke fun and laugh at these sad sacks of Southern-Fried shit, I'm not genuinely getting buttrustled about any of them for real. lol
 
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Do you gorls remember a video where big Al was being very snappy with Becky about eating prior to an outing? She said something like, "I NEED TO EAT FIRST." I saw it awhile ago on one of the many haydur reaction channels depicting her food aggression. It was more disturbing than the coacoa puff situation. I haven't been able to find it since.
 
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Do you gorls remember a video where big Al was being very snappy with Becky about eating prior to an outing? She said something like, "I NEED TO EAT FIRST." I saw it awhile ago on one of the many haydur reaction channels depicting her food aggression. It was more disturbing than the coacoa puff situation. I haven't been able to find it since.
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Wasn't that when she was with Destiny and the place they were going was the ER?
 
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She stabbed herself trying to slice an avocado. Destiny wanted to go get gauze pads and head to the ER. Amber said no. She then films her meal, and later goes to get the wound treated. This was during her Working Woman days where she'd claim that she really hasn't eatun all day, ran around helping patients, and acts as though she'd faint from starvation. Around the same time, we had her snapping at food workers for not creating her drive through meal fast enough.

Anyway, here's the whole scene time stamped:


Fucking shoot me for remembering the title of this video.
 
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Dustiny was far from perfect but my god I miss that sloth-faced Sped.
At least she did things. At least we would get the odd snapback every now and then. ALs content was boring garbage in the Dusty Era as well but it shines in comparison to Thickface Necky ThumbTard and the endless sludge of depression and the current bedbound funueral march towards the triple-wide grave.
 
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ALRs gifts and presents are always going to be kind of gross and tainted by her rampant, unchecked Narcissism.
Narcs dont ever give you a gift because they love you, or to make you happy, or because of a special occasion. They do it entirely for self serving purposes, to give themselves ego boosts, to virtue signal, to boast and show off, to flex, etc etc. The avalanche of tacky cheap shit AL didint just rain down on Dusty but also made sure to vlog for the world to see was a blatant attempt at controlling her gorlfriend and keeping her attached to her hip/shelf-ass.
"Look at all my money. Look at all your shiny new toys. You owe me. Remember that I own you"
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
ALRs gifts and presents are always going to be kind of gross and tainted by her rampant, unchecked Narcissism.
Narcs dont ever give you a gift because they love you, or to make you happy, or because of a special occasion. They do it entirely for self serving purposes, to give themselves ego boosts, to virtue signal, to boast and show off, to flex, etc etc. The avalanche of tacky cheap shit AL didint just rain down on Dusty but also made sure to vlog for the world to see was a blatant attempt at controlling her gorlfriend and keeping her attached to her hip/shelf-ass.
"Look at all my money. Look at all your shiny new toys. You owe me. Remember that I own you"
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That's precisely why I don't feel bad for her when Destiny dropped her. I hope Necky could do the same, she seems tired of Al's abuse.
 
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bev said:
She stabbed herself trying to slice an avocado. Destiny wanted to go get gauze pads and head to the ER. Amber said no. She then films her meal, and later goes to get the wound treated. This was during her Working Woman days where she'd claim that she really hasn't eatun all day, ran around helping patients, and acts as though she'd faint from starvation. Around the same time, we had her snapping at food workers for not creating her drive through meal fast enough.

Anyway, here's the whole scene time stamped:


Fucking shoot me for remembering the title of this video.
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Jesus Christ. It's been ages since I watched her older content. She's just so much more alive in these videos. You can call me autistic if you want but I found this footage entertaining. And it was FANTASTIC background dribble to listen to while I did whatever else. I just can't believe how lively and full of energy she is. Is really shows how dead and sickly she is now. I guess I started getting acclimated to it. But I legitimately forgot how animated she use to be. The bed bound saga she's barely awake half the time. How can she claim that she's still healthy? Esp compared to older footage like this. I think it's easy to forget that amber is not even 30 yet and she's just seems.... dead.
Very morbidly entertaining. I guess that's why I keep coming back.
 
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