Sonichu Chris blocked by Twitter bronies, pages 1-4

[LoveYouLongTime]

Would she really mourn for him though? I know that he's her son, but I genuinely don't know if there's any love for him left in her. In the past I would say there definitely was in some form. Chris was her little boy that she pampered and spoiled and shielded from any and every trouble that came his way, but I don't know if any of that was ever really genuine love. Personally I don't really think so. Look what happened after her little boy grew up. Chris got himself a financial tugboat thanks to his disability and since then Barb has been sponging it from him to feed her hoarding habits and later to try and combat the massive debt she racked up because of it. And when Chris got himself in trouble with the law, she squandered EVERY PENNY of the money her late husband had saved for her and their son to shield him from consequences yet again so that she could keep squeezing money out of him.

I've often wondered if Barb hindered Chris over the years on purpose. I've wondered if, once she found out that her precious baby boy was autistic and slow-in-the-mind, she decided to delibeately shield him and hinder him so that it'd be easy to do exactly what she's been doing to him all these years without him catching on. If she did it all so that he'd be too hindered to ever leave her, because tard bucks would all he would ever be worth or good for. And If thats all true that I don't think she'd be mourning for Chris himself if he went first. She would be mourning for the tugboat. But I do agree that she'd do it quietly, shuffling back into 14BC completely alone, disowned from her family, widowed, and childless. Barbera Ann Weston Chandler would have nothing else but left but her hoard and I'm fairly confident that she would be found dead among it all not long after.

But what I do know with absolute certainty is that nobody would mourn for her.

I've always had a suspicion Barb has narcissistic tendancies. Considering how outspoken Cole had been about her along with how she has behaved with Chris, it almost feels like she cares about him to the extent of how he's beneficial to her. In the past, when things wouldn't go her way she would threaten to Bob and Chris that she was going to kill herself. She wouldn't let Chris go to conventions and was overly dramatic how she was going to die if he went. Eventually Chris grew somewhat of a backbone and started going anyways. She leeches off his monthly to pay off her debts under the guise that it's for bills despite them always being a month or two behind on their electric. She started pushing Chris to sell things on Ebay when she realized people would buy literal fucking trash from Chris. She demanded nightly cuddles with him and when he didn't want those anymore she tore up his room. The way she interacts with Chris is solely for some personal benefit to her, whether it's financial or comfort. She doesn't care how Chris feels or considers the long term for Chris. It's all about what Barb wants and what she wants now.

 

[Marvin]

I've always had a suspicion Barb has narcissistic tendancies. Considering how outspoken Cole had been about her along with how she has behaved with Chris, it almost feels like she cares about him to the extent of how he's beneficial to her. In the past, when things wouldn't go her way she would threaten to Bob and Chris that she was going to kill herself. She wouldn't let Chris go to conventions and was overly dramatic how she was going to die if he went. Eventually Chris grew somewhat of a backbone and started going anyways. She leeches off his monthly to pay off her debts under the guise that it's for bills despite them always being a month or two behind on their electric. She started pushing Chris to sell things on Ebay when she realized people would buy literal fucking trash from Chris. She demanded nightly cuddles with him and when he didn't want those anymore she tore up his room. The way she interacts with Chris is solely for some personal benefit to her, whether it's financial or comfort. She doesn't care how Chris feels or considers the long term for Chris. It's all about what Barb wants and what she wants now.

This.

Also another way I'd put it is that Barb cares about Chris like you would a pet. Sure, when a pet dies you cry, but if there's a house fire and it's either you or the pets, well sorry fido, I gotta live to see another day.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This.

Also another way I'd put it is that Barb cares about Chris like you would a pet. Sure, when a pet dies you cry, but if there's a house fire and it's either you or the pets, well sorry fido, I gotta live to see another day.

Hmmm...as a animal lover, I would be devastated if anything happened to my fur babies. I'm more concerned about Barb's limitations as human being with normal people. I don't believe Chris has the emotional or intellectual capacity to care how Barb treats him. I think they're on an even playing field as far as empathy and emotional depth goes with Barb having more of an aptitude but simply denying it.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Sorry to necro this, but I was just skimming through old threads for a smile, and it struck me, looking at the illos on the first page of this thread. Chris has no fucking clue what crumpets are. They're certainly not what appears to be a steaming pile of fresh rabbit tods.

For someone who seems so keen to present himself as the cultured, sophisticated Anglophile, you'd think that a quick Google image search wouldn't be beyond him. Oh dear.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Sorry to necro this, but I was just skimming through old threads for a smile, and it struck me, looking at the illos on the first page of this thread. Chris has no fucking clue what crumpets are. They're certainly not what appears to be a steaming pile of fresh rabbit tods.

For someone who seems so keen to present himself as the cultured, sophisticated Anglophile, you'd think that a quick Google image search wouldn't be beyond him. Oh dear.

I guess it wouldn't matter anyway. None of his characters appear to have any teeth to eat them.

 

[The Dude]

Sorry to necro this, but I was just skimming through old threads for a smile, and it struck me, looking at the illos on the first page of this thread. Chris has no fucking clue what crumpets are. They're certainly not what appears to be a steaming pile of fresh rabbit tods.

For someone who seems so keen to present himself as the cultured, sophisticated Anglophile, you'd think that a quick Google image search wouldn't be beyond him. Oh dear.

That's par for the course for Chris (and a lot of lolcows). Too lazy to do a quick Google search, even when it woule have saved them from saying/doing something incredibly stupid.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Sorry to necro this, but I was just skimming through old threads for a smile, and it struck me, looking at the illos on the first page of this thread. Chris has no fucking clue what crumpets are. They're certainly not what appears to be a steaming pile of fresh rabbit tods.

For someone who seems so keen to present himself as the cultured, sophisticated Anglophile, you'd think that a quick Google image search wouldn't be beyond him. Oh dear.

A... a quick Google search? T-that's... that's almost effort! Or Chris admitting he isn't automatically an expert on something just because he says so!

What are you? A HATER?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I guess it wouldn't matter anyway. None of his characters appear to have any teeth to eat them.

I mean you’d definitely don’t want to see Chris’s characters with teeth.

 

[Tikbalang]

I mean you’d definitely don’t want to see Chris’s characters with teeth.

Now you mention it, I don't remember the characters showing teeth

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Now you mention it, I don't remember the characters showing teeth

He did once, Sonichu Issue #2, page 35.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I guess it wouldn't matter anyway. None of his characters appear to have any teeth to eat them.

With good reason

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Sorry to necro this, but I was just skimming through old threads for a smile, and it struck me, looking at the illos on the first page of this thread. Chris has no fucking clue what crumpets are. They're certainly not what appears to be a steaming pile of fresh rabbit tods.

For someone who seems so keen to present himself as the cultured, sophisticated Anglophile, you'd think that a quick Google image search wouldn't be beyond him. Oh dear.

His "crumpets" look like croutons.