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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
WogglebugLover said:
I don't know anything else about it other than his wife's name was Cynthia (coincidentally) and he feels the divorce ruined his life because he liked being married and he not only lost her but also in-laws he was close to and to an extent also his kids (two grown men in their twenties who live in another state). I have no desire to find out more from Patrick as I want to treat him as I want him to treat me and so I respect his right to not share with me more than e wishes to.
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Are you sure it's really a coincidence?
 
Who is coming to the premiere in 12 days? My watch page only goes up when someone clicks on the bell icon and the number increase only lasts a few seconds. And I can't keep my eyes on it.
 
@Trombonista There will never be a 50 foot tall fire-breathing Wogglebug.

Although what @Ted_Breakfast and @XYZpdq mentioned about him breathing gusts of knowledge sounds like some kind of cool dream he might have.

And @RodDangerous and @Deadpool I will be glad to have you and anyone else come as long as you will respect the fact I also have close friends and real Wogglebug fans coming to the premiere also. I don't want no fights breaking out for instance. Or I will have to block people from the chat.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
@Trombonista There will never be a 50 foot tall fire-breathing Wogglebug.

Although what @Ted_Breakfast and @XYZpdq mentioned about him breathing gusts of knowledge sounds like some kind of cool dream he might have.

And @RodDangerous and @Deadpool I will be glad to have you and anyone else come as long as you will respect the fact I also have close friends and real Wogglebug fans coming to the premiere also. I don't want no fights breaking out for instance. Or I will have to block people from the chat.
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What if it's like a metaphor in his dream about letting his desire to share his knowledge overwhelm him and end up alienating people who he wants to help, and it's represented by him growing huge and breathing fire.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
@Trombonista There will never be a 50 foot tall fire-breathing Wogglebug.

Although what @Ted_Breakfast and @XYZpdq mentioned about him breathing gusts of knowledge sounds like some kind of cool dream he might have.

And @RodDangerous and @Deadpool I will be glad to have you and anyone else come as long as you will respect the fact I also have close friends and real Wogglebug fans coming to the premiere also. I don't want no fights breaking out for instance. Or I will have to block people from the chat.
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I can't even make a joke about this...how could you read my post and think it meant I was going to show up for that?
 
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WogglebugLover said:
@Trombonista There will never be a 50 foot tall fire-breathing Wogglebug.
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There is now lol

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