🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I haven't seen anything from Ethan in a while. But now that I'm listening to his aborted stream, we can conclude that he's totally lost it. At this point, nobody except for Jim can convince Ethan to get a grip. I've seen so many people who think writing essays about how his life is falling apart will help him. So far, there's been hundreds of small paragraphs asking him to get help and the only person whose had an effect on him was Jim. Jim only needed to say a few sentences to have that same effect that people are trying to get in long winded essays. Obviously Jim doesn't care enough to speak to Ralph, not that he should care. At this point, we'd might as well be counting down the days until Ralph dies of a heart attack from all these pills.
 
The best advice I could give to Ralph other than laying of the "Aspirin", is no one watched Springer for Jerry. Depending on how much of a risk Ralph wants to take, I would suggest finding a legitimate "MAP" to argue his case and take calls from the audience. People would pay to yell at an admitted pedo. Only problem is the possible blowback from platforming a pedo, both from the audience and Dlive.


He could get a job as a writer. Believe or not, his blog is a nice portfolio. It proves that he is competent writer, who can write content that people will want to read. "But its all gamergate clickbait garbage" and what do you think most people read most of the time? Just sub in gamergate stuff for whatever you want people's eyeballs on. If Matt Forney can find work with his reputation, Ralph can as well.

If not a MAP, crowdfund an hour of DSP's time for call ins
 
He could get a job as a writer. Believe or not, his blog is a nice portfolio. It proves that he is competent writer, who can write content that people will want to read. "But its all gamergate clickbait garbage" and what do you think most people read most of the time? Just sub in gamergate stuff for whatever you want people's eyeballs on. If Matt Forney can find work with his reputation, Ralph can as well.

You mean this Matt Forney?

Matt Forney is the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Terror House Magazine. He is an American author, journalist, and radio host based in Europe. Matt blogs at MattForney.com and is also on Anchor, BitChute, Twitch, and YouTube. He is the author of eight books, available from Matt Forney Books, Amazon, and other retailers. Matt's work has been featured at Return of Kings, Reaxxion, Taki's Magazine, Right On, Red Ice, Affirmative Right, and other sites. He has also served as an editor at Return of Kings and Reaxxion

This guy is the “founder and editor in chief” of his publication. That’s pretty much the situation Ralph is in being “owner and editor in chief” of TRR. Is Forney on the payroll for a reputable publication?

Ralph’s writing is okay I guess. It’s better than some “professional journalists” out there. It still suffers from grammatical errors though, and it is at times unnecessarily wordy. I personally wouldn’t hire him unless he had some value as a journalist, e.g. an inside source somewhere. But hey, maybe Matt Forney will hire him.
 
Any idea where the Polly nudes Ralph mentioned are?
I think the nudes that Ralph is alleging to have seen of her are the ones that he archived of a different chick, I forgot her name but she used to have a porn tumblr (but I'm led to believe she tried to DFE long before the great porn purge on that site) and was seen talking to and rejecting David Shitrat recently. Supposedly Polly has never posted nudes according to her discord messages and post on the ranch, but who knows with these chicks anymore.
 
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Holy shit man. Dlive gives you the m3u8 links. Go to the Replays page, on the one you want, click the 3 dots next to the title and it gives you one and only option: Download. It then pops up with all the different source m3u8 URLs.

You can pass youtube-dl or ffmpeg that URL and it'll download as an mp4 and then you can ffmpeg to split the audio out.

I use a slightly different method using an HLS download script I found to download the stream as .ts and then Handbrake it to an mp4. The file size seems to be the same regardless but Handbrake for some reason processes the .ts to mp4 faster than redoing the downloaded mp4.

Also, Ralph has deleted the replays prior to the 21st (or does Dlive only hold them for so long?). Reminder for everyone that I am downloading them and putting them on my YT channel as soon as I can: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC05DHMZYgkJUGNoZWZuGX_g

You can then youtube-dl audio only from that if you want.

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This is brutal. Bravo heartwvm.
He seems to only be uploading to bitchute now so I'm mirroring those on my channel as well.
 
The best advice I could give to Ralph other than laying of the "Aspirin", is no one watched Springer for Jerry. Depending on how much of a risk Ralph wants to take, I would suggest finding a legitimate "MAP" to argue his case and take calls from the audience. People would pay to yell at an admitted pedo. Only problem is the possible blowback from platforming a pedo, both from the audience and Dlive.


He could get a job as a writer. Believe or not, his blog is a nice portfolio. It proves that he is competent writer, who can write content that people will want to read. "But its all gamergate clickbait garbage" and what do you think most people read most of the time? Just sub in gamergate stuff for whatever you want people's eyeballs on. If Matt Forney can find work with his reputation, Ralph can as well.

Have you read his articles? He writes at a 5th grade level. He makes frequent typos and grammatical errors.
 
Have you read his articles? He writes at a 5th grade level. He makes frequent typos and grammatical errors.
What do you think the reading level of the average person is? That's actually a positive thing in most editor's eyes (save for the typos). Fact that he had a site that once got a lot of traffic which only stopped due to a lapse of content going up is enough to get his foot in the door of any content mill.

You mean this Matt Forney?
This guy is the “founder and editor in chief” of his publication. That’s pretty much the situation Ralph is in being “owner and editor in chief” of TRR. Is Forney on the payroll for a reputable publication?
From what I remember he writes college papers plus whatever royalties he makes off his self published books. My main point in bringing up Forney is he is someone who was once deeply involved in the alt-right and is still associated with it. Antifa were at one point hounding him in his own neighboorhood. So if he could find steady work writing, Ralph defiantly can.
 
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What do you think the reading level of the average person is? That's actually a positive thing in most editor's eyes (save for the typos). Fact that he had a site that once got a lot of traffic which only stopped due to a lapse of content going up is enough to get his foot in the door of any content mill.


From what I remember he writes college papers plus whatever royalties he makes off his self published books. My main point in bringing up Forney is he is someone who was once deeply involved in the alt-right and is still associated with it. Antifa were at one point hounding him in his own neighboorhood. So if he could find steady work writing, Ralph defiantly can.
Writing is a terrible career choice these days for various reasons. Though with Ralph I don't think he has the discipline to consistently meet deadlines even if he does get offers to do it professionally.
 
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This mediocre "apology" will probably be ignored by most people in no time if he, you know, actually made some sort of effort and turned his life around.

Assuming he realizes that he actually has a (re: many) problem.



Too many pages of drama to catch up on....
 
He starts his stream under medication
But there is one thing he doesn't suspect
He won't get any money in tips
He won't get any respect

He tried to help some kids with cancer
But ban from YouTube ruined his plans
It would be sad, if not for the fact that
This was just bait for a spergs

I know that Jim isn't probably coming
I know that Gator told me to fuck off
I know Flamenco told me to sober up
But that's not the shape of my gunt

He may drink the Mark of Makers
He may eat burgers from trashcans
He may be trying to start the OBS
While the memory of it fades

I know that Jim isn't probably coming
I know that Gator told me to fuck off
I know Flamenco told me to sober up
But that's not the shape of my gunt
That's not the shape, the shape of my gunt

And if I told you that I'll change
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man who keeps his promises
I haven't kept even one

But those on Farms know nothing
Because they say in every post
"Ralph, you've fucked up in too many places"
"Your e-career is lost"

I know that Jim isn't probably coming
I know that Gator told me to fuck off
I know Flamenco told me to sober up
But that's not the shape of my gunt
That's not the shape of my gunt
That's not the shape, the shape of my gunt
 
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