حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[SpessCaptain]

Confirmed.

/thread.

 

[Arkangel]

Confirmed.

How many facebook accounts do you have? I've seen multiple ones.

 

[Connor Bible]

How many facebook accounts do you have? I've seen multiple ones.

At the moment, none.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

And he's been working on it for how many years now? Seriously, if he were any lazier he'd have roots and his Mommy and Daddy would have to water him twice a week. At least then he'd get a bath.

I've been a part of NaNo WriMo three times and completed my goal twice. The people who participate in NaNo WriMo range from middle-schoolers to adults with full-time jobs and kids. Hell, about a year ago I completed a 120,000 word project in six months while attending college full-time. That's about 200 pages, I think.

Keep in mind the goal of NaNo WriMo is only to produce a first draft. My 200 page project was also a first draft and still needs a re-write. I can only assume Connor is also working on his first draft. If so, he's very far behind. Ideally a writer should strive to have their first draft done in the shortest amount of time possible. Less than a month isn't feasible or even advisable for everyone. Professional novelists usually complete their first drafts in a few months and have the final draft done in about a year. Some authors work even faster than that. But this is Connor's first novel, so it might take him longer.

Now I don't plan to ever publish my novel. This is strictly for fun and practice, so I don't feel too bad about slacking. That's the big difference here. I take six months to finish the first draft of a project I'm not even going to publish. Connor spends over two years working on a project he thinks will make him rich and famous and hasn't even completed his first draft.

 

[Null]

At the moment, none.

Hey Connor, write a lolcow.wiki article for yourself please.

 

[The Dude]

Confirmed.

Probably for the best. There's not much need for a Facebook account when no one can stand you anyways.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

@Connor While you're here would you like to respond to my post about NaNo WriMo?

 

[Connor Bible]

no one can stand you anyways

"No one" in general? If that's the case, the odds are not in my favor in the game of Life.

 

[Pine Tar]

"No one" in general? If that's the case, the odds are not in my favor in the game of Life.

Not with that attitude.

 

[Stalin]

"No one" in general? If that's the case, the odds are not in my favor in the game of Life.

Don't you already keep saying this or are you just going for pity again.

 

[Arkangel]

So, What do you want to talk about tonight, Connor?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

So, What do you want to talk about tonight, Connor?

How he's the unluckiest person on the planet and we're all too mean.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"No one" in general? If that's the case, the odds are not in my favor in the game of Life.

Here's how you stack the deck in your favour. Srs.

Get off the internet. Do this running plan and in 9 weeks you'll be able to run for 30 minutes straight and you'll feel like Superman.

 

[The Knife]

 

[wagglyplacebo]

"No one" in general? If that's the case, the odds are not in my favor in the game of Life.

how about you list for us the people that like you excluding your parents and molly ringwald, the first have to and the latter doesn't know you exist.

 

[lolwut]

@Connor Answer me, dammit. If I'm going to rage impotently, I'm going to rage noticeably.

Well shit, here I thought he was just the overly-sensitive boy that picked fights with Null all the time. Looking forward to seeing how deep this rabbit hole goes.

And Conner? Gods and garters you're a lazy motherfucker. You're an adult, you can get a part-time job power of attorney or no. I'm taking five classes right now in addition to working the same part-time job I've had for the past eight years (minus an unsuccessful foray in the US Infantry) and yet I still have time for all my hobbies and post my unwarranted aggression on here every day. You can do a fuck of a lot more with only one goddamn math class.

You say you lack initiative? Fucking find some. You really think motivation is just something you're born with? It's an acquired trait. It's absol-fucking-lutely an acquired trait. Even with my job, I was an unmotivated sack of shit as a teenager. Then one day I met a man I only know as "Drill Sergeant" who taught me that the trick to doing literally anything is to just shut the fuck up and get doin' it. I ran two miles in thirteen-and-a-half minutes on a broken fucking foot. Those were the longest minutes of my life punctuated by the most intense pain I've ever experienced. That moment taught me to resent the boy I used to be. The boy who always talked about how he was "Totes gonna improve my life you guis! But first, here's all the reasons why I can't!" The man that came back to that shitty old part-time job doesn't give a fuck about why he can't do something. He doesn't have a list of how he wants to improve his life, he just does it.

I was going to write up another paragraph about how you need to learn what you really should be giving a fuck about, since you've been wasting all your fucks on stupid bullshit, but I've got to get up in three hours so I'll just let this fine gentleman do it for me.

 

[Connor Bible]

So, What do you want to talk about tonight, Connor?

As much as I disagree with some of the content posted here about me (FFS, some WP clippings date back to fucking high school), I have to admit valid points have been raised. I also confess that I genuinely enjoy the company of some of you.

 

[The Dude]

"No one" in general? If that's the case, the odds are not in my favor in the game of Life.

You're not getting pity points from me and I doubt anyone else here is going to pity you either. People here have tried to give you advice and even @silentprincess tried to be your friend and you treated her like shit.

And no, with your deplorable attitude and caustic personality, coupled with your work ethic and other personality flaws, your odds of having a successful and happy life are pretty poor. You can change that if you want it bad enough and actually work hard at changing yourself and improving your life, but you know you're not going to do that because it would actually involve, y'know, real hard work and effort.

 

[Locksnap]

As much as I disagree with some of the content posted here about me (FFS, some WP clippings date back to fucking high school), I have to admit valid points have been raised. I also confess that I genuinely enjoy the company of some of you.

That doesn't really explain why you're here now, in a thread thats purpose is to laugh at you.

 

[The Dude]

As much as I disagree with some of the content posted here about me (FFS, some WP clippings date back to fucking high school), I have to admit valid points have been raised. I also confess that I genuinely enjoy the company of some of you.

You're only 20. High school was two fucking years ago for you.