T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

[TardBows]

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Greg is the douche that enters parties uninvited and ruins them for everyone by sperging out when there are no toilet papers in the bathroom.

 

[KingofNothing]

As of today:
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4430 tweets in 19 days.
233 tweet per day, or a tweet every 6 minutes for the last 3 weeks, with no breaks.

I was bored and ran him through twitonomy. It's the free version so it only goes back like a week or something like that. I'm thinking of paying just so I can see lifetime stats and other advanced stuff.

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The hell is wrong with this guy? I thought he was a practicing lawyer, how does he have this much free time to tweet? At least when Nick streams for 6 hours, he makes money for those 6 hours, Doucette is doing this for free to spite people he barely knows anything about. I gave up trying to pick through his twitter for goodies because fuck having to look through all that, I got shit to do.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The hell is wrong with this guy? I thought he was a practicing lawyer, how does he have this much free time to tweet? At least when Nick streams for 6 hours, he makes money for those 6 hours, Doucette is doing this for free to spite people he barely knows anything about. I gave up trying to pick through his twitter for goodies because fuck having to look through all that, I got shit to do.

I just know for a fact that I don't have enough free time to projectile vomit that much kahntent while working full time. Nevermind the fact that all lawyers I know usually work 10-12 hour days instead of my measly 8.

 

[Allanon]

Sparktoro gives Greg a 45/100 rating for "total reach and influence across twitter measured on a logarithmic scale", with an 8/100 follower engagement, while Nick has a 64/100 rating and a 92 engagement, and Ty has a 62/100 rating and a 72/100 engagement, so basically for all of his effort and million tweets he has less influence on twitter and his followers care less about what he has to say than either Nick or Ty. And Ty has about as many tweets as Greg makes in 3 1/2 hours.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

4430 tweets in 19 days.
233 tweet per day, or a tweet every 6 minutes for the last 3 weeks, with no breaks.

If you factor in 8 hours of sleep every day, it's one tweet every 4 minutes.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

T. Greg is a side villian in the Vic Montana anime. His modified CPAP machine enables him to tweet his thoughts while sleeping and gives him the ability to go into Turbo Sperg mode.

He modified it with his COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE, don't forget that part. It's very important!

 

[MrYoloDickSwagger]

I'm curious what and why this guy is so linked with the black community. It goes beyond the fact he does pro bono cases for mostly black clientele convicted of weed offenses and stuff. He seems to have been very active in a black students club at one point in college and went to NCCU which is an historically black college. His political views were labeled by some Republican commentators as "indistinguishable from Black Lives Matter". Does he just view defending blacks (and attending black colleges) as a cheap and easy way to get his name out there?

There were two interesting studies on this recently. One by a PhD student named Goldberg that found white woke liberals are actually way more radical on racial issues than the actual minorities they are saving/"representing". A second language study found that white woke liberals like Greg use simplified language and explicitly talk down to blacks like they are stupid children that need pats on the head.

White liberals dumb themselves down when they speak to black people, a new study contends

You have recently joined a book club. Before each meeting, one member of the literary collective sends an email to the club secretary offering a few thoughts on the assigned text. This month, it’s your turn …

www.psychologicalscience.org

America’s White Saviors

A sea change has taken place in American political life. The force driving this change is the digital era style of moral politics known as “wokeness,” a phenomenon that has become pervasive in recent years and yet remains elusive as even experts struggle to give it a clear definition and...

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So in the end, you get pathetic guys like Greg that larp as a white savior to "dumb" minorities to get good feels from other whites on Twitter. That's his business.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1144247842963435521?s=19

T. Greg Doucette on Twitter: "Good to know, sounds like I'll have eve…

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Douchette relishing in all of his free time to waste on Twitter

 

[indianshedevil]

Greg, you do bathe in bullshit like your Tweets, don't you?

Source: https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1143951707346538496 with archive - http://archive.fo/lNXnG

 

[ShinyStar]

If you factor in 8 hours of sleep every day, it's one tweet every 4 minutes.

His stats show he sleeps from a little after six to a little before noon, so his twitter addiction is preventing him from getting a healthy amount of sleep. That does mean there are two extra hours available to tweet during, though.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

His stats show he sleeps from a little after six to a little before noon, so his twitter addiction is preventing him from getting a healthy amount of sleep. That does mean there are two extra hours available to tweet during, though.

If you want to ramp up the tism and assume he works 8 hours a day, and that he (charitably) spends only half of that time on twitter, then his tweet rate goes up to once every 3 minutes.

 

[Autism Powers]

His stats show he sleeps from a little after six to a little before noon, so his twitter addiction is preventing him from getting a healthy amount of sleep. That does mean there are two extra hours available to tweet during, though.

And why he sleeps in that specific time? Because it's not optimal time to post tweets. Levels of engagement in that time is minimal

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I am starting to feel bad for this sleep deprived Twitter addict whose own body is trying to kill him (due to ingesting to many twinkies, but still). I still dislike him, but now it's mixed in with a fair amount of pity.

 

[Slimy Time]

I was bored and ran him through twitonomy. It's the free version so it only goes back like a week or something like that. I'm thinking of paying just so I can see lifetime stats and other advanced stuff.

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That's a real productive lawyer there. What lawyer can afford to go to bed at 7am and be up at 11am? Courts are known for their early starts. That tells you exactly what we all knew about the amount of work he gets.

You look at Nick, what time does he stream? Late at night to the early mornings. This gives him enough time to be a dad, teacher, and do cases if he needs to, and he has days where he doesn't do it, probably to catch up/get ahead on family time and work. This prick has the sleep patterns of a university student who doesn't give a shit.

 

[break these cuffs]

That's a real productive lawyer there. What lawyer can afford to go to bed at 7am and be up at 11am? Courts are known for their early starts. That tells you exactly what we all knew about the amount of work he gets.

You look at Nick, what time does he stream? Late at night to the early mornings. This gives him enough time to be a dad, teacher, and do cases if he needs to, and he has days where he doesn't do it, probably to catch up/get ahead on family time and work. This prick has the sleep patterns of a university student who doesn't give a shit.

Low T is a pillar of the black community and so he has to keep his schedule to CPT.

 

[Boss Bass]

I was bored and ran him through twitonomy. It's the free version so it only goes back like a week or something like that. I'm thinking of paying just so I can see lifetime stats and other advanced stuff.

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This is a masterpiece.

Every time you look at it, a new bleak fact emerges.

3000 calls for attention a week.
Engages with himself 1000x as often as anyone else engages.
Sleeps 4 hours a night
Goes to bed at 7AM

This is absolutely a call for help.

 

[AnOminous]

Greg, you do bathe in bullshit like your Tweets, don't you?

You know you're low functioning when you cite the fact you bathe everyday as an actual accomplishment.

 

[kadoink]

I am starting to feel bad for this sleep deprived Twitter addict whose own body is trying to kill him (due to ingesting to many twinkies, but still). I still dislike him, but now it's mixed in with a fair amount of pity.

Natural selection?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

There were two interesting studies on this recently. One by a PhD student named Goldberg that found white woke liberals are actually way more radical on racial issues than the actual minorities they are saving/"representing". A second language study found that white woke liberals like Greg use simplified language and explicitly talk down to blacks like they are stupid children that need pats on the head.

White liberals dumb themselves down when they speak to black people, a new study contends

You have recently joined a book club. Before each meeting, one member of the literary collective sends an email to the club secretary offering a few thoughts on the assigned text. This month, it’s your turn …

www.psychologicalscience.org

America’s White Saviors

A sea change has taken place in American political life. The force driving this change is the digital era style of moral politics known as “wokeness,” a phenomenon that has become pervasive in recent years and yet remains elusive as even experts struggle to give it a clear definition and...

www.tabletmag.com

So in the end, you get pathetic guys like Greg that larp as a white savior to "dumb" minorities to get good feels from other whites on Twitter. That's his business.

Goldberg as in Goldberg the wrestler?
No worries, I'll show myself out.

 

[AnOminous]

So in the end, you get pathetic guys like Greg that larp as a white savior to "dumb" minorities to get good feels from other whites on Twitter. That's his business.

Douchette has made a wise choice here because he doesn't actually have to dumb himself down to talk like a clown.