Introduction Thread

[Pukebucket]

New account, old lurker.

Been around since the Snapesnogger and Zeriara days. Probably will be in Animal Control a lot, sorry.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Hey everyone. I've been lurking the boards for the past several months and I finally bit the bullet and made an account. Happy to be here!

 

[Heartmoth]

Hello.
I'm glad I found this sight. Its not quite what i've been looking for, but the closest i've found so far.
I'm fascinated by people. I think i'm an awful person with little redeemable qualities.
There's two things that I think matter.
1. What a person desires
2. What a person chooses to do in order to satisfy those desires.
Even though i'm a talentless wretch, I do love life because i'm surrounded by such a beautiful and majestic species known as humanity.
Also, i've been lately going through intense bouts of edginess, sorry.

I could give you my life story, I have lots and lots of long bizarre stories of how I got to be this fucked up mess, but that's too complicated and would take too long and would be an impressively egocentric endeavor. I'll just get right into why i'm here.

I'm looking for other people who enjoy collecting information on specific people, simply because of a certain something in him/her that provokes the soul. From what I gather, that is essentially the description of this site.

However it's not mentally ill people that are my forte.
I mean-... I think I might be mentally ill, but I don't exactly fit any diagnosis. my symptoms fluctuate in intensity and dynamics, hovering more around schizoid, schizotypal, obsessive compulsive, borderline............. But thats besides the point
For me, its a much more personal thing, and not about mentally ill individuals, but rather those I feel are unique, and induce a certain feeling when I see them........................

I am a psychic.
I've felt enough intensity in emotion and observed enough sophistication in the workings of humanity that I have extrasensory capabilities in regards to people and their behaviors.
I have visions. I can know where someone's been, I can know where someone's going, sometimes I can know where they are.
But most importantly, these abilities come with a feeling, that I get about certain people.

Most people to me seem quite dull, predictable, useful at times but ultimately expendable. However, some people- I just get a feeling, a powerful panging feeling, possibly a want....

It starts off simple.
When I was younger, I never noticed it that much- but from the moment I lay eyes on one of these genuinely special people, they occupy my mind. They become the center of my attention whenever we're in the room together.
That plants the seed.
Then over months, years even, it grows.
Extended exposure after the first stage can seem to prolong the initial growth stage, building it up a little slower, but bigger.

I become attuned to people.
It takes a long time to develop these attunements but once I do, i'm partially connected, psychologically and emotionally.

Sometimes it takes some work though, to ignite the connection-...........

WOW WHAT A TANGENT. I'LL GET BACK ON SUBJECT NOW
so anyways.....

I'm glad I could find this place where people casually chat about being obsessed with specific unique people. That's kind of a part of my life, and it's nice to have some likeminded chums, so that this hobby, obsession, fixation, isn't so lonely.

Looking forward to chatting with you all.

EDIT
sorry I guess I just broke a rule, I just revealed my power level. I joined less than an hour ago, so sorry.
Won't happen again

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Hello.
I'm glad I found this sight. Its not quite what i've been looking for, but the closest i've found so far.
I'm fascinated by people. I think i'm an awful person with little redeemable qualities.
There's two things that I think matter.
1. What a person desires
2. What a person chooses to do in order to satisfy those desires.
Even though i'm a talentless wretch, I do love life because i'm surrounded by such a beautiful and majestic species known as humanity.
Also, i've been lately going through intense bouts of edginess, sorry.

I could give you my life story, I have lots and lots of long bizarre stories of how I got to be this fucked up mess, but that's too complicated and would take too long and would be an impressively egocentric endeavor. I'll just get right into why i'm here.

I'm looking for other people who enjoy collecting information on specific people, simply because of a certain something in him/her that provokes the soul. From what I gather, that is essentially the description of this site.

However it's not mentally ill people that are my forte.
I mean-... I think I might be mentally ill, but I don't exactly fit any diagnosis. my symptoms fluctuate in intensity and dynamics, hovering more around schizoid, schizotypal, obsessive compulsive, borderline............. But thats besides the point
For me, its a much more personal thing, and not about mentally ill individuals, but rather those I feel are unique, and induce a certain feeling when I see them........................

I am a psychic.
I've felt enough intensity in emotion and observed enough sophistication in the workings of humanity that I have extrasensory capabilities in regards to people and their behaviors.
I have visions. I can know where someone's been, I can know where someone's going, sometimes I can know where they are.
But most importantly, these abilities come with a feeling, that I get about certain people.

Most people to me seem quite dull, predictable, useful at times but ultimately expendable. However, some people- I just get a feeling, a powerful panging feeling, possibly a want....

It starts off simple.
When I was younger, I never noticed it that much- but from the moment I lay eyes on one of these genuinely special people, they occupy my mind. They become the center of my attention whenever we're in the room together.
That plants the seed.
Then over months, years even, it grows.
Extended exposure after the first stage can seem to prolong the initial growth stage, building it up a little slower, but bigger.

I become attuned to people.
It takes a long time to develop these attunements but once I do, i'm partially connected, psychologically and emotionally.

Sometimes it takes some work though, to ignite the connection-...........

WOW WHAT A TANGENT. I'LL GET BACK ON SUBJECT NOW
so anyways.....

I'm glad I could find this place where people casually chat about being obsessed with specific unique people. That's kind of a part of my life, and it's nice to have some likeminded chums, so that this hobby, obsession, fixation, isn't so lonely.

Looking forward to chatting with you all.

EDIT
sorry I guess I just broke a rule, I just revealed my power level. I joined less than an hour ago, so sorry.
Won't happen again

You're going to do great here, I can already tell.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Hello.
I'm glad I found this sight. Its not quite what i've been looking for, but the closest i've found so far.
I'm fascinated by people. I think i'm an awful person with little redeemable qualities.
There's two things that I think matter.
1. What a person desires
2. What a person chooses to do in order to satisfy those desires.
Even though i'm a talentless wretch, I do love life because i'm surrounded by such a beautiful and majestic species known as humanity.
Also, i've been lately going through intense bouts of edginess, sorry.

I could give you my life story, I have lots and lots of long bizarre stories of how I got to be this fucked up mess, but that's too complicated and would take too long and would be an impressively egocentric endeavor. I'll just get right into why i'm here.

I'm looking for other people who enjoy collecting information on specific people, simply because of a certain something in him/her that provokes the soul. From what I gather, that is essentially the description of this site.

However it's not mentally ill people that are my forte.
I mean-... I think I might be mentally ill, but I don't exactly fit any diagnosis. my symptoms fluctuate in intensity and dynamics, hovering more around schizoid, schizotypal, obsessive compulsive, borderline............. But thats besides the point
For me, its a much more personal thing, and not about mentally ill individuals, but rather those I feel are unique, and induce a certain feeling when I see them........................

I am a psychic.
I've felt enough intensity in emotion and observed enough sophistication in the workings of humanity that I have extrasensory capabilities in regards to people and their behaviors.
I have visions. I can know where someone's been, I can know where someone's going, sometimes I can know where they are.
But most importantly, these abilities come with a feeling, that I get about certain people.

Most people to me seem quite dull, predictable, useful at times but ultimately expendable. However, some people- I just get a feeling, a powerful panging feeling, possibly a want....

It starts off simple.
When I was younger, I never noticed it that much- but from the moment I lay eyes on one of these genuinely special people, they occupy my mind. They become the center of my attention whenever we're in the room together.
That plants the seed.
Then over months, years even, it grows.
Extended exposure after the first stage can seem to prolong the initial growth stage, building it up a little slower, but bigger.

I become attuned to people.
It takes a long time to develop these attunements but once I do, i'm partially connected, psychologically and emotionally.

Sometimes it takes some work though, to ignite the connection-...........

WOW WHAT A TANGENT. I'LL GET BACK ON SUBJECT NOW
so anyways.....

I'm glad I could find this place where people casually chat about being obsessed with specific unique people. That's kind of a part of my life, and it's nice to have some likeminded chums, so that this hobby, obsession, fixation, isn't so lonely.

Looking forward to chatting with you all.

EDIT
sorry I guess I just broke a rule, I just revealed my power level. I joined less than an hour ago, so sorry.
Won't happen again

What are you doing, dingdong

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Been posting a while here now, but I never did think to post here in this thread, so I will just take the opportunity to reiterate my mission statement.

I was first attracted to Kiwi Farms by hearing about it on Mr. Metokur and EZ PZ, since both of them are always mentioning it in their "research" on Internet nutjobs. I found the idea of the forum interesting, so I decided to go looking it up. For a while, I lurked threads for the Internet celebrities I'm interested in and the Off Topic. Ended up deciding that the Off Topic would be a good place just to chat about whatever nonsense I want to, and just generally shit up the place with glorified blog posts. See, my friends all go home for Summer vacation, and I'm a social retard, so I'm basically by myself all day long and use the Internet as a crutch instead of making more friends.

So yeah, I'm here because I have no life. Anyways, I appreciate your all's sense of humor and, while I may not agree with it, I appreciate the general philosophy that seems to be held here: total freedom of expression.

 

[Chencognito]

This is like my 3rd account because I keep formatting hard-drives and forgetting my passwords

HELLO!

 

[GS 281]

This is like my 3rd account because I keep formatting hard-drives and forgetting my passwords

HELLO!

be more responsible

 

[WWGGD]

Hey been lurking here on and off since the LOLsuit, have been lurking even more since Nick started talking about the weeb wars, the weeb wars seems to have been a mother lode of exceptional individuals, and I've been checking out Josh's streams for a while, they're pretty good!
Hope everyone is having a good day or something else courteous you're suppose to say.

 

[Old Man Abe]

Congratulations, I have arrived! You bastards got me back on the bottle so it's only fair you suffer the consequences.

 

[Vitoze]

Hello. I'm here to more effectively follow the internet drama news since this place seems more mentally healthy than right wing twitter.

 

[DietMtnDew]

Don't worry, I'm here!
Got caught in traffic so I'm a little late.

 

[Old Man Abe]

Hello. I'm here to more effectively follow the internet drama news since this place seems more mentally healthy than right wing twitter.

Yeah, I was somewhat taken aback to find out this just may be the sanest part of the internet, considering KF's reputation as the lair of Beelzebub himself. Go figure.

 

[Vitoze]

Yeah, I was somewhat taken aback to find out this just may be the sanest part of the internet, considering KF's reputation as the lair of Beelzebub himself. Go figure.

If you make a hobby out of fighting insanity you might find yourself sane.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Hey everyone.
This thing you call Lolcows have interested me for a long time. Allthough i only recently found out of this forum and i only recently realized how many there were to choose from. I have a lot of reading up to do. Glory glory!

I like a grand and glorious fall from greatness, so it was ofcourse mostly Spoony that made me take the step to come here, but i have allready seen many new ones that may well become great favourites aswell.

I allso like rabbits.

 

[Old Man Abe]

Hey everyone.
This thing you call Lolcows have interested me for a long time. Allthough i only recently found out of this forum and i only recently realized how many there were to choose from. I have a lot of reading up to do. Glory glory!

I like a grand and glorious fall from greatness, so it was ofcourse mostly Spoony that made me take the step to come here, but i have allready seen many new ones that may well become great favourites aswell.

I allso like rabbits.

You're gonna love this place, trust me. But how do you feel about turtles?

 

[DiceindaMirror]

Cheers! I've been visiting the weekly Movie Night for so long, that I forgot to make an account on the actual forum. I like Vidya and I keep the beaver girl locked in my basement. Yeah, I give her wood. No, not that kind you sick fuck.

Spoiler

 

[NoSpiceLife]

I've been hanging around since the NZ drama, decided to finally make an account in the hopes of having, at least somewhat sane people to talk to.

 

[Wiegskters Revolution]

|I.nfo_N.eutral_A.gency| used to be my old account but do to a former friend who is trying to ruin my life, it isn't anymore. He were planning more than a suicide bait post. He were trying to paint me as a communist emo tranny homo furry who is an incel. Good thing he disappeared from my town because he was found out to be on the sex offender list since he was 22. His name was Alex Nick Bergvines and you know how he disappeared...

 

[Ghost88]

I'm an internet warrior, trivalent, meme war veteran, staunch nationalist, homogeneous lover, prolific torrenter and I've heard some equally deplorable scum is involved in this website so I'll have a geese around fanx mate.