Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[silentprincess]

PMD,

That's false. Millions of Christians are open-minded to reincarnation; Jesus son of Joseph taught it in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. The Unity Church was founded by Charles (& Myrtle) Fillmore who not only taught reincarnation, he believed he might be the reincarnated Paul.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_Church

Please do some research before acting like you know what you're talking about. And trying to speak for "every Christian" is nuts74!

Can you stop being tempestuous, stop being horrible to my friends who are asking you sensible questions and pointing things that are wrong, there is nothing wrong with them doing that.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Loke,

Thor's-day 1/15/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 174 years non-human reincarnations, 74 years non-commutable.

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Sentence: +74 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Brad, what exactly are you trying to accomplish with all these insane sentences?

 

[Cuck Norris]

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Sentence: +74 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.

That's fine but apparently you forgot you never sentenced me before so there's nothing to add +74 years to.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

And trying to speak for "every Christian" is nuts74!

Yup, it's almost as nuts as thinking you're the reincarnation of christ, judge of all mankind, and diviner of fates cause of the number of letters in your name.

But, come on. No one's that crazy.

 

[Cuck Norris]

You can play with yourself here.

That's nothing new for him.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

TM Ambrose,
You can play with yourself here.

Why are you encouraging TM Ambrose to masturbate on the forum

 

[TM Ambrose]

TM Ambrose,

1921311 1325 30311.

Sentence: +666 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.

Your sentence has now been maxed out. I will try my best to ignore you. You can play with yourself here.

XD Such a dumb little man you are. You've actually given out larger sentences. I like how you arbitrarily make up numbers as max XD But then you break them. You contradict yourself and are a liar dude. But let me tell you. The suck it offer never expires.

 

[Atlas 95]

PMD,

That's false. Millions of Christians are open-minded to reincarnation; Jesus son of Joseph taught it in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. The Unity Church was founded by Charles (& Myrtle) Fillmore who not only taught reincarnation, he believed he might be the reincarnated Paul.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_Church

Please do some research before acting like you know what you're talking about. And trying to speak for "every Christian" is nuts74!

Literally less than a minute of googling produces this: http://www.unityofcolumbus.org/frequently-asked-questions#reincarnation
One of Unity's co-founders believed in reincarnation, but now some of them disagree with it. Regardless the overall message is to care about the now rather than the theology of what happens when you die. Equally it really doesn't matter who you were in past lives either
EDIT:

TM Ambrose,

1921311 1325 30311.

Sentence: +666 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.

Your sentence has now been maxed out. I will try my best to ignore you. You can play with yourself here.

Wait, you sentenced @silentprincess to 74 years non-human reincarnation a few pages back, and that was the max. Has some new edict been passed down, that you can now arbitrarily increase your sentences?

 

[Sammy]

TM Ambrose,

1921311 1325 30311.

Sentence: +666 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.

Your sentence has now been maxed out. I will try my best to ignore you. You can play with yourself here.

Hey Brad / Christ / God, I have a quick question:

First off thank you for answering my earlier questions! I had some follow up questions regarding them, but I'm currently at work and don't have the luxury of writing a long response, I'll try to get those typed up before tomorrow if thats alright with you!

I'm kind of confused why the punishment of failing Judgement Day is a period of time of non-human reincarnations. Can you explain why this is the punishment as compared to what most Pastors preach (apparently inaccurately) that your sins send you to Hell for eternity?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Hey Brad / Christ / God, I have a quick question:

First off thank you for answering my earlier questions! I had some follow up questions regarding them, but I'm currently at work and don't have the luxury of writing a long response, I'll try to get those typed up before tomorrow if thats alright with you!

I'm kind of confused why the punishment of failing Judgement Day is a period of time of non-human reincarnations. Can you explain why this is the punishment as compared to what most Pastors preach (apparently inaccurately) that your sins send you to Hell for eternity?

What do you expect from a dude who thinks Miami is Heaven

 

[silentprincess]

Literally less than a minute of googling produces this: http://www.unityofcolumbus.org/frequently-asked-questions#reincarnation
One of Unity's co-founders believed in reincarnation, but now some of them disagree with it. Regardless the overall message is to care about the now rather than the theology of what happens when you die. Equally it really doesn't matter who you were in past lives either
EDIT:

Wait, you sentenced @silentprincess to 74 years non-human reincarnation a few pages back, and that was the max. Has some new edict been passed down, that you can now arbitrarily increase your sentences?

He's making it up as he goes along, and it's kind of pathetic that a grown man with some intelligence is acting like a spoiled brat throwing his toys out of his pram because he has nothing better to do.

@Brad Watson_Miami Grow a pair, get off the internet and do something with your life before it's too late and you miss out on the beauty that is LIFE.

 

[AppleChrisp]

First of all, I do not see why you continue to CURSE members of this forum. You have no power here! Pages back I recited the PRAYER AGAINST EVIL, specifically the EVIL of the spirit of RICHARD BRADSHAW WATSON II and that all CURSES be replaced with BLESSINGS.

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I AM thee Bible expert.

Don't make me laugh. I provided evidence that you are a false prophet and you didn't even address it.
http://www.catholicculture.org/culture/library/view.cfm?recnum=547
Have you read it yet?

 

[TM Ambrose]

God told me to suck his cock, but that wasn't the offer god. It was to suck mine. Come up with your own insults please.

http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/numbers.php

I'm losing my fucking shit about how fucking hilarious this is.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

@Brad Watson_Miami Grow a pair, get off the internet and do something with your life before it's too late and you miss out on the beauty that is LIFE.

Look, Brad.

Isn't it enough that you get to experience life? That you have the opportunity to meet wonderful, exciting people?

Why do you have to be Christ, or judge, or whatever? Come join us in real life, man.

I'm just an asshole, and I doubt you'll read or care. But I'm srsly.

 

[Colress]

why does he go right to 7. why not 42. 42 is better

 

[AppleChrisp]

I WILL ABOLISH THIS FORUM FROM ALL EVIL BROUGHT TO IT BY BRAD WATSON-ANTICHRIST.

Spoiler: PRAYER AGAINST EVIL

In the Holy Name of Jesus, I seal myself, as well as all members of this forum, and all sources of supply in the Precious Blood of Jesus Christ

In the Holy Name of Jesus, I break and dissolve any and all curses, hexes, spells, snares, traps, lies, obstacles, deceptions, diversions, spiritual influences, evil wishes, evil desires, hereditary seals, known and unknown, and every dysfunction and disease from any source including my mistakes and sins. In Jesus' Name, I sever the transmission of any and all satanic vows, pacts, spiritual bonds, soul ties, and satanic works. In Jesus' Name, I dissolve all effects of participation in any form of worship that does not offer true honor to Jesus Christ.
In the Holy Name of Jesus, I break and dissolve any and all curses, hexes, spells, snares, traps, lies, obstacles, deceptions, diversions, spiritual influences, evil wishes, evil desires, hereditary seals, known and unknown, and every dysfunction and disease from any source including my mistakes and sins. In Jesus' Name, I sever the transmission of any and all satanic vows, pacts, spiritual bonds, soul ties, and satanic works. In Jesus' Name, I dissolve all effects of participation in any form of worship that does not offer true honor to Jesus Christ.
In the Holy Name of Jesus, I break and dissolve any and all curses, hexes, spells, snares, traps, lies, obstacles, deceptions, diversions, spiritual influences, evil wishes, evil desires, hereditary seals, known and unknown, and every dysfunction and disease from any source including my mistakes and sins. In Jesus' Name, I sever the transmission of any and all satanic vows, pacts, spiritual bonds, soul ties, and satanic works. In Jesus' Name, I dissolve all effects of participation in any form of worship that does not offer true honor to Jesus Christ.

In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, by the power of his cross, his blood and his resurrection, I take authority over all curses and evil wishes that have been sent our way. I break their inluence over our lives by the power of the risen Lord Jesus Chist, and I command these curses to go back to where they came from and be replaced with a blessing.

In the Name of Jesus, I rebuke you spirit of RICHARD BRADSHAW WATSON II. I command you go directly to Jesus, without harm to me or anyone, so that He can dispose of you according to His Holy Will.

I thank You, Heavenly Father for Your Love. I thank You, Holy Spirit for empowering me to be aggressive against satan an evil spirits. I thank You, Jesus, for setting us free. I thank You, Mary, for interceding for us with the holy angels and the saints.

AMEN

"God indeed is my saviour; I am confident and unafraid. My strength and courage is the Lord, and he has been my savior" Isaiah 12:2

BRAD ANTICHRIST WATSON, as you see, you have no power. You channel the evil spirits to lay down your curses, but JESUS OUR LORD will always triumph over your evil!

 

[Zim]

This is like watching a bunch of curse ye ha me ha's but with numbers. The power of Chris compels you!

 

[Coldgrip]

TM Ambrose,

1921311 1325 30311.

Sentence: +666 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.

Your sentence has now been maxed out. I will try my best to ignore you. You can play with yourself here.

You know dude, I talked to brother Coyote and brother Raven about this sentencing you do and they laughed and laughed and then they said I have the ability to overturn or modify any sentence I see fit because it'll rustle your jimmies. So everybody that's been sentenced now has a clean record again because I say so.

Then they told me they're going to play a trick on you. They didn't say what, only that you won't see it coming and you won't recognize it when it happens.

Oh, by the way, they also gave you a grade: Grade -F Destruction

 

[Roger Rabbit]

If you're Einsten reincarnated, what's your opinion of the 1950's television show Beanie and Cecil?