Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
@Brad Watson_Miami , your algorithms are all dependent upon a Base 10 numbering system. Is there something unique about the Base 10 numbering system?

@Brad Watson_Miami , your Biblical text is dependent on English translations and spellings. Can you duplicate your results in the original Biblical language text?

@Brad Watson_Miami , your definition of "scientific proof" differs from that used by people in the sciences field. Please provide your definition of "scientific proof".
 
and verily I sayeth unto my flock that the heathen Brad possesses thine shriveled penis and thine pea brain. Thou who dareth to mock thine Lord shall be cast into a lake of fire, where thine flesh will burn.

See? Even i make a better fake God than B Rad.
 
Brad, I've got to ask, as someone both physically close, and as a reincarnation of Jesus, what's your opinion on the pending reestablishment of diplomatic channels between the United States and Cuba?

Also how would "Cuba" be written in Eqfish?
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

You like to judge people but let me remind you of something I read in the Bible:

LUKE 6:37-41
"Do not judge others, and God will not judge you; do not condemn others, and God will not condemn you; forgive others, and God will give to you. Indeed, you will receive a full measure, a generous helping, poured into your hands---all that you can hold. The measure you use for others is the one that God will use for you."
And Jesus told them this parable: "One blind man cannot lead another on; if he does, both will fall into a ditch. No pupil is greater than his teacher; but every pupil, when he has completed his training, will be like his teacher. Why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye but pay no attention to the log in your eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Please brother, let me take that speck out of your eye,' yet cannot even see the log in your own eye? You hypocrite! First take the log out of your own eye, and then you will be able to see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.

You are basically doing this Brad, you have appointed yourself as judge, an arbitrator for all human kind, however you fail to realize that you, yourself is nothing but a lowly human like the rest of us. You are not special. By judging others, God himself will hold that against you. You as a human find fault in others but don't see the faults and flaws with yourself.

God is saying in this passage that no one but God himself can judge a person based on their merits and deeds that they have done in their lives. No human on this planet has the power to condemn others to whatever afterlife exists. Only God knows that. You are leading people astray by telling these so-called algorithms that anyone can place and make up as some on these boards have demonstrated that. The actions that you are taking against these board members by sentencing them, you are placing yourself in a position where God will use that as a measure against you, at least according to Scripture.

You have failed to demonstrate that you are this appointed arbitrator for humanity. You have failed to show that you are Divine. Instead you insist on us reading your website, you repeat the seven seals thing and have not produced anything that supports your arguments but yet you go around in circles. If you truly were of the Divine, you would have demonstrated your powers of ominscience, omnipresence such as knowing things about us that only close family members or friends know. Do you know anything about me? Can you demonstrate what is going on in my life? Can you tell me what my most innermost thoughts are? No, you have not demonstrated that which means that you are one of the false prophets that the Bible has warned about time and again,and I am somewhat glad that you don't have a huge following because you are dangerous for people's spiritual well being.

(I don't mean to sound A-Logging but this just poured out of me for some reason as I was reading through my mom's old Bible.)
 
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