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@SuperRockerMan8?
More like @SuperOffHisRockerMan8.
And LOL at the idea he's any sort of "rocker" given his bland and utterly pedestrian tastes in pop music.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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More like @SuperOffHisRockerMan8.
And LOL at the idea he's any sort of "rocker" given his bland and utterly pedestrian tastes in pop music.
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he's so bitter and salty he should change his name to Denatonium Benzoate
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"Boy, you so extra, I'm-ah call you Guac."
Do the kids still say extra? Claire, check my hep-cat encyclopedia!
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So...going to brothels somehow makes it OK for thirsty losers to "ogle/spam" women online? Since Russ pays the girls to play with his pathetic little pee-pee, that somehow makes him better than these other guys or justifies his creeping on these women? Am I reading that right?
No one is giving Russ hookers. Not Romney. Not Trump. Not Biden. No one. Legalizing prostitution, even brothels, nationally is as much a losing platform as making it legally mandatory to keep rabid honey badgers in everyone's home. Like it or not, the laws of the US and moral structure of most of its citizens are built on a foundation based on those of Abrahamic religions, mostly Judeo-Christian values. Most Americans are not going to support legalizing prostitution. The Christian Conservatives are going to see it as sinful, and most Lefty Moonbats are going to see it as exploitation of women. So Russ is fucked (and not the way he wants to be fucked) in regards to his pet political position.
"Being awesome"...I'm afraid we are going to need some kind of citation or proof to back that claim up, little buckaroo. Because so far, the evidence presented proves otherwise.
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Probably late but I don't care. Hey, @The Dude, is "weirdie" a Utah/Mormon idiom or is it just Slurpy slurping out?
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I'm neither of those things but I think it's Russ selectively being PG. He probably had a big bowl of "Holier-Than-ThO's" and elected not to let his true colors show.
The fact that he so easily ramps into profanity shows that it's a conscious decision on his part and not actually the way he talks. Then again, is anyone surprised that Cussy Russy contradicts himself on just about every aspect of his life?
He's persecuted for liking hookers.
Doesn't let anyone else like hookers.
He's discriminated against because of his looks.
Only wants to date "9 and 10s" and doesn't care about personality or compatibility.
Hates religion.
Defends Mormonism... sometimes. Or accuses people of going against LDS standards? (eg; harassing Bailee)
Mocks people for being upset about what he views as non-issues
...the previous 1600 pages of this thread.
Whatthefuck
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It is kind of amusing to see him as an one issue voter. You usually associate that with fundies, but instead of abortion, it's all about the hooker love slaves he is entitled to.
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I think he cleaned up his activity? When I go to the page it only shows 3 things now, not 77.
EDIT: there are 77 items under the Edits section.
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To me, it's even funnier that he just casually mentions them by a name, "Dude have you even BEEN to The Ranches?"
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There's some talk of decriminalizing prostitution so that sex workers could organize their own working conditions, but that would be bad for Russ, because if escorts could do that, they would have the power to accept and reject clients for any reason, and you know Russ's picture would be tacked on the wall of every place he went into with a big red "X" over it and the words "FUCK NO" written on the bottom. That's why he likes brothels because they owe the brothel part of their earnings and can't be as choosy.
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Yep, that's why he's firmly for legalizing as opposed to decriminalization. Interestingly, I think most liberals and honestly anyone with their head not firmly up Jesus' ass would be ok with decriminalization if it meant that they could form unions and have workplace representation. That way they'd be required to have regular healthchecks and have recourse if a pimp or whatever we'd call them at that point treats them poorly. Unfortunately for poor ol Rusty, that also means they'd have total autonomy. I wonder if part of his hooker obsession isn't so much about getting him his penis sucked (I'm sure that's a big part), but more about putting a woman in her role and exerting a bit of dominance? Christ knows he can't assert dominance in any other area of his life.
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Ironically, Trump would make it okay for him to bang hookers before he decriminalized it for speds like Russ. But Trauma Lumps would still hope Senpai would be his bff for the chance he'd get it too.
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I find it amusing that Russ is thirsting after dominatrixes. Of all the women he can harass, he goes after the kind that are the least likely to tolerate him. When's the "Russ tries BDSM" saga going to play out?
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If he winds up in a gimp suit like The Postal Dude did in Postal 2 and we get a picture of it, that will be nuclear weapons grade hilarious.
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If this occurs, or if Russ discovers he likes being submissive, I can die happy, knowing the universe has reached peak comedy.
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It is not, to the best of my knowledge, a Utah colloquialism. I've heard people say "weirdie" to be silly, saying "weirdo" in a weird way to be funny and weird. But, no, no one here says it unironically. Russ is just a fucking weirdie.
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Considering how much he insists is done to defame and damage him, and how he's discriminated against... there's a chance he gets off on it.
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You know, now that you bring that up, I wonder if he doesn't have a secret humiliation fetish. It would explain some of his more asinine moves.
Russell Your Jimmies
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Russell doesn't actually give a shit if prostitution is legal for everyone, he just wants it legal for him. If the government came to him and offerred to make prostitution legal for him, but every other John that gets caught is put to death, Russ would be all over that deal in a heart beat.
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Now, guys, I think we're just trying to make some logical sense of his actions. There is no logic in Slurpeeland. He's never humiliated, he's just pissed that no one sees the awesome, cool, handsome, charming, successful, totally disability ass kicking kind of guy he is. He has never once demonstrated the self awareness required to process humiliation.