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I really truly wonder what careers he has in mind. What skills does he think he possess?

He said this after he got home from his wedding, the one where he lied to his fans claiming he needs money for taxes, dying parents and you know, last time he will see them.
In that stream he said he will likely easy find a job due to him running a successful business for 20 years. He said he will look for a job in around 10 years, that's why 20.
So he will claim he has 20 years of experience in begging, scamming, chatting up minors, exploiting tragic deaths and exploiting actual people who are wheelchair symbols. Sounds good.
Phil has to keep in mind that he said when he did that collab with the chair company that he doesn't care that they got trolled and failed, because he got his free chair. That's a guy people are in line to hire.
 
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No one spins true statements around quite as fluidly and effortlessly as Phil does.

I swear, it's almost as if he rehearses some of these rebuttals off stream.
It's hilarious.

"I've never done that ever, when have I ever...?"

Asks you when has he ever done that but he bans you before you can answer because he knows he's wrong. And if you do get to answer, he will perform his mental gymnastics. Just like he never rage quit FIGHTING games.
 
with the chair company that he doesn't care that they got trolled and failed, because he got his free chair. That's a guy people are in line to hire.
It's funny that you're bringing up SpawnSeats after all this time. YouTube threw me a curveball and recommended me Tevin's video where he debunked the "company" behind SpawnSeats, and I gotta say; Phil and the people behind that chair company were a match made in heaven.
They were nothing but a pair of con-artists that were boasting some fake-wealth on their instagrams and their blogs to promote their chairs, while Phil awkwardly mentioned that you're being fleeced $160 for a $90 product. Dramatic irony that Phil of all people would be digging their grave.
 
doesn't understand stories he's supposedly read before
refuses to ask questions "because it makes him sound crazy"
doesn't want to ask "why do you look like that"
doesn't know how to climb.
this has to be a punishment to his audience, he's blatantly ignoring questions that would further his understanding of the games world because he thinks its going to have some tiny impact on the story, and finally PHIL innsmouthers only came from innsmouth, there was ONE sea town that interbred with dagons kin not cthulhu and for the love of god PLEASE ask about the creatures, no one will think you're crazy you fucking dip shit
 
so phil as i predicted says hes a lovecraft fan and "its spooky shit" taking bets on how quickly he clearly doesn't understand a single thing and only has the surface level understanding of the cthulhu mythos such as "tentacles spoopy"

I hope he names his cat Nigger Man too.
"It's not racist doooood. HP Lovecraft named his cat that first!"
 
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Phil's whole deal with fighting games lately seems to be that he hates games with long combos now because he sucks at doing them and it sucks to be stuck in a long combo. Look how he plays Mortal Kombat. Low jab into throw all day. He can't combo to save his life even when it's dial-a-combos. You'd think Samurai Showdown's high risk high reward big single hits style would be perfect for him.

Oh wait, no he'd just bitch about people online always throwing out the big heavy slash that takes off a third of your life, and he can't react because he's a braindead boomer with shit reaction time you can't react to that attack online dood!
I don't know if you call this powerleveling, but I've played fighting games competitively for a while, so I can actually explain why he does that (it won't make him less of an idiot for doing it, but I figured I could clear it up for you guys):

This is called a "tick throw set-up". Basically, you use a low jab (or use a series of low jabs) to force the opponent to block, then surprise the opponent with a throw attempt that they're forced to break. The person performing the set-up has two options: low jab, then throw, or low jab, and continue to pressure with a safe combo. Both are high-risk-high-reward options, as you end your turn either way if the opponent can read the set-up.

But Phil's an autistic, so he does it incorrectly. He does one jab and then attempts to throw. This is dumb to anyone who plays fighting games because:

- It's very fucking telegraphed, meaning even Ray Charles can see the throw attempt coming.
- 1 low jab doesn't add that many guard frames in MK11, so the opponent can basically jump out after the jab, and the tick throw attempt has a great chance of failing
- He ends his turn either way, but since the throw is telegraphed, the opponent breaks the throw, and gets to do whatever they want, leaving Phil open to anything since (because this is Phil), he likely has no back up plan. And like Phil is want to do, he panics, mashes buttons, gets hit, and cries about it.

Tick Throws worked in games like Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo because you can't break throws in that game; you only had the ability to "tech" the throw and mitigate the damage. But fighting games have evolved since then, and players have far more defensive options then there were back in the day. Only problem is that Phil's a boomer. He's left that dry, rotting peanut he calls a brain back in 2008 and has never recovered it. He still thinks it's Super Turbo, so "DERP IF I ATTEMPT A THROW IT'LL WORK ACK ACK ACK".

This pretty much shows Phil's general ineptitude when it comes to fighting games and his lack of understanding of modern-day Fight game mechanics (or really, games in general). He can't acclimate to new systems, so he autopilots on outdated mechanics, even when the fighting games he plays doesn't utilize them whatsoever.

tl;dr: Phil plays fighting games like an retard.
 
tl;dr: Phil plays fighting games like an exceptional individual.
He's also if I might add what they call in some games but I've heard it in World of Tanks a "sealclubber" in that game means you take all your experience and play against a less experienced playerbase using the more overpowered tanks but in his case it's playing in the case of games such as the Marvel vs.'s and Dragonball Fighterz the simple combo big guys who are harder to interrupt essentially easymode.
 
even if the 1000+ viewers he just got were real, he takes a break shortly after they join. smart move

Back to 302 viewers. I wonder who would view bot Dave? Such a waste of money.

I don't know why but I oddly feel that he took a break to contact Twitch that he's getting view botted. Someone in chat was also saying staff in chat, didn't check if legit however.
 
I don't know if you call this powerleveling, but I've played fighting games competitively for a while, so I can actually explain why he does that (it won't make him less of an idiot for doing it, but I figured I could clear it up for you guys):

Nah, we love when people explain fighting games here. They're complex games with nuances that casual viewers don't pick up. It helps explain why DSP is a scrub despite doing what he thinks are advanced tactics.
 
Nah, we love when people explain fighting games here. They're complex games with nuances that casual viewers don't pick up. It helps explain why DSP is a scrub despite doing what he thinks are advanced tactics.

I would like to 2nd this. As someone who appreciates that fighting games are far more complex these days (usually) but who doesn't play them much and thus doesn't know all the intricacies, it's really interesting to get an in-depth explanation of these types of things.
 
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