🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Saint Regret said:
Ok lads, tonight is the big night. Post your predictions of what's going to happen on the Dick/Rand show tonight.

1. Dick will give the guntposters fan service
2. Rand, meeting Dick for the first time will act extra exceptional (The good kind)
3. Some call outs
4. Spicy call in/ superchats.
5. Fake sobriety
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1. ETHAN Ralph, it's me, Gator.
2. ETHAN Ralph, it's me, Gator.
3. ETHAN Ralph, it's me, Gator.
4. ETHAN Ralph, it's me, Gator.
5. ETHAN Ralph, it's me, Gator.
 
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Saint Regret said:
Ok lads, tonight is the big night. Post your predictions of what's going to happen on the Dick/Rand show tonight.

1. Dick will give the guntposters fan service
2. Rand, meeting Dick for the first time will act extra exceptional (The good kind)
3. Some call outs
4. Spicy call in/ superchats.
5. Fake sobriety
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1. YOU WANNA FUCKIN' HOLLER OVER ME
2. I CAN JUST HOLLER OVER YOU TOO
3. WE CAN JUST SIT HERE HOLLERIN' OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY
4. I FUCKIN' GODDAMN
5. *Unintelligible enraged gunt noises*
 
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it's like a different show for Dick Masterson. Ralph sounds sober for once. Dame isn't doing his trolling shtick, Rand is trying to have an intelligible conversation, and Masterson is just being himself. I'm tuning out now. Guess the Gunt went through cold sweats and the shakes today to not choke down pills and Maker's Mark. He must have spent the entire day forcing himself to not endulge so he could have one half ass decent show with the only big guest left that would give him the time of day.

He's currently hovering in the area of 514 viewers. Just went up after I took this screenshot, but it's not anything to write home about being that this show has been promoted since last week.
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Edit: This is the point that a @Colonel_J would come in and try to explain that "the show just started 20 minutes ago, just wait until it gets 40 minutes "
 
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Rand-He has a massive ego. That's rich considering you are licking Ralph's taint and his ego is over inflated.
Also @Flamenco everything seems so, happy go lucky. Ralph will fuck you over in some way and we'll being waiting for you to crawl back here and we'll tell you we told you so.
Unog said:
It's a bit disgusting how willing Dax is to try and cover for his buddy in the same exact manner that he has blown the fuck up at other people for doing with George Ouzounian.

Oh and @Flamenco have fun in about 4-8 months when Ralph doxes you because of his insecurities. We all warned you, just like we warned Ralph not to get involved with Corey Barnhill.
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Tbf to Dick he made fun of Ralph on Nick's show. Also I don't think he is are aware how bad Ralph actually is if people spammed him shit from the GG days I bet he would probably consider asking harder questions. Also this is Dick we are talking about. He has to sit close to the bathroom because he has gotten so hammered he has shit himself. Asking him to go at Ralph over drinking is like asking a meth addict to question a coke head.
 
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Of course it was invariably going to happen, after Ralph yelled at young autistic David here for 30 minutes for not licking Jim's taint, he still sat there like a little bitch and tried to appease his master by laughing at the wretched Venti-Sargon clip.

But really @Flamenco , considering how dumb and spinless you seem, combined with you having to solicit opinions from anonymous dlive chat for important things of immediate consequence like "what should I study in college? What should I be in the future?," you are going to really flame out away from home my nig
 
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zyclonPD said:
it's like a different show for Dick Masterson. Ralph sounds sober for once. Dame isn't doing his trolling shtick, Rand is trying to have an intelligible conversation, and Masterson is just being himself
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It's a bit disgusting how willing Dax is to try and cover for his buddy in the same exact manner that he has blown the fuck up at other people for doing with George Ouzounian.

Oh and @Flamenco have fun in about 4-8 months when Ralph doxes you because of his insecurities. We all warned you, just like we warned Ralph not to get involved with Corey Barnhill.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
This needs an edit of the words, "Property of Ethan Ralph" (or something to that affect) stamped on his ass.

Never go full Fagmenco.
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Isn't this an anime with openly gay characters? Maybe his fetish is where they get morbidly obese people to belly flop on skinny people (I have no idea what the fuck it's called thank god) and he wants Ralph to sit on him or some shit IRL. Fagmenco is a masochist.
 
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