🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Unog said:
It's a bit disgusting how willing Dax is to try and cover for his buddy in the same exact manner that he has blown the fuck up at other people for doing with George Ouzounian.
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The real redpill is that Dick Masterson is a faggot, but nobody wants to take that pill because he seems like a guy you'd like to have a beer with.
Psicopax said:
I can't believe you mentioned literal children and didn't mention Soph.And even Gator had to fake his hot takes after Zidan left because the gunt is so lost
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I did mention Soph(Lt Corbis).
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Did anyone ever hear badtits's voice?
I really don't care about Ralph but this would explain a lot.
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From what I remember of Bad Tits’s voice after hearing it on StreamMe (& specifically paying attention to it because at the time there was someone who thought [or pretended?] she was Patchy in disguise), it had a sort of “smoky” quality which could either be considered “worn” or “sultry” depending on one’s point of view.
 
Null said:
Dumbass is tweeting about it instead of dealing with it privately, so he's overloading the pedophile and his minions with attention. Dude's just encouraging more petty crimes.
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How else would you know that he totally doesn't care and has the upper hand in the situation? He's cool as a cucumber and the cops are totally going to catch Negro Joe or whoever did it.
 
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RAM RANCH said:
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Lol this fucking idiot. Without context, one would be thinking he's getting high on sniffing acetone.
Oh and acetone is one of the few ingredients in methamphetamine, don't ask me why I know that. (I have some rather colourful friends)

Ralph you dumb fuck, what are you doing?
  1. Acetone is a retarded way to remove spray can paint etc. It's gonna fuck up your car's paint you dimwit.
  2. Why would you tamper with evidence? Leave it there and let the police deal with it.
  3. As funny as how coincidental the substances you have in possession are, I'm not that convinced. What does Maker's Mark mixed with acetone taste like?
  4. Why would you tweet about it, you utter retard.
Smarty Pants said:
How else would you know that he totally doesn't care and has the upper hand in the situation? He's cool as a cucumber and the cops are totally going to catch Negro Joe or whoever did it.
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Let's be fair, he wants more of this stuff done to him so he's got shit to talk about and he can pull the victim, "oh pedozoom and his paedophile minions are fucking with mah shit". The Gunt can't lay off the booze or the tweet.

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And just like that they drag me back in. I dunno how it works in America, but in the UK, hacking into someone's phone to get voicemails is illegal. The News of the World got in shit years ago for hacking the voicemail of a murdered schoolgirl.

(Edit: granted, Ethan isn't a schoolgirl but it's still a fucking shady thing to do)
 
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Mathas said:
Am I the only other person who keeps a little bottle of acetone in their house as a cleaning agent?
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I don't think its that odd. (Depending on the chemicals shmuckle). I also keep a fuck ton of chemicals in my basement for various stuff. Often you just need it for one time use but you still keep it around so it just collects in the basement.
 
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Mathas said:
Am I the only other person who keeps a little bottle of acetone in their house as a cleaning agent?
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No.

Pablo Escobar said:
And just like that they drag me back in. I dunno how it works in America, but in the UK, hacking into someone's phone to get voicemails is illegal. The News of the World got in shit years ago for hacking the voicemail of a murdered schoolgirl.

(Edit: granted, Ethan isn't a schoolgirl but it's still a fucking shady thing to do)
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Illegal in aboland too. Even recording calls without consent is illegal. I don't think it's illegal in the US though, but some states probably.
 
Just when I thought this shit couldn't get any gayer Corey once again interjects himself into Gunts downfall arc. Didn't Corey say he works for the government/feds or some shit? (forgive me if im wrong, I don't really follow pedos) This might just be me being very :optimistic: but is it out of the realms of faggotry that maybe he pulled the ultimate gayest op and misused software from his profession and risked his job just to fuck with Ralph?
 
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Easterling said:
Just when I thought this shit couldn't get any gayer Corey once again interjects himself into Gunts downfall arc. Didn't Corey say he works for the government/feds or some shit? (forgive me if im wrong, I don't really follow pedos) This might just be me being very :optimistic: but is it out of the realms of faggotry that maybe he pulled the ultimate gayest op and misused software from his profession and risked his job just to fuck with Ralph?
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If that's true, he's a gayer opster than Charles Stiles at Mystery Diners on the food network (this is an extremely lame normie reference).

I have doubts in his claims. Wasn't Owen Benjamine's sidenigger supposedly a retired veteran with 148.8 confirmed kills in sandnigger wars? Well that went far under scrutiny did it. To be fair, that nigger has some very funny jokes.
 
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Psicopax said:
I don't think its that odd. (Depending on the chemicals shmuckle). I also keep a fuck ton of chemicals in my basement for various stuff. Often you just need it for one time use but you still keep it around so it just collects in the basement.
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Yeh... yeah... cleaning agent... That's why we all has it, rite?
 
Keeping chemicals in your house (or garage, or shed, or whatever) isn't weird. There comes a time you need some, buy it, use it, store the rest. It's only questionable when it looks like you're hoarding or going through a large amount on a constant basis. That aside, as others have said, he's gonna fuck up his car paint if he doesn't mix it with something to weaken it. And I wouldn't call acetone a cleaner; a stripping agent or solvent sure, but not a fucking cleaner, the fuck is wrong with you.
 
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Fuck, why does all the good shit happen when I'm asleep? I doubt Zoom defaced the car personally. He's "smart" enough to do freelance security/have a full time job (if he's to be believed) and lives in NY. It's probably one of his gay friends that lives in Virginia. As to who that woman is, other than possibly Bad Tits, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph found one hooker and stuck with her, maybe one that was fine with his micro dick or gave him the "girlfriend experience". It happens, sometimes.

What a fucking ride, dude. :story:
 
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