You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

  1. Ungrateful fucking people!!! Especially if its the people you live with like nigger I don't have to wash your clothes. If I didn't do it your lazy ass would have to.
  2. Doing something nice or being generous, but it turning out disastrous because they didn't want you to do it. Or it caused an even greater misunderstanding. No good deed goes unpunished I suppose.
 
A guy I know who I used to consider a friend. Hes a lazy smug asshole who won't listen to anyone and brags about how lazy he is. He plays xbox 14-16 hours a day while eating nothing but hot pockets. He sleeps till 2-3pm. He keeps his girlfriend up at night yelling at his xbox. She has to bribe him with sex to get him to do the most menial of chores while she works two jobs. She has to get help from his parents to keep them afloat. Every time I see him I get pissed of

I brought this up in the spoony thread because his situation reminds me of spoony. We met at a place we used to work he was a bit of a sped but so am I, we got along fine .He's one of those people i cant be around for long periods of time because after a while his personality starts to get grating. We both ended up quitting for better jobs but continued to hang out. he starts dating this girl and about a year later he calls me and is pissed off. He starts ranting about how he hates his job and asked me what I thought of twitch streamers. So I tell him its impossibly hard for some no name guy from the sticks who has zero internet presence to become successful. He took this to mean I approve of them. He says he's thinking about quitting his job to become a streamer. I tell him that's dumb and he should keep his job and get his electricians certification. After that he'll be making cash by the boat load. He says hes gonna quit cause his boss doesn't respect him enough and if he needs a job he'll find one that gives him more respect. A month later he calls me again and tells me he quit and is starting his streaming channel. By his calculations he was going to be making enough money after a month of streaming to pay all his and his girlfriends bills. MFW. I try to politely tell him this plan is pants on head retarded but he wont listen as is standard for him. He thinks he knows more about anything than any one and when hes decided to do something no amount of facts or reason will dissuade him. Cut to two years later and he hasn't made a single penny from twitch and wont get a job. He claims he cant find one despite the fact there are help wanted signs posted all over my town. He claims he wants a job where they respect him (Whatever the fuck that means) so until then hes streaming on twitch. He used to stream 20 hours a week but claimed that was to much work and made him to tired and now he streams 5-9 hours sporadically through the week. He still calls me from time to time and tells me how his streaming career (yes he unironically calls it that) is going and how hes gonna be partnered by twitch soon then he'll be making bank. Lately he claims to be interviewing for part time jobs he can work on Saturdays and Sundays. Cause he needs the week for his streams. I don't like or respect this guy. I keep tabs on him cause he's a potential lolcow. At the moment he doesn't have any internet presence outside twitch and his streams are boring as hell.
 
A guy I know who I used to consider a friend. Hes a lazy smug asshole who won't listen to anyone and brags about how lazy he is. He plays xbox 14-16 hours a day while eating nothing but hot pockets. He sleeps till 2-3pm. He keeps his girlfriend up at night yelling at his xbox. She has to bribe him with sex to get him to do the most menial of chores while she works two jobs. She has to get help from his parents to keep them afloat. Every time I see him I get pissed of

I brought this up in the spoony thread because his situation reminds me of spoony. We met at a place we used to work he was a bit of a sped but so am I, we got along fine .He's one of those people i cant be around for long periods of time because after a while his personality starts to get grating. We both ended up quitting for better jobs but continued to hang out. he starts dating this girl and about a year later he calls me and is pissed off. He starts ranting about how he hates his job and asked me what I thought of twitch streamers. So I tell him its impossibly hard for some no name guy from the sticks who has zero internet presence to become successful. He took this to mean I approve of them. He says he's thinking about quitting his job to become a streamer. I tell him that's dumb and he should keep his job and get his electricians certification. After that he'll be making cash by the boat load. He says hes gonna quit cause his boss doesn't respect him enough and if he needs a job he'll find one that gives him more respect. A month later he calls me again and tells me he quit and is starting his streaming channel. By his calculations he was going to be making enough money after a month of streaming to pay all his and his girlfriends bills. MFW. I try to politely tell him this plan is pants on head exceptional but he wont listen as is standard for him. He thinks he knows more about anything than any one and when hes decided to do something no amount of facts or reason will dissuade him. Cut to two years later and he hasn't made a single penny from twitch and wont get a job. He claims he cant find one despite the fact there are help wanted signs posted all over my town. He claims he wants a job where they respect him (Whatever the fuck that means) so until then hes streaming on twitch. He used to stream 20 hours a week but claimed that was to much work and made him to tired and now he streams 5-9 hours sporadically through the week. He still calls me from time to time and tells me how his streaming career (yes he unironically calls it that) is going and how hes gonna be partnered by twitch soon then he'll be making bank. Lately he claims to be interviewing for part time jobs he can work on Saturdays and Sundays. Cause he needs the week for his streams. I don't like or respect this guy. I keep tabs on him cause he's a potential lolcow. At the moment he doesn't have any internet presence outside twitch and his streams are boring as hell.
Why doesn’t the girlfriend dump his ass?
 
Why doesn’t the girlfriend dump his ass?
I think its because she thinks she can change him. Or she thinks she needs to take care of him cause he's to lazy to take care of himself. Maybe its because they've been together for like 3 or 4 years and she thinks she's invested to much time in the relationship. I didn't even go into how ignores her to play xbox and or how he has told her to her face if hes not interested in what she's talking about he doesn't have to listen. Ultimately I don't know.
 
People who fake cough/sneeze. I've been around friends who have had a cold, and seen people try to glom on by mimicking (not even making fun or anything) trying to be sick as well.

You're seriously that much of a narcissistic, attention seeking cunt that you'll pretend cough and sneeze for ass pats and pity points? And it's NEVER a believable fake cough or sneeze, it's always this over exaggerated dramatic performance. Makes me want to choke them,
 
Robo-calls, especially recordings that sound like people at first

It pisses me off 10x more than normal telemarketers

I recently received a telemarketing call at work where it was obvious the "caller" was an interactive voice response system. The new twist was that the IVR also included background noise to make it sound more real. Of course, the included noise was the same boiler room noise that tends to be a dead giveaway that the caller is a telemarketer or scammer.

Also, the credit card interest rate scammers have changed their approach recently and now open up with a scripted speech that makes it sound more like they're your actual credit card company thanking you for being a customer before going into their spiel about qualifying for a 0% rate -- something most people do already by paying their balance off every month.
 
Old people who can´t accept that they are old.
Example at work : You old fuck you can´t weld with din 9 anymore the effect is to strong for you you can´t see. Just accept you are old and stop using your old speedglass helemt and buy an optrel.
Or watching my grandad try try to change a lightbulb.
Or seeing 40+ woman who dress like they are 22.
 
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Old people smell when I hit the supermarket at the wrong time. Moth balls, piss and vinegar but in pure concentrate form. I came here for some groceries, not to huff god's waiting room.

I despise grocery shopping so much that now I get it delivered just so I can avoid supermarket hell. The extra money for somebody to shop for me,pack my stuff and bring it to me is worth it.
 
When you're quite knowledgeable on a subject and trying to teach or explain it to someone, and some random idiot with zero experience in the subject comes along and either starts spouting off like they're an expert, giving completely false information; or they confuse facts with opinions and present their opinions like they're fact. Extra rage points if the person you were originally teaching believes the idiot over you.
 
A few days ago, I had somebody over and I ordered two pizzas, expecting to have leftovers the next couple of days. After he ate most of the two pizzas, he asked me if I could order pizza from somewhere else next time because that pizza was not good enough for him. I doubt I will be inviting him over again ever.

Don't have fat friends.
 
Participation trophies, nobody gives a fuck about that your fat lazy 12 year old made the tenth place out of ten runners in your schools sport event and for the love of god don't hang that crap on your wall like it would be important. He lost, you dumbfuck.
 
Participation trophies, nobody gives a fuck about that your fat lazy 12 year old made the tenth place out of ten runners in your schools sport event and for the love of god don't hang that crap on your wall like it would be important. He lost, you dumbfuck.
i remember my friends making fun of me for having those kind of medals back when i was a kid. i throw them away when i realized i got awards for doing my best not being the best.
 
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