🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[tuscangarder]

Yeh... yeah... cleaning agent... That's why we all has it, rite?

Acetone really isn't weird to have. It is a paint thinner. It's also commonly sold as fingernail polish remover. I don't know why people are assuming Ralph had it sitting around anyway. He could have went and bought it. You can go buy it in any hardware store.

 

[Yolksack]

. He could have went and bought it. You can go buy it in any hardware store.

Ralph driving the Gunt-Fat-Pedo car to the hardware store has given me many giggles. Thanks.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I enjoy reading this thread, especially since the events of the #pillstream but the latest Gunt Retort was super entertaining.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Acetone really isn't weird to have. It is a paint thinner. It's also commonly sold as fingernail polish remover. I don't know why people are assuming Ralph had it sitting around anyway. He could have went and bought it. You can go buy it in any hardware store.

Some people use it to huff and guess what wouldn't show up on a probation drug test? Acetone isn't weird to have, but it's weird for Ralph to have. The guy doesn't even mow his lawn; I would be curious what "projects" Ralph does that requires tools to be cleaned, thinning paint etc.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Some people use it to huff and guess what wouldn't show up on a probation drug test? Acetone isn't weird to have, but it's weird for Ralph to have. The guy doesn't even mow his lawn; I would be curious what "projects" Ralph does that requires tools to be cleaned, thinning paint etc.

Nora could have left it there to clean off nailpolish? I've had an ex gf who used it to clean her nails.

Realistically the gunt probably did a google search and wandered down to Walmart.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph found one hooker and stuck with her, maybe one that was fine with his micro dick or gave him the "girlfriend experience". It happens, sometimes.

Well, he did say that he "pays for pussy", only to tepidly qualify it as "paying for his wife's pussy". I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Ralph spends his pay piggies dollars on whores.

 

[Spectre_06]

You know, I have to ask.

Was there ever anything official that says Ralph is married? Or is this a case of two socially-stunted individuals who figure they'd settle for one another claiming to be married for internet points?

 

[Smarty Pants]

Nora could have left it there to clean off nailpolish? I've had an ex gf who used it to clean her nails.

One bottle of nail polish wouldn't be enough to clean a whole car, would it?

 

[Pepper Jack]

One bottle of nail polish wouldn't be enough to clean a whole car, would it?

Ralph will be out of breath and will need to rest after each letter he removes. It should take him about a month to finish. Great motivation to get out of bed!

 

[Easterling]

You know, I have to ask.

Was there ever anything official that says Ralph is married? Or is this a case of two socially-stunted individuals who figure they'd settle for one another claiming to be married for internet points?

Wouldn't necessarily say Nora is socially stunted, at least she is training to become a productive, well adjusted and contributing member of society. At this point that is a great deal more that Ralph is or generally ever was if you were to look far back enough into his past. Albeit being in any relationship with Ralph probably makes you somewhat socially stunted as I cant for the life of me understand what she could possibly see in him, especially lately.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

One bottle of nail polish wouldn't be enough to clean a whole car, would it?

You're supposed to dilute it otherwise it actually damages the car paint right? I'm not actually sure how much you need to make a spraypaint removing solution.

According to this: https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Spray-Paint-off-a-Car using acetone to remove spray paint from a car is pretty normal. I'm mostly leaning towards Ralph just buying some from Walmart after a single google search, I don't think Noras hypothetical nail polish would probably be enough.

This is the Coyotes not being close enough to eat the Gunts cat all over again lol.

You know, I have to ask.

Was there ever anything official that says Ralph is married? Or is this a case of two socially-stunted individuals who figure they'd settle for one another claiming to be married for internet points?

I can't remember any official documentation. AFAIK they met because they were both contributors to a writing site owned by Milo. The Gunt hit up his Paki Princess in a slack server from memory.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I can't remember any official documentation. AFAIK they met because they were both contributors to a writing site owned by Milo. The Gunt hit up his Paki Princess in a slack server from memory.

IIRC Zoom found record of a marriage certificate but no record of completing college on his stream. He called impersonating Ralph and the lady at the records/court office told him she found the marriage certificate and to come down for a copy.

Wouldn't necessarily say Nora is social stunted, at least she is training to become a productive, well adjusted and contributing member of society. At this point that is a great deal more that Ralph is or generally ever was if you were to look far back enough into his past. Albeit being in any relationship with Ralph probably makes you somewhat socially stunted as I cant for the life of me understand what she could possibly see in him, especially lately.

Spoiler

 

[Top Skink]

Well glad to see pedozoom's keeping his reputation of slimiest member of IBS, what a fucking faggot
Did I miss some beat where ralph did something to instigate, or is this just a fag being faggy? There's nothing gayer than the kid on the playground that keeps insisting he's the big bad scawy police man
I mean fuck nigga, I don't have much any sympathy for Ralph, but what was the point of this? haha, you got someone to spraypaint on a car, real fucking funny

 

[countryboyslim]

Lol this fucking idiot. Without context, one would be thinking he's getting high on sniffing acetone.
Oh and acetone is one of the few ingredients in methamphetamine, don't ask me why I know that. (I have some rather colourful friends)

Ralph you dumb fuck, what are you doing?

1. Acetone is a exceptional way to remove spray can paint etc. It's gonna fuck up your car's paint you dimwit.
2. Why would you tamper with evidence? Leave it there and let the police deal with it.
3. As funny as how coincidental the substances you have in possession are, I'm not that convinced. What does Maker's Mark mixed with acetone taste like?
4. Why would you tweet about it, you utter exceptional individual.

Let's be fair, he wants more of this stuff done to him so he's got shit to talk about and he can pull the victim, "oh pedozoom and his paedophile minions are fucking with mah shit". The Gunt can't lay off the booze or the tweet.

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Is the guy to the left gaytor?

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Well glad to see pedozoom's keeping his reputation of slimiest member of IBS, what a fucking faggot
Did I miss some beat where ralph did something to instigate, or is this just a fag being faggy? There's nothing gayer than the kid on the playground that keeps insisting he's the big bad scawy police man
I mean fuck nigga, I don't have much any sympathy for Ralph, but what was the point of this? haha, you got someone to spraypaint on a car, real fucking funny

It comes off as even worse after the latest Killstream. Ralph for all his flaws legitimately seems to be at least trying to make a good show, he's laughing at jokes at his expense and hosting a decent show. Zoom is just being an asshole. Regardless of whatever you think of Ralph maybe the Gunt needed to drive his car to the hospital for his mothers dialysis the next day and couldn't because he didn't want to drive through town with PEDO spraypainted on his car.

 

[Top Skink]

It comes off as even worse after the latest Killstream. Ralph for all his flaws legitimately seems to be at least trying to make a good show, he's laughing at jokes at his expense and hosting a decent show. Zoom is just being an asshole. Regardless of whatever you think of Ralph maybe the Gunt needed to drive his car to the hospital for his mothers dialysis the next day and couldn't because he didn't want to drive through town with PEDO spraypainted on his car.

Agreed, though asshole sells it way short. There's a point where messing with people is funny, there are even points where it's gay/cringy/douchey, but zoom's gone way further. I think that's what makes him so insufferable, he takes himself so seriously and thinks he's some kind of vigilante laying down the law, despite being a pedophile committing actual crimes to "get justice" against people that haven't really done anything
Like CRP I find zoom more annoying than interesting so I'm not into the deepest lore, has he ever been anything other than an edgelord that thinks he's internet god?

 

[shex]

Ralph's been tweeting every hour since the show, does this nigga ever sleep? So far doesn't look like he addressed the mystery woman either, and atleast one guy asking about it got blocked on twitter. Curious case indeed. What's going on Ralph?

 

[BD 222]

Ralph's been tweeting every hour since the show, does this nigga ever sleep? So far doesn't look like he addressed the mystery woman either, and atleast one guy asking about it got blocked on twitter. Curious case indeed. What's going on Ralph?

He stated in a stream a few days ago that he had slept friday last week then been awake for 50 hours with only a short 3-4 hour nap. He is suffering from the same symptoms people who do not sleep are prone to, like forgetting what day it is and misunderstanding how much time has passed between important events that stand out in their mind.

TL;DR nope this nigga never sleeps.

 

[Love Machine]

One bottle of nail polish wouldn't be enough to clean a whole car, would it?

Acetone is incredibly potent. I once squilt some on a model kit and it completely melt

 

[Kheapathic]

You know, I have to ask.

Was there ever anything official that says Ralph is married? Or is this a case of two socially-stunted individuals who figure they'd settle for one another claiming to be married for internet points?

Not sure if there's any hard evidence; at least wasn't, until a voicemail stating it's his wife. I always figured if they really did get married, she's seeking a green card... and will ditch him once she's in the clear.