🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Unog]

He stated in a stream a few days ago that he had slept friday last week then been awake for 50 hours with only a short 3-4 hour nap. He is suffering from the same symptoms people who do not sleep are prone to, like forgetting what day it is and misunderstanding how much time has passed between important events that stand out in their mind.

TL;DR nope this nigga never sleeps.

What's keeping him up for so long?

 

[Dingus Egg]

You're supposed to dilute it otherwise it actually damages the car paint right? I'm not actually sure how much you need to make a spraypaint removing solution.

According to this: https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Spray-Paint-off-a-Car using acetone to remove spray paint from a car is pretty normal. I'm mostly leaning towards Ralph just buying some from Walmart after a single google search, I don't think Noras hypothetical nail polish would probably be enough.

This is the Coyotes not being close enough to eat the Gunts cat all over again lol.

You want to report the damages to your insurance company and let them handle it instead of taking any sort of risk that allows them to deny your claim. Especially if you already contacted the police/filed a report.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

What's keeping him up for so long?

The cocktail of prescription drugs and illicit drugs, as well as acetone sniffing and alchohol he chugs alongside his morbid obesity probably causes a few sleeping issues I would imagine

 

[Love Soze]

Acetone is incredibly potent. I once squilt some on a model kit and it completely melt

Yup.

 

[Zilortha]

Keeping chemicals in your house (or garage, or shed, or whatever) isn't weird. There comes a time you need some, buy it, use it, store the rest. It's only questionable when it looks like you're hoarding or going through a large amount on a constant basis. That aside, as others have said, he's gonna fuck up his car paint if he doesn't mix it with something to weaken it. And I wouldn't call acetone a cleaner; a stripping agent or solvent sure, but not a fucking cleaner, the fuck is wrong with you.

I mean you're technically right. It's a solvent. I just called it a cleaner because that's how I tend to use it: when cleaning up paint spills in my garage or when cleaning/degreasing metals. I didn't mean "cleaner" in the sense of like soap, or something. It was just a bad choice of words.

Some people use it to huff and guess what wouldn't show up on a probation drug test? Acetone isn't weird to have, but it's weird for Ralph to have. The guy doesn't even mow his lawn; I would be curious what "projects" Ralph does that requires tools to be cleaned, thinning paint etc.

Isn't his mom staying with him or something (or isn't he staying with his mom)? Maybe it's hers?

 

[Guntburglar]

For people who want ralph to go away they sure go out of their way to keep him on the internet.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I also keep a fuck ton of chemicals in my basement for various stuff.

You really shouldn't keep chemicals next to your bed.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Wouldn't necessarily say Nora is socially stunted, at least she is training to become a productive, well adjusted and contributing member of society.

Oh give me a break with that shit, will ya? Medical schools are filled to the brim with retards and rejects. The medical field is reserved for the lowest IQ people that can get into higher learning.

 

[Niggernerd]

Oh give me a break with that shit, will ya? Medical schools are filled to the brim with exceptional individuals and rejects. The medical field is reserved for the lowest IQ people that can get into higher learning.

10/10 doctors are exceptional individuals because they can't feel emotions when their patients die.

 

[Marco Fucko]

A discord friend just asked: what if Ralph defaced his own car for sympathy?

He's not super familiar with the situation but the minute I posted the pic he said "How easy can you make a false flag look"?

 

[MediocreMilt]

A discord friend just asked: what if Ralph defaced his own car for sympathy?

He's not super familiar with the situation but the minute I posted the pic he said "How easy can you make a false flag look"?

While possible, the fact that Zoom is involved makes me doubt Ralph fucked his own car up.

 

[Shady Attorney]

This actually creates a big opportunity for the Guntman to reach a higher audience. All Ralph has to do is stream the next time those obese redneck hooligans come at night. At the top of his lungs he needs to scream “WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES!!”

But you know, actually shoot them.

 

[Maltninja]

This actually creates a big opportunity for the Guntman to reach a higher audience. All Ralph has to do is stream the next time those obese redneck hooligans come at night. At the top of his lungs he needs to scream “WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES!!”

But you know, actually shoot them.

He'd probably shoot his nice Mexican neighbor by mistake. Still, if it's meant to be, let it be.

 

[Marco Fucko]

This actually creates a big opportunity for the Guntman to reach a higher audience. All Ralph has to do is stream the next time those obese redneck hooligans come at night. At the top of his lungs he needs to scream “WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES!!”

But you know, actually shoot them.

>felon
>has a gun
inb4
>implying Ralph is savvy enough to illegally purchase/steal a gun

 

[Stoneheart]

>implying Ralph is savvy enough to illegally purchase/steal a gun

sjitonstreetwife can buy a gun. for some reasons brown people are allowed to...

 

[Smarty Pants]

10/10 doctors are exceptional individuals because they can't feel emotions when their patients die.

No they're retarded because they're stupid, I never said they're retarded because they don't feel emotions. The average GP =/= top tier Asian brain surgeon.

He's not super familiar with the situation but the minute I posted the pic he said "How easy can you make a false flag look"?

Nah even he wouldn't spray paint "PEDO" on his own car to own the Zooms. Besides, I've heard Zoom talk about some Plate Spic living in the area before this whole thing, so I'm pretty sure it's one of them and I'm pretty sure Zoom was made aware before it happened.

But you know, actually shoot them.

Pretty sure he isn't allowed to own a gun. Thank god.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

>felon
>has a gun
inb4
>implying Ralph is savvy enough to illegally purchase/steal a gun

sjitonstreetwife can buy a gun. for some reasons brown people are allowed to...

Pretty sure he isn't allowed to own a gun. Thank god.

Depending on the state, felons can own black powder/muzzleloading firearms because they're, more or less, considered archaic enough to not be a threat.
So he could theoretically own a not-shitty black powder revolver.
who am I kidding that money is reserved for maker's mark and he would probably never learn how to load it

 

[Marco Fucko]

Depending on the state, felons can own black powder/muzzleloading firearms because they're, more or less, considered archaic enough to not be a threat.
So he could theoretically own a not-shitty black powder revolver.
who am I kidding that money is reserved for maker's mark and he would probably never learn how to load it

Ethan draws his LeMat revolver his great-great-granpappy carried in The War of Northern Aggression. The Plate Gang had returned. He herd Cleo hiss in the front yard.

"Not my cat you sons of bitches!", Ethan yelled as he threw open his front door.

As the door swung open Ethan pointed his old southern iron at a hispanic man wearing a Flash t-shirt. He was wearing light wash jeans and sandals and had a handlebar mustache. He was squatting down and petting Cleo on the head. It took a good half minute, but Ethan eventually recognized his old neighbor Roberto. He lowered the gun.

"¿Que pasa?"

"Oh, uh, sorry Roberto, I thought you were a burglar or something."

"Guarda esa pistola antes de que llegue un policía y te quite la cabeza."

"Uh yeah okay. So what are you doing in my front yard?"

"Me cansé de verla en el patio trasero, así que conseguí algunas golosinas para atraerla."

"Yeah me no habla espanol, sorry. Uh thanks for getting Cleo."

"No problema. ¿Cómo esta tu madre?"

"I already told you I don't speak Spanish, man. I'm gonna go back inside, I haven't slept in 50 hours."

"Haces eso. Por cierto, Ethan, si vuelves a apuntarme con un arma, te daré una corbata de Medellín."

"*dolphin laugh* You're so funny Roberto, okay I'm going back inside now!"

Ethan Ralph waddles back inside his rented trailer home. He sets down his unloaded LeMat revolver down on his coffee table. He sits down on his futon, and pours himself another glass of Maker's Mark. His thoughts drift to Plate Gang, and thinking of if or when they would strike next.

 

[Imnotretardedimjustme]

A discord friend just asked: what if Ralph defaced his own car for sympathy?

He's not super familiar with the situation but the minute I posted the pic he said "How easy can you make a false flag look"?

So according to your friend the gunt waddled down to walmart, bought spraypaint and sprayed his own car.
Made an anonymous twitter, sent pics to zoom (whom he loathes, constantly makes fun of him).
Then report the incident to the police?
All of this while he has to try his hardest to stay sober?

 

[Marco Fucko]

So according to your friend the gunt waddled down to walmart, bought spraypaint and sprayed his own car.
Made an anonymous twitter, sent pics to zoom (whom he loathes, constantly makes fun of him).
Then report the incident to the police?
All of this while he has to try his hardest to stay sober?

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I brought up the leaked audio and he folded. Like I said he's not that familiar with the situation. Although, to poke holes, he could have posted those pictures on /cow/ or a discord to act as middleman to Zoom. But then that would require Ralph devising even a short term plan, which we know goes against his established behavior.