Corey Shiratori (formerly Corey Ray Barnhill / August Heart) / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed - Self-confessed pedophile sadist, forced underage girl to watch child pornography, skiddie turned fed, chronic liar

Fuzhou said:
I think Ralph might honestly be able to sue for small claims.
Also, bragging about vandalism is dumb and exceptional.
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If you didn't know Corey is a high voiced Jersey wigger with a serious inferiority complex. Him thinking it was cool to spray paint a z-list e-celebrity car seems right in line with Corey larper logic. Not that he probably had anything to do with it, as Corey loves to latch onto anything his fat ass thinks could give him some kind of bizarre notoriety. It's all very sad really, the obsession with Ralph is misplaced anger about his own situation with Tabby who is also "going to school in another country". A fat, desperate, pill popping, weirdo with a girlfriend/wife out of their league that lives in a different country, the parallels are obvious. Pity Corey, his desperate bids for attention only make you realize, when you dig deep down; that he's just a giant hairy sad sack.

I would love to see this alleged security footage, then we could really get to the bottom of things.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Him thinking it was cool to spray paint a z-list e-celebrity car seems right in line with Corey larper logic. Not that he probably had anything to do with it, as Corey loves to latch onto anything his fat ass thinks could give him some kind of bizarre notoriety.
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To be fair, from what I know of Corey, there's no way in hell he'd be able to spraypaint all that, he's far too fat. I assume he unironically has more a gunt than Ralph has ever had considering the pics I've seen of Zoom.

Perspicacity said:
I would love to see this alleged security footage, then we could really get to the bottom of things.
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If Ralph shows it on the next Killstream, Zoom might honestly fly into a sped rage.
 
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Fuzhou said:
To be fair, from what I know of Corey, there's no way in hell he'd be able to spraypaint all that, he's far too fat. I assume he unironically has more a gunt than Ralph has ever had considering the pics I've seen of Zoom.


If Ralph shows it on the next Killstream, Zoom might honestly fly into a sped rage.
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Ralph doesn't have a security camera, he's relying on the mexican neighbor. Hoping the camera's cover Ralph's yard and show plates or faces in the dark is pretty optimistic in my opinion, also assuming the perp was exceptional enough to drive by the house and not cover his face.
 
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Shady Attorney said:
I just realized the person who vandalized Ralph’s car couldn’t even spell ‘Gunt’ correctly at first :story:

Just look at the ‘N’. Whoever it was spelled ‘Gut’ then realized how re.tarded he was then sprayed the ‘t’ as an ‘N’
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I mean, it's a deep southerner that has the time to deface property and harass a strung-out youtuber on the command of a morbidly obese e-pedophile under the persona of a comic book character
the fact he didn't just huff the spraycan is kind of an achievement
 
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It is a pretty fucking low act to spray paint Ralph's car like that, I can't even begin to imagine how pissed off Ralph must be.

I'd be very surprised if Ralph has working video camera's and/or if the resolution is above 320 x 240, so you won't be able to make out shit.
 
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Forin50 said:
I just thought of something, if he was the one who spray painted Ralph's car, and the police actually look into Zoom, they will probably stumble upon the clips where he admitted to watching child porn. Zoom could be going to big boy prison
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He's a feddie who turned snitch to avoid going to big boy prison. I doubt they'd do anything to one of their pet informants.
 
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