Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

So again he makes some "art" for a fanzine with a low bar of entry. Not a professional publication. Not one that anybody has heard of or would pay him some money, but an amateur fanzine. That's the only way Dobson can get his "art" published. Namely, in a fanzine made for and by kids half his age, and with no expectation of payment. And he's proud of this. I can only imagine he thinks this is like some way to reach new fans or something, but like Dobson's entire life, it will all come to naught in the end. Plus, the "art" isn't even any good. There's nothing impressive about it except in how incompetently it was made.

I find it more hilarious since usually people take part in fanzine stuff as a hobby or for fun, sure there will be those who'll try to put a good piece of art into it. But at the end of the day it's done for fun, Dobbo clearly is approaching this shit with not just a serious face, or as "serious" as he can be, but also assumes it'll get him more attention.
 
The “bullseye womp rats” line removes the need for any explanation. The context infers everything you need to know.

At this point maybe Disney will give the damn thing its own movie.

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And when Luke sells his speeder, he explicitly mentions the model number as not "being in demand anymore," IIRC. It wasn't the T-16. He also tells Han when asked "Who's gonna fly it?" that he's "not such a bad pilot" himself. I was there in the fucking theater back in 1977 and even as a kid I understood all of these things. The T-16 was not the Landspeeder, and bragging aside, Luke considered himself at the very least to be a pilot.
 
I find it more hilarious since usually people take part in fanzine stuff as a hobby or for fun, sure there will be those who'll try to put a good piece of art into it. But at the end of the day it's done for fun, Dobbo clearly is approaching this shit with not just a serious face, or as "serious" as he can be, but also assumes it'll get him more attention.

I also think he feels that getting accepted for "publication" in fanzines justifies him continuing to bill himself as a "professional cartoonist". To his mind it's proof that he is in fact a True And Honest Artist.
 
When they bury his shitty drawing in the back, he'll claim they were only "saving the best for last." But no matter where they put it, Dobson's entry will stick out like a sore thumb next to all the drawings that were well made and on model, just as it did with the Lezbidot one. He can't see this is just Deviant Art all over again, only reaching far fewer people.
 
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But no matter where they put it, Dobson's entry will stick out like a sore thumb next to all the drawings that were well made and on model, just as it did with the Lezbidot one.
The way Dobson draws faces or expressions makes his work instantly recognizable. A "professional cartoonist" should have no issue getting people to buy their work. That would require effort tho, something Dobson has consistently shown to lack. Not to mention, his lack of professionalism like reporting the guy for "bullying".
 
And when Luke sells his speeder, he explicitly mentions the model number as not "being in demand anymore," IIRC. It wasn't the T-16. He also tells Han when asked "Who's gonna fly it?" that he's "not such a bad pilot" himself. I was there in the fucking theater back in 1977 and even as a kid I understood all of these things. The T-16 was not the Landspeeder, and bragging aside, Luke considered himself at the very least to be a pilot.
The movie establishes that Luke knows a few things about piloting and he might learn a few things from Han while they are underway. When he gets into an X-Wing, he's decent, but he's not "Fly the Falcon for the first time, still outmaneuver space superiority fighters while going through a maze inside a Star Destroyer-husk" amazing.
He's not "literally first shot ever with the Falcon's turret scores a tripple kill" amazing.

Luke would not have hit the shaft without Ben helping him a little. This was deemed something regular pilots can achieve, though.
Meanwhile, Rey fixes the Falcon in record time, despite not knowing how it works, she flies it expertly, despite never having done that, she then again fixes it in a way that even the owner is surprised by... and that's just the shit she pulls off in the first couple minutes and we haven't even yet gotten into how she's the most potent Force user ever, despite not even knowing the Force existed just a day ago.

So, sure. Luke's a total Mary Sue, after all, he has to train hard (on screen!) for everything he can do and then still struggles to succeed.
Totally the same as Rey just waltzing through 2 movies, never failing at anything on her first attempt.

When they bury his shitty drawing in the back, he'll claim they were only "saving the best for last." But no matter where they put it, Dobson's entry will stick out like a sore thumb next to all the drawings that were well made and on model, just as it did with the Lezbidot one. He can't see this is just Deviant Art all over again, only reaching far fewer people.
Which is kind of hilarious. You'll have a fanzine with art by random teenagers and people in their early 20s, who merely draw for a hobby, all making amazing art with great line-variety, great colors, gorgeous composition... and then you have Dobson. Almost 40 years old. Has been an "artist" since childhood. Was a "professional" for at least 20 years. He even went to an art college specialised in cartoons.
And he draws blocky characters with atrocious anatomy, messed up composition, colors that look jarring and shading that makes everything look like cheap chinese plastic.

It's literally this scene, but unironic and no one is impressed:
 
Okay so two things:

One, you think if they established that Rey would sometimes take the Falcon out while the guy who had it was asleep and sometimes fly it around, like a teenage girl with daddy’s fancy car, while also having attempted to fly it through the Star Destroyer and come out with scratches at the minimum to needing to replace destroyed or missing parts at the maximum, that would make her less of a Sue? It would show us that, like Luke, she wishes to leave the planet and can be rather reckless, but wasn’t confident enough of her pilot skills until Finn shows up, and she makes it because she now had two other passengers to worry about and couldn’t mess up the run again.

Hell maybe each time she hits someone with one shot, they show her face in shock that she did it, showing that she wasn’t an expert at a blaster but she is considerably lucky, also noting that her and Finn meeting up as either the Force guiding them or it was a lucky chance for her to leave home.


And now the 2nd thing is that would Dobson be that dumb to do something for “exposure?” Not like commissions but when it’s a project sort of deal.
 
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Something that hasn't been brought up yet about Star Wars but I wanted to add. OK, the original Star Wars doesn't have the T-16 in it. It was also made by George Lucas on a limited budget. It wasn't expected to take off like the runaway hit it was. Disney is a multi-billion dollar corporation, where millions of writers aspired to work for. Lucas probably couldn't show Luke being a pilot due to issues with models, filming, sets, etc. (you know, the issues that plagued the entire film), so he crammed enough dialogue in about Luke being a pilot to get the point across. Disney has the money to show Rey being a pilot, fixing things, doing anything more than being a scrap seller, but they didn't. They didn't even mention it like Lucas did. They should and they will get called out for not even doing what Lucas DID.
 
The movie establishes that Luke knows a few things about piloting and he might learn a few things from Han while they are underway. When he gets into an X-Wing, he's decent, but he's not "Fly the Falcon for the first time, still outmaneuver space superiority fighters while going through a maze inside a Star Destroyer-husk" amazing.
He's not "literally first shot ever with the Falcon's turret scores a tripple kill" amazing.

Luke would not have hit the shaft without Ben helping him a little. This was deemed something regular pilots can achieve, though.
Meanwhile, Rey fixes the Falcon in record time, despite not knowing how it works, she flies it expertly, despite never having done that, she then again fixes it in a way that even the owner is surprised by... and that's just the shit she pulls off in the first couple minutes and we haven't even yet gotten into how she's the most potent Force user ever, despite not even knowing the Force existed just a day ago.

So, sure. Luke's a total Mary Sue, after all, he has to train hard (on screen!) for everything he can do and then still struggles to succeed.
Totally the same as Rey just waltzing through 2 movies, never failing at anything on her first attempt.

I'd give Rey her ability to repair the Falcon given her life has been collecting and repairing scrap if they'd ever addressed it (Which would have also given her a chance to drop some sick burns on Hans) but call horseshit on piloting.
Hell, if she'd have been some spacetrucker, I could buy her piloting a light freighter with some skill and showing Hans a few things.

Rey is a Mary Sue not because what's she's able to do, its because everytime she does something its perfect, flawless, and better than everyone else the first time she does it. No STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER can ever been seen as failing at anything other than relationships.

Luke's plan to bust out of the Death Star ended with them all reeking of garbage and the fatherly neighborhood war veteran ( the only one of the lot who had more than a vague notion of what the fuck they were doing) dead - and even then it only worked because Vader LET it work so they could tail them back to the hidden Rebel base.
 
Dobson replies to the guy that called his Mario maker (and art) creatively bankrupt like the speshul exceptional snowflake he is:
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Moar Mario Maker shit:
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to watch either one: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTNhYylaib/
(click on the side arrow to get from the first screenshot to the two videos)

asspatter Tangent101 replies on the Luke thread and claims if Luke were replaced with Leia, it would be called a Mary Sue:
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Dobson's replys to his own post about his new super mario maker shit:
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Did you catch that, audience?
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"If I pretend he only implied that I suck ass, then it's not true!"
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Dibdob replies while making excuses:
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Dobson, Dobson, Dobson. We know EXACTLY how vindictive you are. That's what the skintight hawkmoth comic was ALL ABOUT. And if you think making a super duper mega ultra petty-ass comic in response to an honest critique of your artwork, and screaming that you hope Trump dies or someone kills him isn't being a vindictive asshole, you're in a river in Egypt.

I suppose Dobson would say a film critic is being mean for no reason if a film is labelled "uncreative" or "creatively bankrupt"?
Although I gotta say, after watching Mario Maker streamers, Dobson's shit is so uncreative it boggles the mind.
 
it continues and guy sick burns dobs hard:
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Dobson, Dobson, Dobson. We know EXACTLY how vindictive you are. That's what the skintight hawkmoth comic was ALL ABOUT. And if you think making a super duper mega ultra petty-ass comic in response to an honest critique of your artwork, and screaming that you hope Trump dies or someone kills him isn't being a vindictive asshole, you're in a river in Egypt.

I suppose Dobson would say a film critic is being mean for no reason if a film is labelled "uncreative" or "creatively bankrupt"?
Although I gotta say, after watching Mario Maker streamers, Dobson's shit is so uncreative it boggles the mind.
Dobson’s thing about him being kicked off of Twitter three times for expressing his hatred for Donald Trump doesn’t work when there are people who express their hatred for him, white people, straight people, cis people, conservatives, etc. on a daily basis at worse degrees then he did.

Basically his argument falls apart with the evidence of a part of Twitter.

Also kudos to Dr Faust (gay cowboy hat) to do what I’ve wanted to do to Dobson for a while now.
 
And if you think making a super duper mega ultra petty-ass comic in response to an honest critique of your artwork, and screaming that you hope Trump dies or someone kills him isn't being a vindictive asshole, you're in a river in Egypt.
When isn't Dobson in the Nile (denial)? Not to mention, trying to out a trans person for making a response comic. Dobson's got a whole damn list of being a vindictive twat.
 
And when Luke sells his speeder, he explicitly mentions the model number as not "being in demand anymore," IIRC. It wasn't the T-16. He also tells Han when asked "Who's gonna fly it?" that he's "not such a bad pilot" himself. I was there in the fucking theater back in 1977 and even as a kid I understood all of these things. The T-16 was not the Landspeeder, and bragging aside, Luke considered himself at the very least to be a pilot.
Even if you can say none of that counts, there's the scene in Obi-Wan's house where Obi-Wan comments on Luke's piloting skills. You have to be willfully ignorant or extremely dumb to assume that he's talking about Luke driving their version of a car and not actually flying something. At this point I'm going to have to say Dobson is purposely ignoring everything that says Luke knows how to pilot a spaceship, or do anything besides bitch and moan apparently, for the explicit purpose of shitting on Luke to suck up to his senpais.
 
I'd give Rey her ability to repair the Falcon given her life has been collecting and repairing scrap if they'd ever addressed it (Which would have also given her a chance to drop some sick burns on Hans) but call horseshit on piloting.
Hell, if she'd have been some spacetrucker, I could buy her piloting a light freighter with some skill and showing Hans a few things.

Rey is a Mary Sue not because what's she's able to do, its because everytime she does something its perfect, flawless, and better than everyone else the first time she does it. No STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER can ever been seen as failing at anything other than relationships.

Luke's plan to bust out of the Death Star ended with them all reeking of garbage and the fatherly neighborhood war veteran ( the only one of the lot who had more than a vague notion of what the fuck they were doing) dead - and even then it only worked because Vader LET it work so they could tail them back to the hidden Rebel base.
I wholeheartedly agree and I just realized I made a mistake. I thought they had to make the Falcon fly by fixing it before they lift off, but they jump right into the seats and then start. Got something mixed up there...
 
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