Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Kate Farms Shill]

@diaryofamunchiekid is doing an AMA

r/controversialiama - [NSFW] I live with munchausen syndrome, AMA

24 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

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She just made an Instagram post about us too.
The tl;dr is that we’re bullies, we should feel bad because these people will die one day, IF is full of powerleveling munchies, KF has a history of inaccurate reporting, this won’t make anyone change their behavior.

I mean all of our posters are going to die too. Shouldn’t you feel bad for calling us bullies and our posts inaccurate? Plus I don’t know about anyone else but I have no noble cause here. I’m not trying to get people to change their behavior. I’m just mocking what they freely and publicly post on social media because it’s fucking funny.

Edit sorry I can’t upload caps right now my internet is uncooperative

 

[large_farva]

wow, where did you get a pic of IF’s users?!

in line at Mayo every time the DSM adds a new condishun

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Will help you out (well I thought I would.. wtf is up with KF right now @Null? It keeps attaching the images instead of thumbnails.)

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Spoiler: We are evil Kiwis

Spoiler: IF = cuddle box of competition

 

[Xrinxo910]

So @beyond.bendy has nuked her insta, wonder if real life pressure happened, or if she saw the posts about her

Spoiler: Caps

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[Ellesse_warrior]

Will help you out (well I thought I would.. wtf is up with KF right now @Null? It keeps attaching the images instead of thumbnails.)

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Spoiler: Wah wah wah

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Spoiler: We are evil Kiwis

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Spoiler: IF = cuddle box of competition

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"...While I think people should do whatever they want with thier life, said people need to have a careful think about what they're doing and the impacts of it.."

Perhaps she should step off her soap box and reflect on her own words here. This woman is wasting resources that could be used to care for genuinely sick people and save lives. Compare the impact of that in real life to mean Kiwi cyber boolies. At the end of the day she put all of this out into the world of course people are going to react to it good and bad. Putting a noble spin of raising awareness to a cause isn't a shield to people calling bullshit, cyber boollying is a trendy buzzword to draw away attention from the fact that she won't take responsibility for her actions or for what she chooses to put into the world via social media.

So @beyond.bendy has nuked her insta, wonder if real life pressure happened, or if she saw the posts about her

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I wonder if her family found out about this account and that's why she DFE'd.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sarah-Jean disabled comments because too many people were calling her out. Here are some from the last two vids that I grabbed earlier today including a story about her mother needing double transplants which, if true, could have been what sent her spiraling down this hilarious path. she’s looking into assisted living because her evil father expects her to occasionally garden. She can’t work because she’s allergic to fragrances and has SVT and only one doctor has ever suggested this wasn’t real (?) so we don’t know shit. Digs herself in deeper.

Spoiler: enjoy

Thanks to kiwis who alerted me that she was chimping in the comments, my apologies that I was only able to get these few shitty phone caps before she nuked her comments.

She blessed us with a new video where she feigns being shaky and having memory problems for five minutes for some reason.
She does the Jaquie “watch me set up my fluids” trope shot.
She complains about HAYDERS but doesn’t understand why people tear her apart over a single word. there was a comment I didn’t manage to grab where someone asked what kind of cancer she has since she’s change her story about whether she had ovarian pre-cancer or cervical cancer or what several times. That is not a small mistake. That is a big fat obfuscation of the truth that she had abnormal pap results and never had cancer.
Eye problems still, but don’t worry. This time she doesn’t call an ambulance like she normally does.
Very excited because her new supplies come in and she has IV Benny just like her late hero Jaquie. Good thing her allergy problems have conveniently come back so she can use it right away!
Complains because usually they only send her four alcohol swabs and “like you guys realize I’m not the normal case? Four doesn’t do anything for me.” Sarah you are aware you can buy alcohol swabs at any Drug store in the world right? As many as you want? whole big boxes? For just a few dollars? Also eco-warrior vegan for the planet Sarah-Jean doesn’t care about the environment when it comes to putting thousands of pieces of single use plastic into a landfill to LARP as a sick person.
Home health company doesn’t understand her special case and pissed her ORF! They keep bringing up the wrong goddamned doctor! Haven’t they ever had a doctor shopper before?!
Gets her vials of Benny, can’t count. Tells us that she has to have extreme allergies or anaphylaxis before she can take it, or her eye because itchy dry eye is definitely an emergency.
She has 98 refills for up to a year Jesus Christ on a service dog.

I am living for this journey.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Sarah-Jean disabled comments because too many people were calling her out. Here are some from the last two vids that I grabbed earlier today including a story about her mother needing double transplants which, if true, could have been what sent her spiraling down this hilarious path. she’s looking into assisted living because her evil father expects her to occasionally garden. She can’t work because she’s allergic to fragrances and has SVT and only one doctor has ever suggested this wasn’t real (?) so we don’t know shit. Digs herself in deeper.

Spoiler: enjoy

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Thanks to kiwis who alerted me that she was chimping in the comments, my apologies that I was only able to get these few shitty phone caps before she nuked her comments.

She blessed us with a new video where she feigns being shaky and having memory problems for five minutes for some reason.
She does the Jaquie “watch me set up my fluids” trope shot.
She complains about HAYDERS but doesn’t understand why people tear her apart over a single word. there was a comment I didn’t manage to grab where someone asked what kind of cancer she has since she’s change her story about whether she had ovarian pre-cancer or cervical cancer or what several times. That is not a small mistake. That is a big fat obfuscation of the truth that she had abnormal pap results and never had cancer.
Eye problems still, but don’t worry. This time she doesn’t call an ambulance like she normally does.
Very excited because her new supplies come in and she has IV Benny just like her late hero Jaquie. Good thing her allergy problems have conveniently come back so she can use it right away!
Complains because usually they only send her four alcohol swabs and “like you guys realize I’m not the normal case? Four doesn’t do anything for me.” Sarah you are aware you can buy alcohol swabs at any Drug store in the world right? As many as you want? whole big boxes? For just a few dollars? Also eco-warrior vegan for the planet Sarah-Jean doesn’t care about the environment when it comes to putting thousands of pieces of single use plastic into a landfill to LARP as a sick person.
Home health company doesn’t understand her special case and pissed her ORF! They keep bringing up the wrong goddamned doctor! Haven’t they ever had a doctor shopper before?!
Gets her vials of Benny, can’t count. Tells us that she has to have extreme allergies or anaphylaxis before she can take it, or her eye because itchy dry eye is definitely an emergency.
She has 98 refills for up to a year Jesus Christ on a service dog.

I am living for this journey.

Oh man, this is all so freaking amazing. I guess people can’t telecommute, either. That’s definitely not a thing, right?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh man, this is all so freaking amazing. I guess people can’t telecommute, either. That’s definitely not a thing, right?

Can go to Pride, street fairs, vegan food festival, restaurants, vacations, take care of farm animals multiple times per day, constant doctor appointments, shopping, drinking and partying with friends regularly, any kind of publicity event related to disabilities, edit and upload daily vlogs, and advertise, collect donations for, fill, and ship care packages,
Too disabled to garden, get a job (any job).

Seems legit.

 

[melty]

Found this comment on Reddit and thought you all might like it:

 

[Ditch]

Oh my god, she's started crytyping and claiming ptsd, now. Dontpetmeimworking is trash.

 

[large_farva]

Oh my god, she's started crytyping and claiming ptsd, now. Dontpetmeimworking is trash.

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implying she's having a panic attack, so the first thing she does is get her phone out and jump to instagram.
she made sure not to miss a single hashtag.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Oh my god, she's started crytyping and claiming ptsd, now. Dontpetmeimworking is trash.

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You have a special kind of hate for this one, don’t you?

Really, your night is ruined, dontpetme because of one “ptsd attack” I can understand the hatred a bit lol.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

You have a special kind of hate for this one, don’t you? really, your night is ruined DPM, because of one “ptsd attack”?

Service dog fakers enrage me much more than the typical faker. You wanna wheel around in a barbie car with a tube leading from the outside world directly into your heart screeching about muh chronic illnesses? Go for it. Not my sepsis, not my circulatory system. I'll mock you, sure, but in a popcorny "I wonder what she'll do next" kind of way.

You make a doggo upset or hurt because you're too selfish to realize it shouldn't be working? Where's my damn pitchfork?

I hated Jaquie for working Harlow with those awful hips. I hated Jan for working Oakley after Jaquie discarded him for arthritis and/or trauma depending on what day of the week you asked her. I hate Jaye for putting the public in danger with Hero. I hate Sarah-Jean for making Freckles work when she's giving every hint that she shouldn't be working. And I hate this little pissant for making a mockery of people who benefit greatly from real service dogs for their severe psychiatric conditions and brings her untrained puppy to stores to make those peoples' dogs look fake by association.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

How long until one of these munchies decides to go the extra mile and get a fake service pony?

Because those are a thing, too.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Oh my god, she's started crytyping and claiming ptsd, now. Dontpetmeimworking is trash.

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Crescent Moon Shepherds - Posts

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Facebook post from Crescent moon breeders which is where she got Shadow. Bred to not be afraid of fireworks. Most likely if a firecracker was actually set off in the store (Walmart she never buys anything from) the dog was fine and she threw a conniption.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Crescent Moon Shepherds - Posts

archived 30 Jun 2019 17:52:50 UTC

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Facebook post from Crescent moon breeders which is where she got Shadow. Bred to not be afraid of fireworks. Most likely if a firecracker was actually set off in the store (Walmart she never buys anything from) the dog was fine and she threw a conniption.

That's how I read it, that she had a "PTSD" meltdown and the puppy was unaffected. But by doing that she's making a mockery of actual PTSD sufferers who rely on dogs, and on PTSD in general for her stupid fucking caption.

 

[Cheeseman]

How long until one of these munchies decides to go the extra mile and get a fake service pony?

even without any other category attached to them, equestrian chicks are crazy.

That's how I read it, that she had a "PTSD" meltdown

without fail, these girls will ruin anything that could be a problem for people with legitimate needs. i have a soft spot for military, ive known a few vets to hate these upcoming weeks because of stray fireworks, and for some random spoonie to grasp at that without previous indication is an insult. they are walking click bait articles. no substance, all gain.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

even without any other category attached to them, equestrian chicks are crazy.


without fail, these girls will ruin anything that could be a problem for people with legitimate needs. i have a soft spot for military, ive known a few vets to hate these upcoming weeks because of stray fireworks, and for some random spoonie to grasp at that without previous indication is an insult. they are walking click bait articles. no substance, all gain.

In people with PTSD, regardless of cause, loud noises can trigger a fight or flight response and trigger some bad stuff. BUT, that’s the point of having a fucking service dog. DPM, you have a service dog. Loud noises happen. Why did it ruin her ENTIRE night to have that happen? Fight or flight and the response from it typically lasts about 20 minutes. Your dog should be trained to get you to a safe spot and calm down and then move on about your ducking day. If you need a service dog for that shit, clearly it probably has happened regularly enough for you to consider it part of your life and not to make a big deal of it.

How long until one of these munchies decides to go the extra mile and get a fake service pony?

Because those are a thing, too.

I dunno, but I really, REALLY want it to be done up ala pastel shitstain, ribbons and dyed hair, like those poodles from the lady who trains in Florida who was suicide baiting a week or two ago.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Munchie housekeeping for the week:

Nina (kittenbread) has a new article in the Metro about how she scams the government for disability benefits she doesn't need and you're not allowed to be mad about it because that's ablism. (archive)

Fat Kat (formerly katvonwheels/cripplekat, now grlpwrdcrippunk) is still rolling around in a hospital bed whining about her tummy and has officially started TPN again. Her feeding tube keeps clogging. Still really fucking fat and capable of living off her body's stored energy for quite some time.


Fuck, I said I wasn't touching her anymore but then she went public. Dani is still freaking out over getting fat, running her feeds at an excruciatingly slow rate, purging through her g-port, and now started exercising, yet still gunning for TPN. She and Kat should talk. And she's been touched by munchie royalty. This may be one of the saddest posts I've ever seen her make. How empty is your life that "this chronic illness youtuber liked my post!" is newsworthy?



WeGo Health has started up their annual awards for patients who make an impact which allows self-submission. Cue the menagerie clamoring to nominate themselves and then gloat about how their fans are so kind to nominate them. Predicting so much passive-aggression if one of them wins. Amongst the self-submissions are Amanda/Ren, Amy Lee Fisher, ChronicZebra, and my bff Sarah-Jean nominated herself in 2018. (Thanks to redditor u/queenfakey for tipping me off to this shitshow, I saw SJ's nom from last year but didn't realize it was a systemic thing)


Speaking of IF, another draconian mod crackdown is in effect over whether or not Amy Lee Fisher ate a hamburger and the autism is spilling out everywhere as people get banned and others get downvoted for mentioning that people got banned. Somehow I'm still not banned. Check out /IFAftermath if you really need to see, but I'm warning you it's cancer.

If anyone followed happy.guts.recovery, the skelly ana munchie queen who realized way too late that pretending to have gastroparesis, EDS, & co on top of celiac and other extreme food allergies in order to facilitate your eating disorder is not glamorous or fun, today is the 1 year anniversary of her shuffling her mortal coil and her parents are posting photos from before she destroyed her body. Anna Johnson should take note.

Spoiler: what she looked like before she died

yes, that's her leg.

Jonzie leak: Baby Bear is currently in Cleveland Clinic Childrens' in the loving arms of Mama Bear. Nausea, vomiting, can't take zofran because of her heart, kidneys failing. Stop eating detergent, maybe?

Spoiler: Finally, Sarah-Jean is drowning her sorrows.

Those doctors don't know her body like she knows her body. She NEEDED a full hysterectomy even though they didn't believe her! And by extension she's smarter than them so she knows she NEEDS a port, too! And since she can't she'll just self-medicate with alcohol which she shouldn't have to do!


New video

-doesn't know what day of the week it is because without a schedule days do not matter.
-doesn't hate her dad anymore because he's going somewhere she wants to go
-They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
-Chugs a bottle of water and a slushie, still needs IV fluids because can't just drink more fluids?
-Evil father maybe buys her an extremely expensive birdfeeder to paint.
-Forces him to leave early when she threatens to fake fainting into a table of glasswares
-Everyone is HAYDURS!!! She rarely goes to the doctor, doesn't ask for much, doesn't ever want invasive treatments, doesn't do anything over the top, so it makes no goddamned sense to her!
-Mad because people keep telling her to go to psych and those doctors are going to just give her more diagnoses and medications so what's the difference?! (The difference, Sarah-Jean, is because you actually have mental illnesses and every doctor you see refers you to psych but you don't want to hear that you're not really sick so you won't go.)
-No psych doctor will ever figure out her complex problems anyway so what's the point? She's just going to shut down comments and create a hugbox because she's a sweet, caring person like no one else and no one understands her! Had she not been such a wonderful honest person, everyone would love her!
-Doesn't like therapy. Doesn't want to go in therapy. Won't engage in therapy. Therefore therapy doesn't work. Youtube is her therapy, because youtube is all about how she's really as sick as she claims and no one is allowed to tell her she's not within her bubble.
-Claims to have lived in Minnesota for 20 years. This is not true. She's only been here a few years ago.
-Exploiting someone else who has cancer for views and asspats for what a good person she is for sending a care package. This person's kids don't even know about this diagnosis yet, but now I do! What a cunt.
-Clarifies which kind of cancer she never had. It's pre-cervical cancer. The 120+ videos where she claimed it was pre-ovarian were just mistakes.
-EVEN HER FUCKING GLASSES ARE FAKE. Her numerous eye doctors told her she had 20/20 vision and didn't need glasses but they gave her the "lowest numbers" for glasses as a fucking placebo.
-She appreciates her EVIL DAD more than you know! They just have history and their relationship isn't close at all but he's her caretaker so they are very close! She never asks him for money. She just leeches off of him, he pays her bills, he helps her out, and sometimes she makes cards for him in exchange because she's such a good person! And she's looking into a care home because he missed his flight last time he tried to leave because she threw a tantrum over being left alone without an adult sitter! He doesn't understand her at all! But she loves him!
-Her brothers in their 40s still lived with this poor man until recently. Holy fucking shit. I want to buy him a beer and send him on a vacation.

I repeat: what a cunt.

Edit: formatting and added Jonzie leaks.

Edit for clarity: Sarah-Jean lived in Minnesota when she was younger, then bounced around the country for a long while before boomeranging back to her dad's pad a few years ago. So I think what she meant is "it's been 20 years since I first moved here" not "I have continuously lived here for two decades." My bad.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Munchie housekeeping for the week:

Nina (kittenbread) has a new article in the Metro about how she scams the government for disability benefits she doesn't need and you're not allowed to be mad about it because that's ablism. (archive)

Fat Kat (formerly katvonwheels/cripplekat, now grlpwrdcrippunk) is still rolling around in a hospital bed whining about her tummy and has officially started TPN again. Her feeding tube keeps clogging. Still really fucking fat and capable of living off her body's stored energy for quite some time.
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Fuck, I said I wasn't touching her anymore but then she went public. Dani is still freaking out over getting fat, running her feeds at an excruciatingly slow rate, purging through her g-port, and now started exercising, yet still gunning for TPN. She and Kat should talk. And she's been touched by munchie royalty. This may be one of the saddest posts I've ever seen her make. How empty is your life that "this chronic illness youtuber liked my post!" is newsworthy?
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WeGo Health has started up their annual awards for patients who make an impact which allows self-submission. Cue the menagerie clamoring to nominate themselves and then gloat about how their fans are so kind to nominate them. Predicting so much passive-aggression if one of them wins. Amongst the self-submissions are Amanda/Ren, Amy Lee Fisher, ChronicZebra, and my bff Sarah-Jean nominated herself in 2018. (Thanks to redditor u/queenfakey for tipping me off to this shitshow, I saw SJ's nom from last year but didn't realize it was a systemic thing)
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Speaking of IF, another draconian mod crackdown is in effect over whether or not Amy Lee Fisher ate a hamburger and the autism is spilling out everywhere as people get banned and others get downvoted for mentioning that people got banned. Somehow I'm still not banned. Check out /IFAftermath if you really need to see, but I'm warning you it's cancer.

If anyone followed happy.guts.recovery, the skelly ana munchie queen who realized way too late that pretending to have gastroparesis, EDS, & co on top of celiac and other extreme food allergies in order to facilitate your eating disorder is not glamorous or fun, today is the 1 year anniversary of her shuffling her mortal coil and her parents are posting photos from before she destroyed her body. Anna Johnson should take note.
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Spoiler: what she looked like before she died

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yes, that's her leg.

Jonzie leak: Baby Bear is currently in Cleveland Clinic Childrens' in the loving arms of Mama Bear. Nausea, vomiting, can't take zofran because of her heart, kidneys failing. Stop eating detergent, maybe?
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Spoiler: Finally, Sarah-Jean is drowning her sorrows.

Those doctors don't know her body like she knows her body. She NEEDED a full hysterectomy even though they didn't believe her! And by extension she's smarter than them so she knows she NEEDS a port, too! And since she can't she'll just self-medicate with alcohol which she shouldn't have to do!
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New video

-doesn't know what day of the week it is because without a schedule days do not matter.
-doesn't hate her dad anymore because he's going somewhere she wants to go
-They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
-Chugs a bottle of water and a slushie, still needs IV fluids because can't just drink more fluids?
-Evil father maybe buys her an extremely expensive birdfeeder to paint.
-Forces him to leave early when she threatens to fake fainting into a table of glasswares
-Everyone is HAYDURS!!! She rarely goes to the doctor, doesn't ask for much, doesn't ever want invasive treatments, doesn't do anything over the top, so it makes no goddamned sense to her!
-Mad because people keep telling her to go to psych and those doctors are going to just give her more diagnoses and medications so what's the difference?! (The difference, Sarah-Jean, is because you actually have mental illnesses and every doctor you see refers you to psych but you don't want to hear that you're not really sick so you won't go.)
-No psych doctor will ever figure out her complex problems anyway so what's the point? She's just going to shut down comments and create a hugbox because she's a sweet, caring person like no one else and no one understands her! Had she not been such a wonderful honest person, everyone would love her!
-Doesn't like therapy. Doesn't want to go in therapy. Won't engage in therapy. Therefore therapy doesn't work. Youtube is her therapy, because youtube is all about how she's really as sick as she claims and no one is allowed to tell her she's not within her bubble.
-Claims to have lived in Minnesota for 20 years. This is not true. She's only been here a few years ago.
-Exploiting someone else who has cancer for views and asspats for what a good person she is for sending a care package. This person's kids don't even know about this diagnosis yet, but now I do! What a cunt.
-Clarifies which kind of cancer she never had. It's pre-cervical cancer. The 120+ videos where she claimed it was pre-ovarian were just mistakes.
-EVEN HER FUCKING GLASSES ARE FAKE. Her numerous eye doctors told her she had 20/20 vision and didn't need glasses but they gave her the "lowest numbers" for glasses as a fucking placebo.
-She appreciates her EVIL DAD more than you know! They just have history and their relationship isn't close at all but he's her caretaker so they are very close! She never asks him for money. She just leeches off of him, he pays her bills, he helps her out, and sometimes she makes cards for him in exchange because she's such a good person! And she's looking into a care home because he missed his flight last time he tried to leave because she threw a tantrum over being left alone without an adult sitter! He doesn't understand her at all! But she loves him!
-Her brothers in their 40s still lived with this poor man until recently. Holy fucking shit. I want to buy him a beer and send him on a vacation.

I repeat: what a cunt.

Edit: formatting and added Jonzie leaks.

God I love the baby Bear saga. Treatment for addiction and munchies at a children’s hospital when you’re over 21 literally tickles me.

Now, that whole saga about the skeletor dying is sad; her poor family. But then I notice who fucking liked her posts: of course, it’s TINA.

And that is some sweet sweet M.ilk about that bitch not needing glasses. I read an article about how glasses can often be a trigger for munchies. Fun fact: I am not aware of any hypermobile EDS patients without myopia, sometimes significant. Studies before the 2017 diagnosis change to EDS/JHS had it at 50%, but with this new criteria, I haven’t seen any patients without it that meet the 2017 criteria for HEDS. Can’t claim HEDS if you have perfect eyesight, and joint Hypermobile spectrum disorder just doesn’t have the same “rarity” ring to it!