"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 14 28.0%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction (uohh...)

    Votes: 36 72.0%

  • Total voters
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Christ you're touchy today. Can't even take a joke through text lol.
Idk man. It sounded like sarcasm to me. If you disagree, you disagree. But all that, "Oh no, the scary qboomer who can't even properly dox people is coming for me, plz, Pay me, I'm so sad! I agree with Rahm Emanuel who said "Never let a good crisis go to waste!". This is DSP shit. But you've gotta buy my merch!" shit? That seemed pretty sarcastic. I just don't see how you don't see it that way too.
It came across to me that he was embarrassed and tried to make a joke out of it.

That's just my two cents.
 
Totally not mad at all that while he can't make a dime, Jim easily makes a grand every single time he turns on a stream. Null isn't mad on the internet, not one bit. You see it's about ethics!

Yes because everyone who looks at your favorite e-celeb with the same level of suspicion as they look at any other one is just a jealous hater. With that same brush, anyone here can claim you're just a sperging fanboy, seeing as most of your posts in this thread have been troll-shielding for Jim.

Maybe you need to calm down. Some of us actually like the guy but that doesn't give him any immunity from scrutiny.
 
It came across to me that he was embarrassed and tried to make a joke out of it.

That's just my two cents.
Alright. That's fair. If that's how you feel.
Why do you feel that way though? I could actually see that, but with how much people have hounded him for merch, I almost get the feeling he could've said "I set this teespring up, stop fucking asking about hats now please" and people wouldn't have even questioned it.

Honestly I don't even care all that much about this store thing overall, I'm just more interesting in your take on it and why it's so different from my own.
 
Yes because everyone who looks at your favorite e-celeb with the same level of suspicion as they look at any other one is just a jealous hater. With that same brush, anyone here can claim you're just a sperging fanboy, seeing as most of your posts in this thread have been troll-shielding for Jim.

Maybe you need to calm down. Some of us actually like the guy but that doesn't give him any immunity from scrutiny.
Yeah, laughing at folks who faildoxed a guy sure is troll shielding. You got me.

Never claimed anyone is immune. THen again, i don't get mad and take down entire SECTIONS of my website when folks want to have a bit of fun with some moron. You know, like null did when jim tweeted out about tooter..

MUH NO SACRED COWS!!!!!

How many hats did you buy?
I tried to buy some from null, but the site got taken down :(
 
but it's not dishonest when he's doing it.
You are the one who put "Skitzcow" tag on his thread, why would you take his word to any value?
Threating with lawsuits for him is like breathing. Jim obviously planned stuff with hats beforehand, but thinking that he wants that lawsuit is just ignorant.
 
It came across to me that he was embarrassed and tried to make a joke out of it.

That's just my two cents.
Agreed. He's made so many jeers at selling merch in the past, and even had that brief bout with tonkasaw over it, at face value it's a little humiliating to have to make a complete 180
Not that anyone really cares, seems to me Metokur's viewer base is split between obsessed superfans dumping money on him all the time (with cringy superchats in tow) or people who don't really give a fuck, as long as he's not jewing out

Edit: hold on, second thought isn't this actually pretty jewish? I mean even if he's getting sued (which seems unlikely) isn't that a far way off, and probably very avoidable to boot? this seems less like the vic lasagna gofundme thing and more like capitalizing on dumb paypigs
I haven't seen all the streams yet so maybe I missed a detail, but a merch store seems like a very unnecessary step that coincidentally gets a ton of money from the speds in his fanbase begging for it
 
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How many hats did you buy?
I bought a thousand, match me bro....

But in all seriousness, I wouldn't trust Monty guy that he said, he was just trolling and won't sue Jim and Nick, since he has sued other people before. He may have said he sued that morphinos guy for some reason and wont sue Jim and Nick, but with my experience in watching lolcows, is that they are quite vindictive. He might change his mind and actually sue, at least Jim, because I think, he might have some sort of self-awarness or self-preservation and will not sue Nick. There's also the fact that there are already groups that call Monty on his phone endlessly. He might just launch a lolsuit 2.0, its not improbable to have that conclusion.

As for the ethics in paypigging, I will have to criticize him for that, it is underhanded for him to spring merch when he said before that he wont do that. But it is hilariously funny that he used Monty to launch his merch. If you don't find it funny, better get your humor checked, it might be faulty.

But seriously, Teespring??? That's fucking shit. they are overpriced garbage. But I guess it is really hard to launch a merch line yourself without using these middlemen like Teespring
 
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God you Sweetie Squaders need a Community Watch thread. You people get platinum mad any time anyone says anything about your god.

Yeah, laughing at folks who faildoxed a guy sure is troll shielding. You got me.

Are you faggots STILL claiming Jim's dox are fake?

Never claimed anyone is immune. THen again, i don't get mad and take down entire SECTIONS of my website when folks want to have a bit of fun with some moron. You know, like null did when jim tweeted out about tooter..

Y'know I wasn't a big fan of that move initially either, but given how you idiots can't even handle not shitting up a single thread, I wouldn't want you doing the same to an entire forum section either. What would you have done, spammed Tooter posts with your unfunny MundaneMatt memes like you did his stream? It must have been so horrible not being able to do that for a whole 24 hours.
 
The part that's weird about the merchandising is the justification. It seems too pre-mature, a loose justification for something possibly planned for a while. It may be nothing but the way he's suddenly dropped this is suspicious.
Yeah thats something that has me curious, does anyone know what the general time frame would be on that?
 
how is jim able to turn anyone talking about him instantly into a lolcow, all posters in this thread included. he must be some kind of internet troll deity whose only goal is to stir up some fights.
Because everyone is giving their autistic interpretation and unironically going "what did he mean by this" when the leprechaun just wants some shekels, simple as that
 
Ok.... done. That was fucking easy, couple of minutes tops to make a single shirt design. So, you can make a Teespring account and store page in fucking hours, tops. And also, they do sell hats.

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So, contrary to popular belief, Jim can easily do this in a single afternoon, with Jade making the design for the logos.
 
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It just amazes me. No one's accused Jim directly of anything. No one has a problem with him making money.

People just commented that the timing and justification seemed odd, and that's enough to get the usual defense force out in full damage control mode.

Seriously, you guys need to stop getting keyed up any time people raise questions about the guy. Not all of us here are out for his blood.
 
It just amazes me. No one's accused Jim directly of anything. No one has a problem with him making money.

People just commented that the timing and justification seemed odd, and that's enough to get the usual defense force out in full damage control mode.

Seriously, you guys need to stop getting keyed up any time people raise questions about the guy. Not all of us here are out for his blood.
I mean Josh accused him of lying about his reason for putting up the teespring.
 
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