🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Marco Fucko said:
A discord friend just asked: what if Ralph defaced his own car for sympathy?

He's not super familiar with the situation but the minute I posted the pic he said "How easy can you make a false flag look"?
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I really doubt it. Zoom's been seeking IBS blood for a while, unless it's a super gay op to convince ralph to fake it, put it out, then expose Ralph for false flagging he wouldn't do it. And he's too obsessed with his self-image to do that, godsped literally just thought fucking up a guys car would make him look super smart and intimidating.

tbh zoom's no different than sargon. no morality (though pretends he has to justify his gay ops or moralfag), thinks he's some big brain nibba playing everyone else like littlefinger, and has literally zero standards or sense of shame. and it's clear as day to everyone how fucking lame that is
 
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Imnotretardedimjustme said:
So according to your friend the gunt waddled down to walmart, bought spraypaint and sprayed his own car.
Made an anonymous twitter, sent pics to zoom (whom he loathes, constantly makes fun of him).
Then report the incident to the police?
All of this while he has to try his hardest to stay sober?

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Honestly it would probably be the most strategic move in the history of IBS. Everyone hates Zoom so it’s not hard to sell, and some might feel pity for Ralph and as a result people would tune in to his show to see any updates, and if he removes the paint successfully no negatives to him. Imagine if Smolett was intelligent enough to pull off his exceptional plan, only on a fat person vs. fat person internet drama scale. If he did do it Zoom fell right into his hands and looks like a villain.

Show us the tapes Ralph.

(I don’t think Ralph did it, but I thought someone should play Devil’s advocate. I don’t think Ralph is dumb enough to call the police regarding a crime he committed.)
(At least I hope he’s not that dumb.)
 
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BandAid said:
He is suffering from the same symptoms people who do not sleep are prone to, like forgetting what day it is and misunderstanding how much time has passed between important events that stand out in their mind.
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Alcohol acts on GABA. Benzos also act on GABA. When discontinuing either the most common symptom would be sleeplessness, followed by anxiety.

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Medical schools are filled to the brim with exceptional individuals and rejects.
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A wise man once told me 1/2 of the medical doctors that graduate, graduate in the bottom of their class.
 
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Simply Outplayed said:
Nora could have left it there to clean off nailpolish? I've had an ex gf who used it to clean her nails.

Realistically the gunt probably did a google search and wandered down to Walmart.
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Nah, we know he mixes acetone with Maker's Mark

Smarty Pants said:
Pretty sure he isn't allowed to own a gun. Thank god.
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Really wouldn't mind if he shot whoever defaced the car. Would have been better if it was actually pedozoom, tbh.
 
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Podcast is still broken so you can grab the last episode audio like this

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ffmpeg -i https://playback.prd.dlivecdn.com/live/theralphretort/1561772148/360p/playback.m3u8 -vn -acodec copy output-audio2.m4a
 
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Simply Outplayed said:
The false flag thing to generate drama seems like something Warski would do.
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I doubt Ralph would be courageous enough to willingly deface one of the last major possessions he still owns as some kind of false flag keyfabe. This seems more like Zoom got one of his underage discord buddies (I'd assume Negro Joe since he apparently lives in Petersburg, VA which is around 30 minutes south of Richmond) to go do the deed, and then took credit for it so he could look like some kind of internet supervillain.
 
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Lord Akira said:
I doubt Ralph would be courageous enough to willingly deface one of the last major possessions he still owns as some kind of false flag keyfabe. This seems more like Zoom got one of his underage discord buddies (I'd assume Negro Joe since he apparently lives in Petersburg, VA which is around 30 minutes south of Richmond) to go do the deed, and then took credit for it so he could look like some kind of internet supervillain.
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the spray painting is super, super, gay, but while it is defacement, it isn't necessarily hard to clean off. You can find plenty of spray cans that come off with just household cleaner and won't hurt the car at all
Not that I have any reason at all to think ralph did it, and I agree with what you're saying, but the "look at the damage! how could this be an inside job?" is what pretty much every false flagger says
the context of zoom being a humongous faggot that thinks he's the internet boogeyman hunting down IBS streamers more popular than him is far more condemning evidence than the incident itself imo
 
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Lord Akira said:
I doubt Ralph would be courageous enough to willingly deface one of the last major possessions he still owns as some kind of false flag keyfabe. This seems more like Zoom got one of his underage discord buddies (I'd assume Negro Joe since he apparently lives in Petersburg, VA which is around 30 minutes south of Richmond) to go do the deed, and then took credit for it so he could look like some kind of internet supervillain.
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He really just looked like a fucking retard who takes online shit way too seriously.

Smarty Pants said:
I wouldn't either, but it's better to not shoot people. Love is the answer.
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My definition of humans does not include paedophiles, so yeah. Not covered by the NAP(tm).

Ledgitouchie said:
It would beat Warski and Alex.
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Yep, he would have far more gunts guts and really reason in doing so.
Ehhh and why would anyone rape pandas... they look cute and lazy but they are viscous when provoked. :panda:
 
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I love how when the car thing first came up. A certain set of people where like "wow based haha awesome" but now a few days later when the consensus is that spray painting someones car for internet beef is a fucking psycho thing to do, its suddenly false flag made by the gunt. How more transparent can you be without literally becoming a ghost?
 
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Apparently Flamenco got all tsundere for the anarco-syndicalist pansexual. Vaush posted this on his Twitter
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Flamenco said:
What can I say, I can get some juicy tidbits from these people, especally when they don't delete their messages. Case in point. https://twitter.com/AntonioChavezSN/status/1145416498426654720
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"I was just pretending to be retar-ded" Piker is a stupid dipshit, fam. Everyone knows that. You're just salty that Vaush made you his bitch on the debate because you and Ethan were pretty badly prepared. And that not mentioning Rand behaving like a fucking mental patient. Why you just don't get over with it?
 
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Flamenco said:
What can I say, I can get some juicy tidbits from these people, especally when they don't delete their messages. Case in point. https://twitter.com/AntonioChavezSN/status/1145416498426654720
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You acting surprised about Piker? Are you wasting time stating the obvious?

Everyone knows that Hasan is a crying little bundle of fags. Even Destiny’s fans think he’s an annoying little dipshit.

You’re acting dumber than Destiny’s fans. That says a lot but I think your ass-kissing to someone who thinks you’re a little bitch says enough about your IQ and your own sense of self-worth
 
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