"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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Dude can sell merch how much he wants, more power to him.

He does however look like a massive bipolar faggot laughing at merch sellers & telling people to make their own at one hand, and then shoveling the same Teespring shit as DSP [I assume DSP sells his shit through Teespring, fuck if I'm checking that though].
 
Oh?
Was there more than just the tweet about Tommy Tooter from that time Jim's fans jumped onto that stream?
Yeah, I've seen Null take small pot shots at Jim and stuff from different places here and there, his mad at the internet show, tweets and some comments here on the farms. I think the Tommy incident was the most pronounced though because Null had recently talked about Tommy on his podcast then soon after Jim talked about him too, and Null was quite pissed at that.


This will be a fun internet slapfight if this continues though, which autistic fanbase will win out?
 
I think Jim just realizes the walls are closing in and there's only so long his business model can be sustained. This is just one last cash-grab before everything falls apart.

It's weird seeing things turn out this way though. He seemed like one of the few people (maybe the only person) in the IBS world that could pop in, have fun laughing at people, then walk away without getting poisoned.
 
I think Jim just realizes the walls are closing in and there's only so long his business model can be sustained. This is just one last cash-grab before everything falls apart.
I dont think jim will go away, he will just lose alot of money and reach in the near future.
But he will survive, even if he has to use some of those uploadsites normaly used for illegal streaming and crypto donations.
Dicks patreon alternative will not survive long if regulation doesnt change. but in the end, alt tech will win. big tech is losing its edge, they hire to many nignogs and whamen for diversity points, there will be no talent left at some point.
 
And the timing and justification, you want to pose as your only concern now.. That just sounds like some back pedal from me.

Backpedal from what? The timing and justification is what I stated was weird about all this from the beginning. That unless the guy was joking and I was just being too autistic to pick it up, him claiming his merch line was for the purpose of funding a legal defense seemed too convenient. But hey, take it however you will.
 
Made this just to post for once instead of lurk. I think null is just mad bc Jim is making dope amounts of money while still insulting his fanbase. Null can't even come close to what Jim is doing money wise without looking like an even bigger sell out so he's lashing out at Jimbo. Reminds me of what Jim said in his "wings of reeedemption" video about the proximity of success. The 2 of them were friendly and held each other in high(ish) regard for sharing a similar hobby, laughing at spergs on the internet. Jim found a way to monetize it, now Josh is mad bc he can't do the same/hasn't been able to replicate Jim's methods. Jim is about to swim in cash and call everyone who bought a hat or t-shirt a moron and sales will continue to go up. He just set up the easiest merch store possible and put minimal effort into it for the sake of memes and picking up what's being thrown at him. If rabid teens were begging you every live stream for merch and tossing $10 superchats around you'd open a shitty web store too. Got nothin to do with morals or soapboxes, if a fool runs up to you offering to buy the shit from your toilet, you take his money and open the door and laugh at him. It's just good business sense. He didn't open the tspring so he could milk his audience of their money, they were already giving it to him so this is just the next step. Make even more money while the iron is hot. If I were in Jim's shoes I'd do the same. And no one is forcing you to buy a damn thing to watch him so it's all voluntarily given. Where's the problem?
 
This comment might bump elbows a bit with some people, but I don't think it's wholly fair to call Jim a hypocrite (not saying he's above criticism though) for saying merch is stupid five years ago and is now selling merch when in the time between those two points is that his channel got demonetized, and he's been dox(xxxx)ed.
You do realize that he's been shitting on it to this day, Stop sucking his cock. He wants to make more money, let him. But don't defend his actions if he's clearly being a hypocrite.
 
Tons of people have always told Jim that he has a lot potential that he never takes advantage of it. While becoming a Sargon-tier politician takes some exceptional thinking, it's rather obvious he could be making even more money.

I can only imagine that the topic of money at least ocassionally comes up with his forever-lady Jade. Maybe they aren't fretting about monthly rent but what about medical bills or the college education of their children? In these situations, if Jim is referencing old-school internet ethics as to why he isn't selling some hats, Jade is probably calling him out for being retarded. This could also account for the weird roll-out.
 
I wouldn't say this is out of character for him, whether he's actually mad or trying to pull some kayfabe cashgrab shit. He's never really been above things like this even if he mostly tries to act detached from the spergs he laughs at. To even be part of that world one has to be at least part autist—an assburger-eater, if you will—in the first place. Live by the tard cum, die by the tard cum, always exceptionally but no exceptions.
 
Jim is starting to remind me of my granddad.

Jim 2014: monetizing the internet is gay! Content should be made with the sole motvaiton of having fun! I will never monetize!
Jim 2017: Well im a whore, but i will never sell shirts and have a brand. Its all about shitposting and having fun! Aslong as you don´t sell out potenial movements for cash!
Jim 2018: #sweetiesquad
Jim 2019: BUY MY FUCKING SHIRTS.

I have never donated to an e-celeb, but i might get an metokur hat to remind me of a bygone age.

Buy my mixtape.
 
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I don't think Jim has considered the fact that now that he's selling his hat as an item, the likelihood of people cosplaying him has increased by a ridiculously inordinate amount. It won't be much longer until people are wearing beige zentai suits, his hat, and a red shirt at conventions. Metokur sightings will increase by tenfold and there's nothing he can do about it except perhaps cause even more stress for Haberman, lol.
 
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