Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Shaka Brah]

Ah yes, the day Droolio chimped hard because he was jealous of a dog. You know you lost your fucking mind when you get jealous of animals.

Well dogs are a lot cuter than him. Even ones with fangs.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

Taylor Swift just had a titty attack about some guy buying her master records on instagram or something. Incoming Russ tweets?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Taylor Swift just had a titty attack about some guy buying her master records on instagram or something. Incoming Russ tweets?

What in God’s name is a titty attack

 

[cogsworth]

Taylor Swift just had a titty attack about some guy buying her master records on instagram or something. Incoming Russ tweets?

Kanye West's ex manager bought the company that controls her master tapes, which they refused to give or sell back to her over the years and only had the right to keep because they tricked her into signing bullshit agreements when she was 15. Then they gave complete control of them to Scooter Braun, who was behind a ton of dirty industry moves and just general dickishness to Taylor because, well, Hollywood is like that.

So yes Russ will likely be gloating smugly over anything that makes her upset.

 

[CupONavy]

How do you choke on a bottlecap as an adult?

Apparently he has to eat like a god damned baby bird due to his dishabilty. (Shudder)

I’m sure that made the Olive Garden sex prelude exxtra sexxy.

 

[cogsworth]

Apparently he has to eat like a god damned baby bird due to his dishabilty. (Shudder)

I’m sure that made the Olive Garden sex prelude exxtra sexxy.

That is horrifying but did nothing to answer my question because in order to choke on a bottlecap, it has to be in your mouth, right?
So why did he, a full grown adult, have a bottlecap in his mouth, and suck it down his throat?

And further, how is that the stores problem?

 

[CausticMinory]

That is horrifying but did nothing to answer my question because in order to choke on a bottlecap, it has to be in your mouth, right?
So why did he, a full grown adult, have a bottlecap in his mouth, and suck it down his throat?

And further, how is that the stores problem?

I'm going to assume he poured the dressing on whatever food he was eating, but the plastic funnel came off when gimpy forced it.
Thus it fell into his food and numbnuts didn't notice it until he baby birdied the food down.

TLDR: Russel can't do condiments right, and the market had to pay the price.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Apparently it was the "pour spout" of a salad dressing bottle which is large and actually takes some effort to get off, and he'd managed to almost choke on it not once but twice.

Found a pic with it highlighted:

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Wasn't that complaint a ruse to try and cover up the fact that he had knocked over an entire shelf of merchandise and didn't want to clean it up?

That's what the former supervisor suspected; the whole thing sounded like a case of Russ telling such a ridiculous story (as usual) that everyone realized it was bullshit and came to their own conclusions so it's tough to know what actually happened (they didn't have security footage showing that he actually knocked down a display or anything like that).

 

[Viridian]

I'm going to assume he poured the dressing on whatever food he was eating, but the plastic funnel came off when gimpy forced it.
Thus it fell into his food and numbnuts didn't notice it until he baby birdied the food down.

TLDR: Russel can't do condiments right, and the market had to pay the price.

Either that or he was just squeezing the dressing directly into his mouth and the plastic bit came off in the process.

That's what the former supervisor suspected; the whole thing sounded like a case of Russ telling such a ridiculous story (as usual) that everyone realized it was bullshit and came to their own conclusions so it's tough to know what actually happened (they didn't have security footage showing that he actually knocked down a display or anything like that).

My personal theory about that story is that Russhole knocked all the merchandise on the floor on purpose. Why? Because from what the former supervisor said, Russhole had come whining to him at least twice before that day trying to get sympathy about unseen, unnamed, unidentified people allegedly making fun of him, and all he was told was to go back to work (because the alleged harassers were nowhere to be found every time the supervisor went to look). So he narc raged out and knocked everything down so he could point to it as "evidence" that he was being harassed. Which was dumb, of course, because he just created more work for himself, but that's Russhole for you.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Apparently it was the "pour spout" of a salad dressing bottle which is large and actually takes some effort to get off, and he'd managed to almost choke on it not once but twice.

@TheGreatCitracett is right. When I've had to rinse out used salad dressing bottles with this type of top, it takes a concerted, active effort to remove it. So Russ would have to have been trying to remove it for whtever reason for it to come off. In short, these don't tend to easily fall off unless there was some sort of glaring manufacturing defect.

I can't recall if Russ has any low vision issues in addition to his Mobius Syndrome, but I'm surprised that he didn't see the top fall into his food to remove it before getting a mouthful of it. Anyone that saw it fall off would want to find it and make sure it was someplace where it couldn't cause trouble. Then again, Russ is easily distracted by Taylor Swift, hookers, lawsuits, and all kinds of stuff. As a result, it's possible that his preoccupied mind didn't register that he lost the top and needed to find it -- until he found it the hard way when he tried to eat it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I can't recall if Russ has any low vision issues in addition to his Mobius Syndrome, but I'm surprised that he didn't see the top fall into his food to remove it before getting a mouthful of it. Anyone that saw it fall off would want to find it and make sure it was someplace where it couldn't cause trouble. Then again, Russ is easily distracted by Taylor Swift, hookers, lawsuits, and all kinds of stuff. As a result, it's possible that his preoccupied mind didn't register that he lost the top and needed to find it -- until he found it the hard way when he tried to eat it.

Imagine eating a salad, spearing some lettuce and tomato with your fork and not realizing there is a plastic bottlecap on there. Do you think he just uses a big spoon and shovels food in there, no matter if it's cereal or salad? I think it's best not to think much about Russ's eating habits.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Apparently it was the "pour spout" of a salad dressing bottle which is large and actually takes some effort to get off, and he'd managed to almost choke on it not once but twice.

Found a pic with it highlighted:
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@TheGreatCitracett is right. When I've had to rinse out used salad dressing bottles with this type of top, it takes a concerted, active effort to remove it. So Russ would have to have been trying to remove it for whtever reason for it to come off. In short, these don't tend to easily fall off unless there was some sort of glaring manufacturing defect.

I can't recall if Russ has any low vision issues in addition to his Mobius Syndrome, but I'm surprised that he didn't see the top fall into his food to remove it before getting a mouthful of it. Anyone that saw it fall off would want to find it and make sure it was someplace where it couldn't cause trouble. Then again, Russ is easily distracted by Taylor Swift, hookers, lawsuits, and all kinds of stuff. As a result, it's possible that his preoccupied mind didn't register that he lost the top and needed to find it -- until he found it the hard way when he tried to eat it.

I've actually had it happen a few times where that part has popped out when I just tipped the dressing bottle normally, so as much as it physically pains me, I'm actually going to have to slightly defend Russhole here. However not noticing that that it's come off is retarded regardless because it's pretty much impossible to miss.

 

[Mike Hunt]

He's back accusing this local store of bigotry again:
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If he's that much of a regular and they keep an eye on him, he must have a history of causing problems.

And it's also the place he complained about until he got $20 because he almost choked on a bottlecap. So maybe he's a troublemaker.

It could be that there's a worker assigned to watch where he goes so they know which aisles to clean up for drool drippings. Someone else slipping on Russhole's drool could be cause for lawsuits against the store.

 

[CupONavy]

It could be that there's a worker assigned to watch where he goes so they know which aisles to clean up for drool drippings. Someone else slipping on Russhole's drool could be cause for lawsuits against the store.

I think the explanation is simpler. Russ is a massive narcissist. This is why he thinks he’s getting stared at and followed whenever he goes to the supermarket - the fantasy of anyone even giving a shit about him enhances his victimhood narrative and the idea that he matters at all to anyone.

We’ve all been in plenty of stores with disabled people present, and nobody cares. However “nobody cares” is probably the most insulting thing you could say to a “hawt stud” with the self-importance to think Taylor Swift actually released a song on a particular date to fuck with him.

 

[cogsworth]

Apparently it was the "pour spout" of a salad dressing bottle which is large and actually takes some effort to get off, and he'd managed to almost choke on it not once but twice.

Found a pic with it highlighted:
View attachment 822899

Either that or he was just squeezing the dressing directly into his mouth and the plastic bit came off in the process.

I've actually had it happen a few times where that part has popped out when I just tipped the dressing bottle normally, so as much as it physically pains me, I'm actually going to have to slightly defend Russhole here. However not noticing that that it's come off is pretty exceptional regardless because it's pretty much impossible to miss.

I thought for a long time on how to respond to this information, but I just don't know how. I spent 15 minutes sitting here, typing out responses and erasing them and trying to absorb this fact into my knowledge of how humans behave.

I have worked with special ed kids one on one a lot in my time and not a one of them, even the blind ones, would have completely failed to noticed a bottle cap (especially of that size!) in their food until it was in their throats unless they were the kind who would need permanent care after they graduated and should never have been in school in the first place. And then, even those wouldn't have gone through that same issue twice in the span of 20 or so minutes unless they were actively attempting to eat the cap for their own amusement!

The idea of Russ eating a salad covered with a thick layer of dressing is making me sick, and so is the idea that a man this obviously mentally deficient was allowed to live on his own without a handler, a situation that has made him a danger to himself and others.

Send help, I'm drowning in the realization that some people out there are exactly as helpless and in need of constant supervision and handling as the extreme cases of mental retardation while having no actual medical conditions to justify it.

 

[Captain Hair]

Kanye West's ex manager bought the company that controls her master tapes, which they refused to give or sell back to her over the years and only had the right to keep because they tricked her into signing bullshit agreements when she was 15. Then they gave complete control of them to Scooter Braun, who was behind a ton of dirty industry moves and just general dickishness to Taylor because, well, Hollywood is like that.

So yes Russ will likely be gloating smugly over anything that makes her upset.

Let us not forget Russell contacted Scooter Braun when he was going after Ariana Grande.

 

[Bridgeburner]

"Ariana not being thankful for the effort I put in with the flowers"

What a bitch!

 

[Miss Misery]

She didn't compliment me my suit!!

 

[Dead Hams]

Well dogs are a lot cuter than him. Even ones with fangs.

It's not even dogs. Pets in general will always gain more sympathy and appreciation than a deformed person.

Take Lil Bub for example: She's a cat with osteoporosis, so her bones break incredibly easily, she's hydrocephalic, so her eyes bug out, she's had cancer and had her lower jaw removed and her tongue just kind of hangs there, she's got a benign lump on the side of her head, and her purring is some of the weirdest stuff you'll hear from a cat. Bub has also been a good advocate for animal CDB use to ease pain, experimental osteoporosis treatments, and in general not giving up and "kicking your disability's ass". Her unique appearance and desire to still be as good a cat as she can be as made her a social media icon, and she's adorable.

On the other hand, if you take Mr. Glass from Unbreakable, inflate his head, remove his lower jaw, and add a massive lump to his cheek, he's not going to get many dates. And people would stare. And some people would be scared. And others would get over it. Eventually people would realize "Oh, he's a chill dude. Oh, he dropped his spoon, let me get that for him" or say hello on the street and be cordial. Hell, I met one guy who used his physical deformity as a joke. I met him, I went in for a handshake before I realized he had this messed up tentacle of a hand. I maintained eye-contact and we had a silent, smiling conversation that basically with him saying "I fucking got you... feel the wiggly goodness! Feel it!"

And last I checked, Moebius Syndrome doesn't prevent him from showering. It doesn't prevent him from eating healthy, though he might have to eat differently. It doesn't stop him from actually going to the gym and asking a trainer what he should do to improve his physique. It doesn't stop him from learning complex office software that might land him a nice job at a desk. And it certainly doesn't make you jealous of helpless animals.

Russell is exactly the result that brings warning to using the term "special" rather than "different". While using the term "special", if it was used with him, which I'm certain it was, it apparently bestowed in him a sense of entitlement. Maybe the way Mormons address disabled people aided this. Somewhere along the way Russell got it in his head that he is an ideal form of man, rather than a different one.

I forgot what I was talking about.