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Harambe said:
I've been a lazy fat boy for the past year and have not been following Chris since the idea guy saga. Could anyone give me a quick rundown of everything since then?

Edit: Or vidya
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CWCki's list of Sagas post Idea Guys
- Dimensional Merge (Ongoing as of this post)
- Teen Troon Squad
- Soft Exile (a.k.a TF2 Analysis Bronies blocks Chris on Twitter)

TL-DR - Chris is becoming more unhinged as Barb inches towards death and the Chandler's debts pile up.
I'd recommend reading through the Dimensional Merge article, as it's become the bedrock of Chris' sagas as of late.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
What happened to Sarah and Steve? Did they just give up?
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Yeah, pretty much. Chris was ignoring their messages for days at a time while talking to other people and sperging on Twitter, so it sounds like they got fed up with him and quit. I still have no idea what the hell they were trying to accomplish, but it was kind of funny to watch them waste their money and generally make themselves look like total fucking morons.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Yeah, pretty much. Chris was ignoring their messages for days at a time while talking to other people and sperging on Twitter, so it sounds like they got fed up with him and quit. I still have no idea what the hell they were trying to accomplish, but it was kind of funny to watch them waste their money and generally make themselves look like total fucking morons.
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unless you want to talk about cpu goddess dimesinal shit the most you will get is an "mm' yeah"
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Yeah, pretty much. Chris was ignoring their messages for days at a time while talking to other people and sperging on Twitter, so it sounds like they got fed up with him and quit. I still have no idea what the hell they were trying to accomplish, but it was kind of funny to watch them waste their money and generally make themselves look like total fucking morons.
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Maybe they had something cooked up but it looks like the trolls got trolled instead hah
 
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Since Chris skipped out on TMG which was last weekend, he didn't get to attemp his reconciliation with the internet nerd media professional, T-Shirt brand and AVGN Pimp. Justin Silverman himself. The man who kicked Chris out would go on to star in footage alongside former child actor Macaulay Culkin.

Chris had no clue what he was getting himself into by going to TMG. He could have made important rapports with professionals in the YouTube community who would have been glad to assist in getting his comics (not necessarily Sonichu or MLP type work) published on a broader scale. Or they could have taught him more how to sit on his ass playing games autistically narrating while playing his games, while earning tens of thousands per month so he can be happy and take care of Barb.

But no. Chris didn't take the path right and chose to be "loving" and to be a R€tard to the voices of Bowser and Robotbik.

Mag fest was a success for him through and through, he dresses relatively normally and simply basked in his fame. Why did he suddenly become so inappropriate at a fucking Video Game convention at the heart of America where hundreds of media people frolic?

He could have spent tugboat on a CIB Earthbound, a Panic Restaurant or Little Samson, or even a freshly sealed Commodore 64 which he has such a big fetish for now. Instead he gave us media clips, kids interviews of how he's "leaning on the floor" and the "Survivor" of Chris bragging about his new title.

The worst part about this and my point? Bronycon still happened and it was so not extreme at all.

So this last convention better fucking be.
 
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Why does Chris want to go back to his childhood rather than his high school life? In his eyes, he saw his childhood as a “traumatic experience” since he was restrained by his teachers and was mute for awhile.
While as his highschool life was amazing to him.
 
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CraBman said:
Why does Chris want to go back to his childhood rather than his high school life? In his eyes, he saw his childhood as a “traumatic experience” since he was restrained by his teachers and was mute for awhile.
While as his highschool life was amazing to him.
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I don’t think he’s reverting to childhood as much as reverting to a more childlike state.
 
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This has been on my mind for the past few weeks, but what if someone Gave Chris a Car (Nothing too expensive and definitely something not brand new), Just something cheap to give him.

While I was thinking about that, I Also thought of many ways how it can turn out in which I will explain in full:

-Way #1
W̶e̶e̶n̶s will collectively raise money to give him a car, then do something to it that allows them to either take the car back repo style (I.E 2nd Set of Keys), or track what he does... a ton of effort for something very pointless at this point.
Possibility = Very Unlikely
Reasoning for Possibility: It takes a ton of money and a ton of effort to pull off something that is ultimately very pointless, and it sounds like it came straight out of a spy flick.

-Way #2
Chris Denies it, Most likely asking for Cash instead.
Possibility: Very Likely
Reasoning: Because Chris has denied help in the past, some have sent some items to him (Including Medicine for one of his Deceased Cats), It's very likely it will happen

-Way #3
Chris Denies it, Mans Up and gets a Job to buy something off a greasy salesman style lot (Or CarMax)
Possibility: Extremely Unlikely
Reasoning: Chris is too Lazy to get a job, he hasn't had a Job since Wendy's before 9/11 and the way this is playing out, he most likely will not get a job.

Something Silly I thought up, but it's more of a "What if" thing.
 
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FixinShibe said:
This has been on my mind for the past few weeks, but what if someone Gave Chris a Car (Nothing too expensive and definitely something not brand new), Just something cheap to give him.

While I was thinking about that, I Also thought of many ways how it can turn out in which I will explain in full:

-Way #1
W̶e̶e̶n̶s will collectively raise money to give him a car, then do something to it that allows them to either take the car back repo style (I.E 2nd Set of Keys), or track what he does... a ton of effort for something very pointless at this point.
Possibility = Very Unlikely
Reasoning for Possibility: It takes a ton of money and a ton of effort to pull off something that is ultimately very pointless, and it sounds like it came straight out of a spy flick.

-Way #2
Chris Denies it, Most likely asking for Cash instead.
Possibility: Very Likely
Reasoning: Because Chris has denied help in the past, some have sent some items to him (Including Medicine for one of his Deceased Cats), It's very likely it will happen

-Way #3
Chris Denies it, Mans Up and gets a Job to buy something off a greasy salesman style lot (Or CarMax)
Possibility: Extremely Unlikely
Reasoning: Chris is too Lazy to get a job, he hasn't had a Job since Wendy's before 9/11 and the way this is playing out, he most likely will not get a job.

Something Silly I thought up, but it's more of a "What if" thing.
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But doesn't Chris already have a car?
 
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