Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[CalaliniBullshit]

Absolutely appreciate the Jonzie leaks! I remember her and the Mama bear saga a few years back on lol cow, fucking crazy that she’s gone from “poor little brave cancer child” to heroin overdose and now seems back to the poor widdle sick kid act.
It’s been said already but I’d love some insight into those Child Life workers who had to do colouring/give teddy bears to a grown woman in a children’s hospital...possibly their most bizarre day at work!
Please keep leaks coming if you can

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

I forgot all about happy.guts.recovery

Its so sad to see literal skin-and-bones limbs with captions about how swollen she thinks they look.

I must be out of the Jonzie loop... What was at the bottom of that post about two felonies?

 

[Ditch]

You have a special kind of hate for this one, don’t you? really, your night is ruined DPM, because of one “ptsd attack”?

There's a specific little pocket of hate in my heart for this bitch, honestly. She's a fucking mess.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I forgot all about happy.guts.recovery

Its so sad to see literal skin-and-bones limbs with captions about how swollen she thinks they look.

I must be out of the Jonzie loop... What was at the bottom of that post about two felonies?

Ahh I'm stupid. that was the wrong image and I didn't realize it until just now. She got arrested in November after ODing on heroin, for possession of controlled substance and possession of criminal tools (a pocket gram scale). Pled guilty to both in May.

This is the image I meant to attach there.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Ahh I'm stupid. that was the wrong image and I didn't realize it until just now. She got arrested in November after ODing on heroin, for possession of controlled substance and possession of criminal tools (a pocket gram scale). Pled guilty to both in May.

This is the image I meant to attach there.
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God I want to know what numbers. This isn’t a freaking medical drama. Come on now. Am I the only one who thinks she makes herself sick when she’s out of dope to get benzos to make her more comfortable?

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

Munchie housekeeping for the week:

Nina (kittenbread) has a new article in the Metro about how she scams the government for disability benefits she doesn't need and you're not allowed to be mad about it because that's ablism. (archive)

Fat Kat (formerly katvonwheels/cripplekat, now grlpwrdcrippunk) is still rolling around in a hospital bed whining about her tummy and has officially started TPN again. Her feeding tube keeps clogging. Still really fucking fat and capable of living off her body's stored energy for quite some time.
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Fuck, I said I wasn't touching her anymore but then she went public. Dani is still freaking out over getting fat, running her feeds at an excruciatingly slow rate, purging through her g-port, and now started exercising, yet still gunning for TPN. She and Kat should talk. And she's been touched by munchie royalty. This may be one of the saddest posts I've ever seen her make. How empty is your life that "this chronic illness youtuber liked my post!" is newsworthy?
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WeGo Health has started up their annual awards for patients who make an impact which allows self-submission. Cue the menagerie clamoring to nominate themselves and then gloat about how their fans are so kind to nominate them. Predicting so much passive-aggression if one of them wins. Amongst the self-submissions are Amanda/Ren, Amy Lee Fisher, ChronicZebra, and my bff Sarah-Jean nominated herself in 2018. (Thanks to redditor u/queenfakey for tipping me off to this shitshow, I saw SJ's nom from last year but didn't realize it was a systemic thing)
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Speaking of IF, another draconian mod crackdown is in effect over whether or not Amy Lee Fisher ate a hamburger and the autism is spilling out everywhere as people get banned and others get downvoted for mentioning that people got banned. Somehow I'm still not banned. Check out /IFAftermath if you really need to see, but I'm warning you it's cancer.

If anyone followed happy.guts.recovery, the skelly ana munchie queen who realized way too late that pretending to have gastroparesis, EDS, & co on top of celiac and other extreme food allergies in order to facilitate your eating disorder is not glamorous or fun, today is the 1 year anniversary of her shuffling her mortal coil and her parents are posting photos from before she destroyed her body. Anna Johnson should take note.
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Spoiler: what she looked like before she died

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yes, that's her leg.

Jonzie leak: Baby Bear is currently in Cleveland Clinic Childrens' in the loving arms of Mama Bear. Nausea, vomiting, can't take zofran because of her heart, kidneys failing. Stop eating detergent, maybe?
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Spoiler: Finally, Sarah-Jean is drowning her sorrows.

Those doctors don't know her body like she knows her body. She NEEDED a full hysterectomy even though they didn't believe her! And by extension she's smarter than them so she knows she NEEDS a port, too! And since she can't she'll just self-medicate with alcohol which she shouldn't have to do!
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New video

-doesn't know what day of the week it is because without a schedule days do not matter.
-doesn't hate her dad anymore because he's going somewhere she wants to go
-They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
-Chugs a bottle of water and a slushie, still needs IV fluids because can't just drink more fluids?
-Evil father maybe buys her an extremely expensive birdfeeder to paint.
-Forces him to leave early when she threatens to fake fainting into a table of glasswares
-Everyone is HAYDURS!!! She rarely goes to the doctor, doesn't ask for much, doesn't ever want invasive treatments, doesn't do anything over the top, so it makes no goddamned sense to her!
-Mad because people keep telling her to go to psych and those doctors are going to just give her more diagnoses and medications so what's the difference?! (The difference, Sarah-Jean, is because you actually have mental illnesses and every doctor you see refers you to psych but you don't want to hear that you're not really sick so you won't go.)
-No psych doctor will ever figure out her complex problems anyway so what's the point? She's just going to shut down comments and create a hugbox because she's a sweet, caring person like no one else and no one understands her! Had she not been such a wonderful honest person, everyone would love her!
-Doesn't like therapy. Doesn't want to go in therapy. Won't engage in therapy. Therefore therapy doesn't work. Youtube is her therapy, because youtube is all about how she's really as sick as she claims and no one is allowed to tell her she's not within her bubble.
-Claims to have lived in Minnesota for 20 years. This is not true. She's only been here a few years ago.
-Exploiting someone else who has cancer for views and asspats for what a good person she is for sending a care package. This person's kids don't even know about this diagnosis yet, but now I do! What a cunt.
-Clarifies which kind of cancer she never had. It's pre-cervical cancer. The 120+ videos where she claimed it was pre-ovarian were just mistakes.
-EVEN HER FUCKING GLASSES ARE FAKE. Her numerous eye doctors told her she had 20/20 vision and didn't need glasses but they gave her the "lowest numbers" for glasses as a fucking placebo.
-She appreciates her EVIL DAD more than you know! They just have history and their relationship isn't close at all but he's her caretaker so they are very close! She never asks him for money. She just leeches off of him, he pays her bills, he helps her out, and sometimes she makes cards for him in exchange because she's such a good person! And she's looking into a care home because he missed his flight last time he tried to leave because she threw a tantrum over being left alone without an adult sitter! He doesn't understand her at all! But she loves him!
-Her brothers in their 40s still lived with this poor man until recently. Holy fucking shit. I want to buy him a beer and send him on a vacation.

I repeat: what a cunt.

Edit: formatting and added Jonzie leaks.

Edit for clarity: Sarah-Jean lived in Minnesota when she was younger, then bounced around the country for a long while before boomeranging back to her dad's pad a few years ago. So I think what she meant is "it's been 20 years since I first moved here" not "I have continuously lived here for two decades." My bad.

I'm really not understanding the drama over at IF. I tried to figure it out but it's such a clusterfuck and all over the place I can't follow shit. What a dumpster fire.

 

[Toohottotrot]

How long until one of these munchies decides to go the extra mile and get a fake service pony?

Because those are a thing, too.

even without any other category attached to them, equestrian chicks are crazy..

Agreed should be 1 of the criteria for borderline personality disorder. There are people monitoring the service Pony community

Can we post links / comment / photo grab from closed Facebook groups in this thread ?

 

[600lbsAnorexic]

Do we have any theories what Sarah-Jean's 'illegal eyesight disorder" could be?
I mean, it's obviously FDIS/MS with co-morbid diagnosis of BPD and "Stupid Cunt", but what does she think it could be?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

God I want to know what numbers. This isn’t a freaking medical drama. Come on now. Am I the only one who thinks she makes herself sick when she’s out of dope to get benzos to make her more comfortable?

Yeah she's admit to eating soap and detergent in the past and other people have weighed in on how her "heart problems" are easy to induced. I'm pretty convinced she does it to get drugs and comfort/coddling.

I'm really not understanding the drama over at IF. I tried to figure it out but it's such a clusterfuck and all over the place I can't follow shit. What a dumpster fire.

I feel you. The two people explaining it to me both have difficulty forming a coherent sentence without trying to be so sarcastic and edgy. It makes me cringe down to my fucking soul. But from what I gather the story is:
two weeks ago ALF posted a picture of her with an enormous hamburger and fries. This sparked a debate over whether or not she ate the hamburger or just chewed it and spit it out, and, if she did eat it, whether or not she would be able to purge it through her g-port or if she had to do the old tonsil tickle to get rid of it. This sparked a secondary debate over whether or not chewing and spitting was ED behavior or excusable if you're TPN dependent and craving food badly. Others suggested that she maybe just didn't eat it, or took a bite and boxed the rest up.

A few days later, ALF, who is still allegedly TPN-dependent and should not have blood sugar issues at all, posts glucometer photos suggesting she is disconnecting her TPN and eating real food. I don't know enough about TPN and diabetes/insulin to fact check this so take that for what it's worth. this led to more butthurt.

From then a group of paranoid spergs (at least one of whom claims to post here) thought that certain users were following them across the sub downvoting any comment they made based entirely on their screenname being recognized and not because they're obnoxious shitposters. They got banned for being paranoid spergs and went to IFAftermath to draw attention to themselves and their weird crusade, which somehow leaked back into IF and made the mods crack down on all sarcastic shitposting and waves of downvoting followed. Which lead to DrQuackMB or whatever her/his username is getting downvoted to hell for joking with me about goddamned Morgellons in a thread about the WeGo awards.

everyone should always feel free to make fun of Morgellons as it is a funny fake ailment.

And both sides think I'm on their side and are slinging insults at the other side in my DMs, which is funny. I wouldn't have even known what the fuck was going on if they didn't keep tagging me in shit like some fucked up referee.

Do we have any theories what Sarah-Jean's 'illegal eyesight disorder" could be?
I mean, it's obviously FDIS/MS with co-morbid diagnosis of BPD and "Stupid Cunt", but what does she think it could be?

I googled around for woo eye diagnoses or really rare diseases that cause dry eye but alas, couldn't narrow it down. She never mentions a name. Hopefully someone or something will bait her to finally explain a year later.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

From then a group of paranoid spergs (at least one of whom claims to post here) thought that certain users were following them across the sub downvoting any comment they made based entirely on their screenname being recognized and not because they're obnoxious shitposters. They got banned for being paranoid spergs and went to IF to draw attention to themselves and their weird crusade, which somehow leaked back into IF and made the mods crack down on all sarcastic shitposting and waves of downvoting followed. Which lead to DrQuackMB or whatever her/his username is getting downvoted to hell for joking with me about goddamned Morgellons in a thread about the WeGo awards.

everyone should always feel free to make fun of Morgellons as it is a funny fake ailment.

And both sides think I'm on their side and are slinging insults at the other side in my DMs, which is funny. I wouldn't have even known what the fuck was going on if they didn't keep tagging me in shit like some fucked up referee.


I googled around for woo eye diagnoses or really rare diseases that cause dry eye but alas, couldn't narrow it down. She never mentions a name. Hopefully someone or something will bait her to finally explain a year later.

IFs to KFS:

KFS to IFs:

I never knew people could get so upset over whether or not ALF has an eating disorder. Duh, it’s obvious.

Lol what if it is dry eye caused by pot? She thinks it’s illegal to diagnose because of pot.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Agreed should be 1 of the criteria for borderline personality disorder. There are people monitoring the service Pony community

Can we post links / comment / photo grab from closed Facebook groups in this thread ?

Do you have gossip on the service pony community? Because if you do I implore you to share it as I did not know this was a thing and now I need it.

(yes you can post stuff from closed facebook groups, haha)

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Here's some more Amanda/Ren highlights from the last few weeks:

In prepping for her new holistic woo doctor, she made this bold statement.

Spoiler: Woo Doc

Reviews of the "knowledgeable" doc
Why zyto scanner is a HUGE scam.

She's begun fiending for opiates!


And decided we all needed to know about her menstrual cycle.


Her fiance dumped her

Spoiler: Dumpsville- Population You

How dare he try and better himself? I can't find a screenshot of the breakup text, but the gist was he's sick of her munchie shit.

Aaaaaaaand she's back in the ER...again...for a "dislocated ankle"

Spoiler: Frequent Flier

And now her mom is back to being sick of her shit.

And for everyone who needs some reading, here's her Wattpad author page. This girl is never ending entertainment.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Here's some more Amanda/Ren highlights from the last few weeks:

View attachment 822731 In prepping for her new holistic woo doctor, she made this bold statement.

Spoiler: Woo Doc

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She's begun fiending for opiates!
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And decided we all needed to know about her menstrual cycle.
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Her fiance dumped her

Spoiler: Dumpsville- Population You

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Aaaaaaaand she's back in the ER...again...for a "dislocated ankle"

Spoiler: Frequent Flier

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And for everyone who needs some reading, here's her Wattpad author page. This girl is never ending entertainment.

oh EM Gee.. now I know why Amanda has a pseudonym. To avoid having her peers read her shitty writing and make fun of her. I swear that some of that first story is ripped word for word from something else because some of the writing is okay to good and some of it is atrocious. It is like two different styles mashed together. I’m sort of pissed she didn’t finish it. I want to know if Josie’s mommy still loves her when she learns her baby causes her own illness.

 

[MunchBunch]

oh EM Gee.. now I know why Amanda has a pseudonym. To avoid having her peers read her shitty writing and make fun of her.

This is someone who twice has posted a photo of themselves on the can with a text description of how they are having difficulties wiping their ass. I seriously doubt shame plays into a single thing she does.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

This is someone who twice has posted a photo of themselves on the can with a text description of how they are having difficulties wiping their ass. I seriously doubt shame plays into a single thing she does.

What a fucking trainwreck. Imagine being, what is she, 19? She naturally wants attention because that's what 19 year olds do. Does she excel at school? Go on a diet and get in shape to get even with the kids who made fun of her for being chubby and weird? Join a community group to make new friends while engaging in a hobby she enjoys? Become a party girl? Volunteer with an animal shelter and build an insta that's 99% cute puppy by volume?

No, she decides to tell thousands of strangers on the internet that she has a poopy butt she can't wipe. Normal people wouldn't post that if they were being waterboarded.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

What a fucking trainwreck. Imagine being, what is she, 19? She naturally wants attention because that's what 19 year olds do. Does she excel at school? Go on a diet and get in shape to get even with the kids who made fun of her for being chubby and weird? Join a community group to make new friends while engaging in a hobby she enjoys? Become a party girl? Volunteer with an animal shelter and build an insta that's 99% cute puppy by volume?

No, she decides to tell thousands of strangers on the internet that she has a poopy butt she can't wipe. Normal people wouldn't post that if they were being waterboarded.

Lmao. I am pretty damned sure that even people with NO arms have found a way to adapt to it and don’t complain about wiping their ass. Bidet: Exists.

But I gotta say, you guyz, I’m a bit worried about this girl’s future as an aspiring writer. I’m starting to believe she may have anxiety. KFS PLEAZZZEEE tell me you took the time to read Amanda’s book about the 11 year old, no 12, no 11 year old tube fed girl with brain cancer who gets into a car wreck and then an active shooter comes into the hospital?! Shit lemme put that into spoiler tags right quick; don’t want to spoil the plot twist of the next NYT Bestseller. I need to have at least SOMEONE to laugh their ass off with me over this. I gotta say I am Highly fucking disappointed in that wedding vow chapter. Come on Amanda, basically printing off some universal life church wedding vows and then giving Jessica the middle name Renee? Is this the time frame in which you discovered weed?

Edit to Add: If any of you actually take the time to read Amanda’s third book, I highly encourage you to make a drinking game out of it. If you GULP a big drink every time she uses the word, “gulped”, you probably will reach the point of passing out drunk before you finish the book. Damn, I’m conflicted in saying this but at least her writing style, although rudimentary, highly elementary, and quite lacking in cohesiveness, is actually easier on the eyes and brain than Miss. “I’m overdosing on cannabinoids and causing my own temperatures because I’ve spent my entire allowance on weed Carrie”.

 

[DietMtnDew]

Holy shit. I read this thread over the span of two days and it inspired me to make an account here. I am fascinated and horrified by the lengths these people will go to seem incapacitated and pathetic. Imagine not having or wanting anything better to do than suck up the money, meds, and attention of medical professionals who have real patients that they actually give a shit about. They don't want mental help because they take your phone away and you can't take beautifully frail/scabby/sweaty/sobbing selfies in there. They also see straight through bullshit because they see it every single day.

Thank you to everyone participating in this thread. I'm mesmerized.

 

[$hakerattle]

Can we post links / comment / photo grab from closed Facebook groups in this thread ?

Yes. Especially if it's anything to do with Morgan McCastor and her brain totally being on fire.

Was actually wondering about Angie Dong earlier, and whether or not she ever died from dehydration or something.

I love this thread, even if some of these munchies are infuriating at times.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Yes. Especially if it's anything to do with Morgan McCastor and her brain totally being on fire.

Was actually wondering about Angie Dong earlier, and whether or not she ever died from dehydration or something.

I love this thread, even if some of these munchies are infuriating at times.

Angie appears to still be licking her wounds after the latest "gib muney" lawsuit failed. I would love more about her. What I wouldn't give for one of the housecleaners she hired to tidy her unhygienic hovel to post photos. Or someone to see her out in the community walking around. That would be fucking great. Augh. Dreams.

 

[AT 903]

Yeah she's admit to eating soap and detergent in the past and other people have weighed in on how her "heart problems" are easy to induced. I'm pretty convinced she does it to get drugs and comfort/coddling.


I feel you. The two people explaining it to me both have difficulty forming a coherent sentence without trying to be so sarcastic and edgy. It makes me cringe down to my fucking soul. But from what I gather the story is:
two weeks ago ALF posted a picture of her with an enormous hamburger and fries. This sparked a debate over whether or not she ate the hamburger or just chewed it and spit it out, and, if she did eat it, whether or not she would be able to purge it through her g-port or if she had to do the old tonsil tickle to get rid of it. This sparked a secondary debate over whether or not chewing and spitting was ED behavior or excusable if you're TPN dependent and craving food badly. Others suggested that she maybe just didn't eat it, or took a bite and boxed the rest up.

A few days later, ALF, who is still allegedly TPN-dependent and should not have blood sugar issues at all, posts glucometer photos suggesting she is disconnecting her TPN and eating real food. I don't know enough about TPN and diabetes/insulin to fact check this so take that for what it's worth. this led to more butthurt.

From then a group of paranoid spergs (at least one of whom claims to post here) thought that certain users were following them across the sub downvoting any comment they made based entirely on their screenname being recognized and not because they're obnoxious shitposters. They got banned for being paranoid spergs and went to IFAftermath to draw attention to themselves and their weird crusade, which somehow leaked back into IF and made the mods crack down on all sarcastic shitposting and waves of downvoting followed. Which lead to DrQuackMB or whatever her/his username is getting downvoted to hell for joking with me about goddamned Morgellons in a thread about the WeGo awards.

everyone should always feel free to make fun of Morgellons as it is a funny fake ailment.

And both sides think I'm on their side and are slinging insults at the other side in my DMs, which is funny. I wouldn't have even known what the fuck was going on if they didn't keep tagging me in shit like some fucked up referee.


I googled around for woo eye diagnoses or really rare diseases that cause dry eye but alas, couldn't narrow it down. She never mentions a name. Hopefully someone or something will bait her to finally explain a year later.

Wow, I just tried to read the entire thing at ifaftermath and still can not work out half of what they are trying to say. What annoying spergs.
To be fair /r/if is so fucking boring now even the drama is dull. I haven’t been on there in days cause there’s normally 5 repeated posts of the same Instagram post Amanda put up. Yawn.