DSP's Amazon Wish List - https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3RGWWKZJKJL5A

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Yeah it's not very Phil-like to just handwave an opportunity like this for free shit in the guise of just wanting to play games and have fun. His wishlist was pretty FUCKHUGE before it got cleared out so I'm going to assume he got what he needed and wanting to smokescreen it by saying it's too complicated for him at the moment.

We have seen him do a whole stream trying to get his adsense(or whatever the fuck happened after curse) on stream. If he can configure his youtube account and what not to get shekels, I sure as hell know he can figure out a simple thing as a wishlist. He's either most likely trying to pull a dirty or he is really that fucking stupid.

I still think he got what he wanted from the wishlist prior to the stream and is blowing off whatever since he hasn't really figured out the narrative going forward.

 

[Surly Muppet]

What I do find interesting is that when I put a PSN and Nintendo code in my cart from his wishlist it didn't show underneath the items "For [insert name] Wish List", so leaves me to believe that Phil fucked up setting his account.

I think you're right and may explain why it showed things as 'purchased', but are apparently not received. Several people in chat were commenting that when they went to buy, they could only select their own or previous shipping addresses, and, possibly because he didn't have his address in there, maybe people were buying things and sending them to themselves and Amazon was working from that, not indicating that they were not purchased for Phil specifically.

I wonder how much of this was because he did not want to put his address in there. He then insisted he couldn't. Then he suddenly did and pointed out that it didn't matter because his address had been public for a long time. Nobody said anything about that, so it's almost like he was addressing his own concerns there...

This is one of those moments when it's hard to tell if Phil is lying, because his incompetence does seem just as likely.

My only hope now is that the paypigs end up trolling him and only buying Nintendo credit. I want a "Guys, I need PSN money too. I hate the Sw--- I hate only playing the Switch, in spite of being a HUGE Nintendo fan." That, or he cans the wishlist and uses it as justification to avoid change for the next 5 years. "I don't need to do ____ because you guys were wrong about the Amazon wishlist that one time."

 

[PieceofShet]

He just said IT WORKS!!! But trolls fucked with it. If you wanna buy something to dsp, USE IT!

Im not from the usa so I cant check what @DukeMorty said.

 

[Equinox_]

Today I learned something from the great knowledge source that is DSP. You need an order number to talk with customer support, I guess those few times I've had to call about my account and didn't need an order number was all imagined in my head.

 

[Forbidden Math]

its just gift card codes...

jesus fucking christ

someone should buy him a new game, brand new 60 dollar game. have it be delivered to his address, he opens it up. and no game.
just the case, just a picture of old phil doing game giveaways of him giving away "games" without the game

I'd rather someone get Ninja to sign a game case and then send just that to Phil.

 

[TheTriggerin']

How legal would it be to do that? Just send him a empty box with "Hey Phil, you're a fuckwit" inside it written in sharpie on business cards?

Would it start a new saga?

 

[Shambler]

How legal would it be to do that? Just send him a empty box with "Hey Phil, you're a fuckwit" inside it written in sharpie on business cards?

Would it start a new saga?

detractors tried to kill me with an anthrax bomb dood

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How legal would it be to do that? Just send him a empty box with "Hey Phil, you're a fuckwit" inside it written in sharpie on business cards?

Would it start a new saga?

It's not a hazardous material. It's not illegal pornography. It's not a death threat. If you only do it once it isn't harassment or stalking. I'm pretty sure it is 100% legal to send an empty box to Phil.

 

[Sphadilcastro]

When you go to purchase something from the wishlist there's an option to click on if you intend to buy the gift elsewhere.
If you click on it it allows you to mark the gift as purchased without buying them on amazon. My guess is someone did that to all the items on the list.

 

[DukeMorty]

When you go to purchase something from the wishlist there's an option to click on if you intend to buy the gift elsewhere.
If you click on it it allows you to mark the gift as purchased without buying them on amazon. My guess is someone did that to all the items on the list.

Yeah now that I look at it, it seems that is the trick the trolls did to prevent Phil from getting those gifts because it states "0 desired" which means that "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option notifies the owner of the account that the item is purchased and then prevents others from buying it directly on Amazon since someone else "bought" it. I would test this option by reserving 99 quantities but I don't know if pigroach gets my info when you reserve items, so i am not going to test it. Either way I think the Amazon wishlist option is not a good source of revenue as that can get trolled lmao I bet Phil reads this post and says Amazon is trash because it cant stop trolling (even though the wish list concept was made to be shared with friends and not random people online).

 

[Wing Zero]

(even though the wish list concept was made to be shared with friends and not random people online).

It's a shame then that Phil has no friends.

Seriously though, this whole thing is hilarious. Phil can't even throw away his dignity without fucking up.

 

[Slander Man]

Funny he thinks Amazon should be troll proof like "good businesses do" yet his "business" is the most trolled "business" in existence.

 

[Sphadilcastro]

Yeah now that I look at it, it seems that is the trick the trolls did to prevent Phil from getting those gifts because it states "0 desired" which means that "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option notifies the owner of the account that the item is purchased and then prevents others from buying it directly on Amazon since someone else "bought" it. I would test this option by reserving 99 quantities but I don't know if pigroach gets my info when you reserve items, so i am not going to test it. Either way I think the Amazon wishlist option is not a good source of revenue as that can get trolled lmao I bet Phil reads this post and says Amazon is trash because it cant stop trolling (even though the wish list concept was made to be shared with friends and not random people online).
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I tried to reserve one and couldn't. Seems the only way a wishlist could work in his situation is if they allowed the desired quantity to be set to infinite or if there's a way disable the "buy elsewhere" option

 

[Freshtodeath]

it's all digital codes so clearly he's doing this as some sort of tax scam. Why wouldn't you just make it normal stuff like games? he could resell the games to gamestop.

 

[Schmeckel]

it's all digital codes so clearly he's doing this as some sort of tax scam. Why wouldn't you just make it normal stuff like games? he could resell the games to gamestop.

CAHMAHN, dood. When would he have the time? He has a full life. You see what I mean? When could Phil go to gamestop between full life and chill shtreems? What a moron. So stupid. Okay? Okay.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

CAHMAHN, dood. When would he have the time? He has a full life. You see what I mean? When could Phil go to gamestop between full life and chill shtreems? What a moron. So stupid. Okay? Okay.

I think he seriously lives 10 minutes from a Gamestop, too. But I bet he'd be scared to run into someone that recognizes him there.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I think he seriously lives 10 minutes from a Gamestop, too. But I bet he'd be scared to run into someone that recognizes him there.

Wouldn't be surprised if even Gamestop employees know about him. He's paranoid enough.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

it's all digital codes so clearly he's doing this as some sort of tax scam. Why wouldn't you just make it normal stuff like games? he could resell the games to gamestop.

He's mentioned before he's "too busy" aka, lazy to go to the store and trade in games. You're 100% right though that's the better option, and it has been pointed out countless times by both fans and detractors alike. I think as with most Phil things, the laziness is probably the prime factor, but I think another reason has to do with his schedule obsession. If he's ordering physical copies, he has to wait for them to arrive. If it doesn't get there in time, he couldn't possibly play another game because that's not on the schedule.

I think the other thing is, despite what he said later in chat, Phil was clearly hoping he could avoid putting his address on the wishlist by only having digital purchases on it.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Only Phil could take something mastered by even the very dumbest pondlife camwhores and fuck it up. Wow dood

 

[Salubrious]

Only Phil could take something mastered by even the very dumbest pondlife camwhores and fuck it up. Wow dood

Not only did he fuck it up, but because of his narcissism (he didn't do anything wrong), he immediately blamed Amazon for not being smart enough to come up with an easy system or "troll-proof" it.

Not even a moment of consideration that he set it up incorrectly.

Edit: Tevin kind of said it best: DSP knows everything but can never figure anything out. DSP fucked up his own wishlist and can't fix it, but he knows how Amazon SHOULD be doing things like customer service and "troll-proofing" their business.