Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Brad, one MAJOR aspect of God that you either forget or don't know, is that He is EXTREMELY UNDERSTANDING.
What this means is:
- Given that Jesus existed a long time ago and the Bible is really old, he UNDERSTANDS that for some people it is unreasonable to believe in it anymore. Therefore atheists are not condemned simply by being critical thinkers.
- Similarly, it is simply preposterous to assume that because people are skeptical of you they are going to be "cursed" or "condemned" or whatever you say it is. God is understanding, and He isn't going to condemn people for using their brains and not blindly following every dude who says he is the new Christ (especially since you have not provided any concrete evidence that you are).
God WANTS us to use reason and critical thinking. He UNDERSTANDS if we are skeptical. You are the farthest thing from His Own Image there is.
 
Saney,

That's what you think is obnoxious?! WOW!! 238120 114 1191980125.

What's your take on the GOD=7_4 algorithm or FOD=6_4 (on Planet Nestor) found at http://GOD704.wikia.com ?

The general consensus is that unspoilered posts as long as the one you made are obnoxious. Notice how no one's disagreeing with me.
 
I found this from: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1013610/pg1
Everyone,

Last Sunday (3/21/10), I taught reincarnation to the High-School Class at my church. I didn't tell them that I'm Albert Einstein reincarnated - I'll save that for the next time or maybe even Lesson #3.
I would have loved to have been there. I bet after he told them he was Einstein they started laughing, prompting him to curse them all and subsequently getting fired
 
wagglyplacebo,

621311 25021. Do you have a comment or question re: the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 (on Planet Nestor) found at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? If so, I'll reply to you. If not, I'll try to ignore you.

Telling people that they have to ask about you, is just damn right rude. Also God wouldn't say Eat poo to people, because when you are Christ/God/Jesus or a Christian you don't swear. So please stop making things up as you go along, because it makes you look more sad and pathetic than you already are.

Be nice to my friends.
 
wagglyplacebo,

621311 25021. Do you have a comment or question re: the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 (on Planet Nestor) found at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? If so, I'll reply to you. If not, I'll try to ignore you.
I asked a question before that you also ignored, how did you discover all this? Also what no "witty" nickname? For shame, Brad, for shame.
 
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"Bitch."

I-I cannot even into words. You used to be Jesus, why are your insults so shit?
I think he reincarnated into a 12 year old.
Just in case people missed it Brad just posted: "technically I'm not swearing" and then posted numbers I didn't bother to translate. Then deleted it, So yeah we're dealing with a child today.
EDIT: he brought it back so I guess he fucked up his really simple code.
 
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