Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[TheGuyFromUtah]

Let us not forget Russell contacted Scooter Braun when he was going after Ariana Grande.

"The bombings in Manchester UK inspired me to sue"

 

[The Great Citracett]

Justin Bieber is calling out Taylor for basically sending her rabid fans to harass Scooter Braun.


Will Russ and Biebs team up to take on Taylor?

Only time will tell!

 

[The Dude]

I think if we ever hear about Russ having another "near-miss" involving him choking on a bottle cap or similar object, we can confirm he's working on his deep throating skills to prepare for his next ride to the brothels.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I think if we ever hear about Russ having another "near-miss" involving him choking on a bottle cap or similar object, we can confirm he's working on his deep throating skills to prepare for his next ride to the brothels.

That's gay and unrealistic! We all know Russ would never do a thing like that. The idea of Russ realizing that he has a skill deficiency and working to correct it is completely out of character.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Justin Bieber is calling out Taylor for basically sending her rabid fans to harass Scooter Braun.
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Will Russ and Biebs team up to take on Taylor?

Only time will tell!

Not gonna lie, now I'm hoping for Biebs to be the next 'Celebrity Crush'

 

[Kosher Salt]

Imagine eating a salad, spearing some lettuce and tomato with your fork and not realizing there is a plastic bottlecap on there. Do you think he just uses a big spoon and shovels food in there, no matter if it's cereal or salad? I think it's best not to think much about Russ's eating habits.

I'm having a hard time imagining Russ eating salad in the first place, and not just because I don't want to imagine it. We're talking about a guy whose diet seems to consist of a large amount of sugared cereal and Costco muffins.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

Wasn't that complaint a ruse to try and cover up the fact that he had knocked over an entire shelf of merchandise and didn't want to clean it up?

I don't think it was a ruse to avoid having to clean as I remember Cory saying Russell tried to complain to him about being harassed and was told to get back to work. Then Russell tells Cory that those same customers made a huge mess for him to clean up and that he wanted to involve the police. It was a "look at my plights" move for attention and Cory knew it.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the explanation is simpler. Russ is a massive narcissist. This is why he thinks he’s getting stared at and followed whenever he goes to the supermarket - the fantasy of anyone even giving a shit about him enhances his victimhood narrative and the idea that he matters at all to anyone.

I wouldn't actually be that surprised, not because of his appearance, because his level of ugliness is well within the normal range of uggos you would ordinarily see, but because he always acts like he's on the verge of completely tarding out at any moment, and this isn't an irrational belief. If you see this weirdo, going around, acting weird, you're going to think you might have to deal with some tard rampage on his part.

So probably people actually do keep an eye on him, because they think he might steal something or knock something over or just cause problems with his tard antics.

I forgot what I was talking about.

About Russ being a laughable tard who should be laughed at and mocked.

 

[cogsworth]

According to my friend, Russ's adventure with the ranch cap and the 20 dollar demand would have earned him a permanent tail anytime he's in the store. He's been marked as a Problem Shopper.

 

[Dead Hams]

About Russ being a laughable tard who should be laughed at and mocked.

Ah, right.

I just watched a clip of a man with only one functioning arm lift the Atlas Stones at the Arnold challenge. He was being cheered and you could see everyone around him wanted him to do his best.

I keep coming back to the thought that Russ doesn't know how to live his own life. Does anyone know why he went for a paralegal program? Has he written any music that was for himself instead of something to attract someone else? I don't think it's entirely a developmental disability. I mean, there are a few developmentally disabled people who work as baggers at my local grocery store, and they won't have six figure jobs, and they all have rooms at a local special needs apartment complex, but they have their own lives and hobbies, and they're all lovely to talk to. And I'll be the first to admit I'm not the quickest McNugget in the toolshed, and my projects haven't always followed through, but these were things I did for me.

Russell very quickly travelled from "no one knows who the fuck you are" to "the Internet fucking hates you and no one else knows who the fuck you are." It's obvious he's in denial about why he's talked about at all, or why he's a target for "Kiwi Orchards". If he is seeing a therapist still he obviously hasn't been showing her the tweets he's been sending out. I think it's amazing he hasn't referenced the new Taylor Swift song since he would probably take it as an insult. He's so far gone that I wonder if being #WOKE would even screw up his mind even more after the deluge of self-awareness that would seep out of him.

I don't follow any other Lolcows so I don't know if this is typical. He's living his life to have others notice him, but what's he got to show for it at the end of the day? Memories of hookers that he sours all by himself? Controlling discussions on his Facebook page and hiding from criticism?

And even as I'm writing all of that, there's a part of my that remembers "Oh yeah, Russ is a god damn terrible human being." I remember him harassing a young woman who later ended her own life, then blaming this site even though no one knew who she was. I remember his blatantly veiled racism. Like, we get it Russ, just call Barry the N-Word already and get it over with. He criticizes the physical appearance of anyone who disagrees with him but won't show his mouth in his own photos, so his positive self-image isn't accepting himself for who he is but trying to hide what he thinks others won't like. Then there are all of his political views and ... fuck. How does someone this fucked up actually... survive?

Sigh. I'm too deep in the Greerverse.

 

[KE 521]

Ah, right.

Sigh. I'm too deep in the Greerverse.

Yes. Yes you are.

TL;DR

 

[Whatthefuck]

I don't follow any other Lolcows so I don't know if this is typical. He's living his life to have others notice him, but what's he got to show for it at the end of the day? Memories of hookers that he sours all by himself? Controlling discussions on his Facebook page and hiding from criticism?

Rusty is a pretty unique cow in many ways, but he's certainly not the only one who behaves this way. One of the running themes among our precious cattle is absolute lack of self awareness. Generally there's the piquant note of mental illness and I absolutely believe Rusty is mentally ill, but his illness doesn't grant him pity points. He's a raging narcissist which is another pretty typical cow trait. It's all about him, his needs, his plights, his experiences. It's been frequently said that he, in a very solipsistic manner, sees the world in a very 2-D way. It's a world in which he and his fee fees are the only things that are real. Everyone else and I do mean everyone else are mere NPCs.

This is a guy who threatened to sue his bio sister because she didn't want to get to know him. This is a guy who put the angry reaction on one of his friend's engagement announcement on FB. This is a guy who has sued someone for not smiling appropriately or complimenting his nasty ass suit. This is a guy who whenever a "hot" girl is killed his first thought is that she should have been dating a nice guy like him. This is an asshole who gets jealous of animals to the point of blocking someone who up to that point was pretty supportive (she could have been a troll, but she was damn good at if she was). This is a guy who grew up in a nice Mormon family and with zero regard to their reputation and feelings proceeded to publicly take a shit on everyone of their principles.

Rusty is unique in plenty of ways, but other cows are just as fucked up. Their fuckery is just different.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

I keep coming back to the thought that Russ doesn't know how to live his own life. Does anyone know why he went for a paralegal program? Has he written any music that was for himself instead of something to attract someone else?

I believe he mentioned in his TS book that he was inspired to become a paralegal due to his 'senior prank' thing.

As far as the music thing goes, I guess he could have at some point, but it hasn't surfaced here. It's all been woo-ing songs as far as I know.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

According to my friend, Russ's adventure with the ranch cap and the 20 dollar demand would have earned him a permanent tail anytime he's in the store. He's been marked as a Problem Shopper.

Most people could blend in and get away with it but it's not like they don't notice him every time he steps in there.

 

[DrJonesHat]

According to my friend, Russ's adventure with the ranch cap and the 20 dollar demand would have earned him a permanent tail anytime he's in the store. He's been marked as a Problem Shopper.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is tagged like that in a lot of places he goes.

Rusty is a pretty unique cow in many ways, but he's certainly not the only one who behaves this way. One of the running themes among our precious cattle is absolute lack of self awareness. Generally there's the piquant note of mental illness and I absolutely believe Rusty is mentally ill, but his illness doesn't grant him pity points. He's a raging narcissist which is another pretty typical cow trait. It's all about him, his needs, his plights, his experiences. It's been frequently said that he, in a very solipsistic manner, sees the world in a very 2-D way. It's a world in which he and his fee fees are the only things that are real. Everyone else and I do mean everyone else are mere NPCs.

This is a guy who threatened to sue his bio sister because she didn't want to get to know him. This is a guy who put the angry reaction on one of his friend's engagement announcement on FB. This is a guy who has sued someone for not smiling appropriately or complimenting his nasty ass suit. This is a guy who whenever a "hot" girl is killed his first thought is that she should have been dating a nice guy like him. This is an asshole who gets jealous of animals to the point of blocking someone who up to that point was pretty supportive (she could have been a troll, but she was damn good at if she was). This is a guy who grew up in a nice Mormon family and with zero regard to their reputation and feelings proceeded to publicly take a shit on everyone of their principles.

Rusty is unique in plenty of ways, but other cows are just as fucked up. Their fuckery is just different.

I think the fact he tries to dictate what other people's reactions are is the trait that makes him stand out to me. He sued AG because she didn't react the way he wanted. In his mind, people don't have free will, they're there to fulfill his whims. NPCs, like you said. Most of his issues are people not catering to his whims.

There's an obscure TTRPG called Agency in which the PCs discover that there are only about 30,000 real people in the world, and they are in this group. Everyone else is Scenery, that is, they exist, but they lack free will. They only exist to be manipulated by Agents (real people). This game describes Russ's mindset to a tee.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ has decided one of his instathots is gay (maybe she is?) and as such she shouldn't let guys like him ogle her... or something.

 

[SilverSteele1]

How long has rustys Facebook been down?

 

[Chungus]

How long has rustys Facebook been down?

I still see it up for me.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Rusty is a pretty unique cow in many ways, but he's certainly not the only one who behaves this way. One of the running themes among our precious cattle is absolute lack of self awareness. Generally there's the piquant note of mental illness and I absolutely believe Rusty is mentally ill, but his illness doesn't grant him pity points. He's a raging narcissist which is another pretty typical cow trait. It's all about him, his needs, his plights, his experiences. It's been frequently said that he, in a very solipsistic manner, sees the world in a very 2-D way. It's a world in which he and his fee fees are the only things that are real. Everyone else and I do mean everyone else are mere NPCs.

This is a guy who threatened to sue his bio sister because she didn't want to get to know him. This is a guy who put the angry reaction on one of his friend's engagement announcement on FB. This is a guy who has sued someone for not smiling appropriately or complimenting his nasty ass suit. This is a guy who whenever a "hot" girl is killed his first thought is that she should have been dating a nice guy like him. This is an asshole who gets jealous of animals to the point of blocking someone who up to that point was pretty supportive (she could have been a troll, but she was damn good at if she was). This is a guy who grew up in a nice Mormon family and with zero regard to their reputation and feelings proceeded to publicly take a shit on everyone of their principles.

Rusty is unique in plenty of ways, but other cows are just as fucked up. Their fuckery is just different.

Russ reminds me a lot of Joe Cumia, except he doesn't have a successful brother paying his bills.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I think the explanation is simpler. Russ is a massive narcissist. This is why he thinks he’s getting stared at and followed whenever he goes to the supermarket - the fantasy of anyone even giving a shit about him enhances his victimhood narrative and the idea that he matters at all to anyone.

If he does get stared at and followed in stores, I'm convinced it's because he looks exceptional, and staff are wondering if he's going to need help (or potentially cause trouble) because he doesn't have a wrangler present. Nobody sees a cool guy in a suit when Russell's around, and scarcely anybody knows what Moebius is or could identify somebody who has it on sight. So they see Russell, with his dishevelled Dad's castoff wardrobe, shitty posture, and poor grooming, and they see a drooling reetard--simple as that. Which I'd feel bad about for anyone else with Moebius, as that's a genuine problem that makes their life harder than it ought to be, but since it's Russell? Fuck, no.

The idea of Russ eating a salad covered with a thick layer of dressing is making me sick,...

I'm having a hard time imagining Russ eating salad in the first place, and not just because I don't want to imagine it. We're talking about a guy whose diet seems to consist of a large amount of sugared cereal and Costco muffins.

I can't see Russell bothering with salad, either. If he's putting Ranch dressing on food, I imagine it's going on pizza, fries, or other crapfood.

I keep coming back to the thought that Russ doesn't know how to live his own life. Does anyone know why he went for a paralegal program?

Because he's from a blue-collar town, and a religion where the most respected people are all men in white-collar jobs, so he wanted the same kind of social status. I suspect he latched onto the legal profession after his brush with the law over his high school boys' room "kill list," when an attorney helped get him off with minimal consequences. And maybe his awareness of anti-discrimination laws, and that he might have to rely on them to stand up for his rights, had something to do with it. But obviously, he sees the law as a tool to force people, businesses, and government to give him whatever he wants. He's proven to be spectacularly incompetent at wielding that tool, but that hasn't stopped him.

And as for why he chose to be a paralegal rather than an actual attorney? From his perspective, it was the lowest-effort route to a legal career. (From my perspective, he's just too dumb to get through a four-year college, into law school, through law school, and then pass the bar exam.) For a guy who goes on about putting in "100%" effort into whatever he does, he's really one lazy, half-assing motherfucker.

Has he written any music that was for himself instead of something to attract someone else?

No. And he's never written anything that wasn't calculated to get a female celebrity's attention. If he ever came to the realization that composing shitty songs was never going to get him what he wanted, he'd probably stop making music entirely. But I suspect that playing piano and being "musical" got him plenty of good-boy asspats in childhood (despite his ineptitude), so he's incorporated "musician" and "songwriter" into his identity because they're things he believes will impress other people. But finding real joy in making music for its own sake? I don't see that in him.

Russell very quickly travelled from "no one knows who the fuck you are" to "the Internet fucking hates you and no one else knows who the fuck you are." It's obvious he's in denial about why he's talked about at all, or why he's a target for "Kiwi Orchards".

I don't think it's denial, because that would imply that he knows damned well why he's getting mocked on the internet and his life is spiralling into the shitter, yet chooses to turn a blind eye to his own failings and blame someone or something else for it.

I think he's so narcissistically delusional that he honestly believes he's doing everything absolutely right, and that it's everybody and everything else that is hellbent on thwarting him. He cannot admit to any wrongdoing because he can't even see how anything he's done was wrongdoing in the first place.

I don't follow any other Lolcows so I don't know if this is typical. He's living his life to have others notice him,...

He doesn't merely want to be noticed; he wants to be respected, celebrated, envied, elevated, desired, adored. He wants to be seen as an inspirational figure who others look up to. That he has done nothing particularly inspiring, or anywhere near worthy of all the adulation he craves is absolutely lost on him because he really, truly does not understand how other people think, and thus how they perceive him, and why they respond to him as negatively as they do.

It's like he learned a few formulas for getting praise and attention as a kid ("wear a suit; get told how nice and grown-up you look"; "play the piano; get told how talented you are"; "claim you're being picked on; adults will punish the kids who don't like you"), and he keeps trying unsuccessfully to use variations of them as an adult. But he doesn't understand why those formulas don't work any more--because he never understood why they worked in the first place, only that they did work.

How does someone this fucked up actually... survive?

Well, judging by the current state of his life--marginally employed in menial jobs; a pariah in the career field he trained for; constantly having to move from one rented room to another because his roommates quickly find him intolerable; virtually friendless; estranged from his family; excommunicated from a religious community that has a real soft spot for those born with disabilities; an internet laughingstock; unable to get laid in a whorehouse--he isn't surviving very well at all. And as time goes by, his ability to keep surviving is only going to get worse.

The one thing that has kept him functioning so far (and is perhaps his sole redeeming quality) is that he does at least have a solid work ethic. He'll work shitty, low-status jobs he hates just to keep money coming in and a roof over his head; unlike a lot of cows here he hasn't ever resorted to internet beggary to subsidize his existence. But he burns through those jobs in short order because he's Russell, with all of his incompetence and glaring personal failings.

I suspect the reason he's still able to get jobs (or housing) at all is because he's got a disability, lives in a Mormon-dominated area, and, as I mentioned above, Mormons tend to have a soft spot for people born with disabilities (it's seen as evidence of acts of spiritual valor in the pre-existence, IIRC). But eventually, he will have burned too many bridges, and his resumé will be far too spotty. And if an employer or potential roommate googles him? He's fucked.

Over the past two or three years he's really gone downhill, at every level of his existence, and due to his low intelligence and obvious personality disorder he's incapable of turning things around. I expect he'll spent the next two or three years getting ever more marginal jobs, and living in progressively less-desirable housing, until something finally snaps and he's unable to get one or the other, and thus loses both. Eventually, he's either going to end up living under a bridge, or maybe his parents will let him come back to Evanston and live in his childhood bedroom under the condition that he not file any more lawsuits, make any brothel visits, or discuss either Taylor Swift or legalizing prostitution. Whatever happens, it's not going to end well for him. But given how thoroughly shitty a human he is, I can't say I feel too terrible about that.