🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Yolksack said:
I'm over forty. I'll try to do better, but.. uh..
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Smarty Pants said:
But why though? Nothing really happened yesterday.
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Theory is that patreon doesn't update their numbers until the new month. So if you pay pigged him during this month and cancelled after the cancellation date for that period you would likely still be counted as a patron until your cancellation takes effect. Technically he had 88 yesterday maybe and the last donators hadn't processed.

There was a post on the ranch showing his numbers have dropped at the first of the month before.
 
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That's precisely why. Nothings happening. It's gone deathly quiet apart from catwatch tweets, no police reports materialising (again), The band have finished playing "nearer my God to thee" and people are slowly edging their way to the back of the ship before the stampede and plunge into the icy abyss of "I was once a bigtime youtuber"
The Guntanic is about to go down and the smart ones are trying to avoid the undertow.
 
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All Ralph had to do was do the show.... (echos "do the show" into space.)
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zyclonPD said:
GUNTLEMEN!!! We have reached 88 Patrons!
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12 more people jumped ship all in one fucking day. Time to break out the Maker's Mark to celebrate. 🍾
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I like that Ralph uses the pic of when he just got out of prison when he looked possibly in shape. The money is starting to dry up, unless one of those supporters is a literal whale and giving him an unholy sum of money each month I can't see streaming remaining a profitable endeavor, which could explain why Ralph isn't streaming as much because contributions are drying up and the dying mom and lost cat are just convenient excuses.

What is Ralph's endgame? The money is gone, his wife is most likely on the way out, his mom is dying, he has a dedicated group of exceptional individuals that are committing IRL OPS on him, and most of the fans he has left are the caliber of fan that would follow DSP (OnionWizard, Colonel J, Flamenco) or literal trailer trash (BadTits, Randbot2020). Does he want to be like Donga and stream to a hundred people whenever he feels like it? Or is he looking for a more lofty goal of becoming a DSP like hanger on that will attempt to squeeze a modest income from troll donations and dedicated paypigs? I feel like the events that have unfolded so far are just the appetizer to the feast of content that will eventually come to fruition, if Ralph decides to shit on Dick Masterson or Jim we could start getting some extreme entertainment... there's so many other possibilities as well and unexpected events that could occur too. This chapter of IBS could end in an arrest.
 
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Ralph has no endgame, his life has lost all momentum and he's hooked hard into booze and pills. All he cares about is keeping what little money he has going coming, and if his show makes nothing, he'll find something else to do. A new show, behind the scenes work, trying to resurrect a dying trend, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if at some point he starts streaming games on Twitch a la DSP (or Wings, if the hick rage seeps into his live work) but without locked down moderation. If shit gets so poor, he'll swallow the gunt memes if it means getting another $5.
 
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war has changed said:
He should just say people are acting like a bunch of white niggers. That's more in character imo.
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y'all TROLLS are actin like a bunch of uh sumptuous white niggers if I can be honest with you sirs. and uhh *pops some bars* it's very obvious you guys are FAKE NEWS gato--oh yea uhm I'm just gonna ban ya'll after my system updates
 
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Remove Goat said:
Ralph has no endgame, his life has lost all momentum and he's hooked hard into booze and pills. All he cares about is keeping what little money he has going coming, and if his show makes nothing, he'll find something else to do. A new show, behind the scenes work, trying to resurrect a dying trend, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if at some point he starts streaming games on Twitch a la DSP (or Wings, if the hick rage seeps into his live work) but without locked down moderation. If shit gets so poor, he'll swallow the gunt memes if it means getting another $5.
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Ralph's what happens when instead of you embracing the void gunt, you allow the void gunt to embrace you.
 
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Flamenco said:
I'm not, I showed up on Friday to have fun and check in and it just went on for about 2 hours cause it was fun. I am planing to maybe show up once a week or so. My hope is to maybe set up something down the line, not really sure for what though (though not 5 days a week, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that)
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You know, unlike some of people here, I'm not actually judging you for being on Ralph's show Friday (sorry if I implied otherwise.) Like you said, you'd be there for Ralph when he was sober, and he totally seemed to be sober on Friday. Unsurprisingly, that show was one of the few good ones he's done in quite some time.

I certainly don't blame you for not wanting to do a daily show on your own, the show prep alone for that has got to be bullshit...
But still, I bet you (especially if you team with Gator again) could have some success with a weekly, or even a couple times a week show. (David Stay/ Mandarr seems to be doing pretty well with a similar setup, and I bet you could probably even get him on a show with you and Gator... He seems to have at least learned your name now at any rate haha.)
 
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UnKillFill said:
(David Stay/ Mandarr seems to be doing pretty well with a similar setup, and I bet you could probably even get him on a show with you and Gator... He seems to have at least learned your name now at any rate haha.)
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Listen up flamingo, crocodile and you kiddies out there. The government is going to sacrifice you to the alien satan
 
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