Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Kate Farms Shill]

Wow, I just tried to read the entire thing at ifaftermath and still can not work out half of what they are trying to say. What annoying spergs.
To be fair /r/if is so fucking boring now even the drama is dull. I haven’t been on there in days cause there’s normally 5 repeated posts of the same Instagram post Amanda put up. Yawn.

The spergs on IFA are now accusing randos of being kittenbread which is funny in the same way that watching Chantal accuse her thousands of haters of being a dozen people with hundreds of accounts each is funny. When I pointed out that Nina is british and these other people used American syntax and therefore were not her, I was told it could be Nina deliberately hiding that she was British by using American words to fool people .

And yeah it gets boring as hell when you're only allowed to discuss five people and only the things about them that the mods decide are allowed to be discussed. Can't joke about Amanda's deliberately awful selfies because that's being mean about her looks and that's bullying. Can't joke about her fake genderspecial identity because we have to be respectful of straight girls who decide they're not straight girls because it doesn't get them asspats. Can't discuss anyone who's isn't approved and anyone who doesn't fit their extremely narrow set of qualifications isn't approved. Sarah-jean would be rejected because she doesn't have enough followers, Dani was rejected because she was "turning her life around" by taking some online classes at Liberty U, etc. And then if you do manage to post something newsworthy that fits the very narrow posting guidelines, all you get is a bunch of losers saying "well actually she could be having trouble wiping her poopy butt if she's got EDS and I know because I have EDS and can't move my arms at all without excruciating pain even with dilaudid and it hurts so bad so my service kangaroo has to wipe for me."

The only thing left to do is bait PartyWurmple into throwing a temper tantrum and insulting her users.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

everyone should always feel free to make fun of Morgellons as it is a funny fake ailment.

Ain't that the truth. Speaking of which, my favourite Morgelli Melissa has been doing so much better. She's paused on mangling her face and scalp for the time being and is back to focusing on white genocide and the Jews.

American Patriot/Christian on Instagram: “I AM NOT WHITE AND I REFUSE TO BE CALLED THAT ANYMORE!!! I WANT AN ANTIDEFAMATION LEAGUE...I WANT AN AMERICAN LIGHT TAN PINK HOTLINE PAID…”

44 Likes, 20 Comments - American Patriot/Christian (@themorgellonswarrior) on Instagram: “I AM NOT WHITE AND I REFUSE TO BE CALLED THAT ANYMORE!!! I WANT AN ANTIDEFAMATION LEAGUE...I WANT…”

www.instagram.com

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

Yeah she's admit to eating soap and detergent in the past and other people have weighed in on how her "heart problems" are easy to induced. I'm pretty convinced she does it to get drugs and comfort/coddling.


I feel you. The two people explaining it to me both have difficulty forming a coherent sentence without trying to be so sarcastic and edgy. It makes me cringe down to my fucking soul. But from what I gather the story is:
two weeks ago ALF posted a picture of her with an enormous hamburger and fries. This sparked a debate over whether or not she ate the hamburger or just chewed it and spit it out, and, if she did eat it, whether or not she would be able to purge it through her g-port or if she had to do the old tonsil tickle to get rid of it. This sparked a secondary debate over whether or not chewing and spitting was ED behavior or excusable if you're TPN dependent and craving food badly. Others suggested that she maybe just didn't eat it, or took a bite and boxed the rest up.

A few days later, ALF, who is still allegedly TPN-dependent and should not have blood sugar issues at all, posts glucometer photos suggesting she is disconnecting her TPN and eating real food. I don't know enough about TPN and diabetes/insulin to fact check this so take that for what it's worth. this led to more butthurt.

From then a group of paranoid spergs (at least one of whom claims to post here) thought that certain users were following them across the sub downvoting any comment they made based entirely on their screenname being recognized and not because they're obnoxious shitposters. They got banned for being paranoid spergs and went to IFAftermath to draw attention to themselves and their weird crusade, which somehow leaked back into IF and made the mods crack down on all sarcastic shitposting and waves of downvoting followed. Which lead to DrQuackMB or whatever her/his username is getting downvoted to hell for joking with me about goddamned Morgellons in a thread about the WeGo awards.

everyone should always feel free to make fun of Morgellons as it is a funny fake ailment.

And both sides think I'm on their side and are slinging insults at the other side in my DMs, which is funny. I wouldn't have even known what the fuck was going on if they didn't keep tagging me in shit like some fucked up referee.


I googled around for woo eye diagnoses or really rare diseases that cause dry eye but alas, couldn't narrow it down. She never mentions a name. Hopefully someone or something will bait her to finally explain a year later.

There's like 3 people making drama with seemingly nothing, and one in particular hell bent on keeping it going and getting as much attention as possible. I hope it is a poster here, because I'd love to mock it endlessly. It thinks it's soooo clever and edgy, but it's really just a sad little tard.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

There's like 3 people making drama with seemingly nothing, and one in particular hell bent on keeping it going and getting as much attention as possible. I hope it is a poster here, because I'd love to mock it endlessly. It thinks it's soooo clever and edgy, but it's really just a sad little tard.

I can't even tell if the people replying to her are annoyed or playing along because they think she is le clever trolllllll. I was going by downvotes but since the argument is about downvotes on IF some of them have been rating their own posts negatively as a joke.

It's a weird fucking situation.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

I can't even tell if the people replying to her are annoyed or playing along because they think she is le clever trolllllll. I was going by downvotes but since the argument is about downvotes on IF some of them have been rating their own posts negatively as a joke.

It's a weird fucking situation.

It seems to me that WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS....a couple of shit posters got banned for being shit posters, and now think they're the biggest badasses on Reddit. So they're taking their newfound confidence and being the BIGGEST EDGELORDS OF ALL TIME over on IFA. The whole thing is stupid and I feel like I wasted way too much time trying to figure it out. I have a doggo in the hospital to visit. Fuck these assholes.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

And yeah it gets boring as hell when you're only allowed to discuss five people and only the things about them that the mods decide are allowed to be discussed.

With so few topics they have a thread for eeeevery single thing Amanda posts online. It's honestly just a bit dull, most of them are random closeups of her face.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

With so few topics they have a thread for eeeevery single thing Amanda posts online. It's honestly just a bit dull, most of them are random closeups of her face.

I find her face close ups so funny solely because she looks so much like Null

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Ain't that the truth. Speaking of which, my favourite Morgelli Melissa has been doing so much better. She's paused on mangling her face and scalp for the time being and is back to focusing on white genocide and the Jews.

American Patriot/Christian on Instagram: “I AM NOT WHITE AND I REFUSE TO BE CALLED THAT ANYMORE!!! I WANT AN ANTIDEFAMATION LEAGUE...I WANT AN AMERICAN LIGHT TAN PINK HOTLINE PAID…”

44 Likes, 20 Comments - American Patriot/Christian (@themorgellonswarrior) on Instagram: “I AM NOT WHITE AND I REFUSE TO BE CALLED THAT ANYMORE!!! I WANT AN ANTIDEFAMATION LEAGUE...I WANT…”

www.instagram.com

Ah, that late-stage Morgellons when you slowly transform into Agent 47.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Well, you asked for more excitement over on the hug box that is IF, and one of the internet detectives put together an epic write up on Tube Fed Traveler. Her supporters are flocking to the sub and currently on a downvoting spree while her BFF makes random comments telling people to stop dragging her dying mom into this while simultaneously defending TFT. Meanwhile lots of arguing over GP and EDS diagnostics bc every member of the sub has THE most severe case their doctors have ever seen and diagnostics criteria vary greatly!!! Also they are def sicker than your bc they have their docs and nurses phone numbers and selfies. Omg kill me now. It’s going to light itself on fire in the next 24 hours.

 

[DrMrsBlueMorpho]

Well, you asked for more excitement over on the hug box that is IF, and one of the internet detectives put together an epic write up on Tube Fed Traveler. Her supporters are flocking to the sub and currently on a downvoting spree while her BFF makes random comments telling people to stop dragging her dying mom into this while simultaneously defending TFT. Meanwhile lots of arguing over GP and EDS diagnostics bc every member of the sub has THE most severe case their doctors have ever seen and diagnostics criteria vary greatly!!! Also they are def sicker than your bc they have their docs and nurses phone numbers and selfies. Omg kill me now. It’s going to light itself on fire in the next 24 hours.

I just went through the whole thing, doesn't seem that dramatic to me. Two comments from the lawyer friend but that's about it.

Edit: sorry, and one more deleted comment from the friend about oooooooooh she's sooooo good she's been through so much she's like a member of my family waaaaaah

that's it though.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

Well, you asked for more excitement over on the hug box that is IF, and one of the internet detectives put together an epic write up on Tube Fed Traveler. Her supporters are flocking to the sub and currently on a downvoting spree while her BFF makes random comments telling people to stop dragging her dying mom into this while simultaneously defending TFT. Meanwhile lots of arguing over GP and EDS diagnostics bc every member of the sub has THE most severe case their doctors have ever seen and diagnostics criteria vary greatly!!! Also they are def sicker than your bc they have their docs and nurses phone numbers and selfies. Omg kill me now. It’s going to light itself on fire in the next 24 hours.

Dumpster fire incoming.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

I just went through the whole thing, doesn't seem that dramatic to me. Two comments from the lawyer friend but that's about it.

Edit: sorry, and one more deleted comment from the friend about oooooooooh she's sooooo good she's been through so much she's like a member of my family waaaaaah

that's it though.

Patience. (Could totally be wrong but I suspect it’s about to be an OTT coup.)

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Is tubefedtraveler the one who recently had an existential crisis because she ate food and was fine?

edit avoiding double post

Dani has an appointment with a new gastro at Penn Hospital on Wednesday and naturally, she asked her followers what kinds of things she should ask for. They suggest IVIG, TPN, and a central line. Of course. She also wants to know if she can demand to be admitted even if the doctor says she doesn't need it. She already packed for a multi-day stay even though Philadelphia is only an hour and a half from her little shithole town, justifying it by saying that it's in a different state. Philadelphia and Phillipsburg are both directly on the Delaware River which forms the NJ-PA border and she used to work in Pennsylvania full time before she became a leech on society.

 

[The1ThatStartsWithD]

What a fucking trainwreck. Imagine being, what is she, 19? She naturally wants attention because that's what 19 year olds do. Does she excel at school? Go on a diet and get in shape to get even with the kids who made fun of her for being chubby and weird? Join a community group to make new friends while engaging in a hobby she enjoys? Become a party girl? Volunteer with an animal shelter and build an insta that's 99% cute puppy by volume?

No, she decides to tell thousands of strangers on the internet that she has a poopy butt she can't wipe. Normal people wouldn't post that if they were being waterboarded.

Have you seen the latest pronouns she wants to be called? Xe xer or something? Lel. I feel bad for LGBT people because they are being invaded by munchies who want moar speshul points.

Wow, I just tried to read the entire thing at ifaftermath and still can not work out half of what they are trying to say. What annoying spergs.
To be fair /r/if is so fucking boring now even the drama is dull. I haven’t been on there in days cause there’s normally 5 repeated posts of the same Instagram post Amanda put up. Yawn.

IFA used to be worth a read in its earlier days, but now it's another spergy spoonie sjw cesspool. Those two burger spergers are so retarded I wonder if they are the same person. Everyone who gets banned from IF goes to IFA to cry. Somewhere along the line they started chimping out and coddling spergs. IF needs new material. Admittedly I am not one who can really talk regarding new subject submissions so I can't bitch too much. KFS, for the love of munchies, submit someone to IF and save us all from terminal boredom, the likes of which no doctor has ever seen!

Lmao. I am pretty damned sure that even people with NO arms have found a way to adapt to it and don’t complain about wiping their ass. Bidet: Exists.

But I gotta say, you guyz, I’m a bit worried about this girl’s future as an aspiring writer. I’m starting to believe she may have anxiety. KFS PLEAZZZEEE tell me you took the time to read Amanda’s book about the 11 year old, no 12, no 11 year old tube fed girl with brain cancer who gets into a car wreck and then an active shooter comes into the hospital?! Shit lemme put that into spoiler tags right quick; don’t want to spoil the plot twist of the next NYT Bestseller. I need to have at least SOMEONE to laugh their ass off with me over this. I gotta say I am Highly fucking disappointed in that wedding vow chapter. Come on Amanda, basically printing off some universal life church wedding vows and then giving Jessica the middle name Renee? Is this the time frame in which you discovered weed?

Edit to Add: If any of you actually take the time to read Amanda’s third book, I highly encourage you to make a drinking game out of it. If you GULP a big drink every time she uses the word, “gulped”, you probably will reach the point of passing out drunk before you finish the book. Damn, I’m conflicted in saying this but at least her writing style, although rudimentary, highly elementary, and quite lacking in cohesiveness, is actually easier on the eyes and brain than Miss. “I’m overdosing on cannabinoids and causing my own temperatures because I’ve spent my entire allowance on weed Carrie”.

I have read some of Amanda's writing, and whoa Nelly. I had to stop reading when things got too much of an incest vibe between cancer girl and her bro who was always stroking her and doting on her like a lover. If the Fault In Our Stars had a baby with a medical fetish erotica, that story would be the result. I haven't been able to bring myself to read more ever since. Dare I ask what this character is gulping?

Is tubefedtraveler the one who recently had an existential crisis because she ate food and was fine?

edit avoiding double post

Dani has an appointment with a new gastro at Penn Hospital on Wednesday and naturally, she asked her followers what kinds of things she should ask for. They suggest IVIG, TPN, and a central line. Of course. She also wants to know if she can demand to be admitted even if the doctor says she doesn't need it. She already packed for a multi-day stay even though Philadelphia is only an hour and a half from her little shithole town, justifying it by saying that it's in a different state. Philadelphia and Phillipsburg are both directly on the Delaware River which forms the NJ-PA border and she used to work in Pennsylvania full time before she became a leech on society.

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Jeezuz. If this isn't proof that the sickstamunchies enable each other and suggest random therapies for no reason whatsoever other than for cool points, idk what is. Dani is so grimy and gross. The thought of her with a central line is horrifying, and we all know she will have inevitable complications and dissimulate until septic.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Have you seen the latest pronouns she wants to be called? Xe xer or something? Lel. I feel bad for LGBT people because they are being invaded by munchies who want moar speshul points.

It's all just an extension of the "oppression olympics" thing. They identify as queer and disabled and therefore you're not allowed to bully them and they are better than you. Anqi Dong used to claim to be a lesbian to get more scam donations from people who would shit themselves to donate to a disabled queer asian and reap the asspats over what a good person they were for doing it. It's "I'm not racist, my nephew is black" for the internet era.

That said, munchies are kind of the least of the LGB communities' worries right now. Aggressive men threatening lesbians because they won't suck their delicate girl-dicks and forcing their way into women's bathrooms, locker rooms, etc, shutting them down if they don't get their way? That is much more of a problem. "Queer" people pretending they speak for all of us and demanding nothing less than perfect allyship despite moving the goalpost constantly is an enormous problem. Children being dragged into this trans trend way too young to understand the implications of what's being done to them is absolutely terrifying. And all of this is eroding support for the normies of the community who just want to like, get married, move to the suburbs, and eat brunch on Sundays.

/soapbox

KFS, for the love of munchies, submit someone to IF and save us all from terminal boredom, the likes of which no doctor has ever seen!

No, shan't. They can come here if they get bored of their hugbox, where they will be neg-rated to oblivion should they try to correct pronouns or whine about everyday ableism, as well they should be. The reason it's so boring is because they ban everything that could possibly hurt someone's feelings aka anything that's even remotely funny, and apologize for every minor misstep as if they literally murdered someone. I don't have any interest in adhering to their stupid rules or watching my language for their sakes.

Jeezuz. If this isn't proof that the sickstamunchies enable each other and suggest random therapies for no reason whatsoever other than for cool points, idk what is. Dani is so grimy and gross. The thought of her with a central line is horrifying, and we all know she will have inevitable complications and dissimulate until septic.

I don't know why I'm choosing to be optimistic here, but I don't think she's going to get very far with Penn Hospital. She's too dumb to obscure her history. She's too transparent about wanting these specific treatments. She's making it too obvious that she's "failing" her formulas on purpose and continuing to eat. And she has nothing diagnosed that IVIG would be prescribed for, that I know of. She's just too stupid to realize she's about to out herself as a munchie to yet another hospital system.


Edit: New janjan video, don’t waste your time.

Still exploiting jaq’s death. And did you know her sister Jaquie Beckwith died? She died. In case you didn’t know.
Insurance is tired of paying for her antics and termed her.
She doesn’t need to pay her bills because she’s special.
Her actually sick husband is working himself to death while she sits around doing nothing.
References Jaquie again for good measure.
Her chihuahua needs its nails trimmed badly.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Ah, that late-stage Morgellons when you slowly transform into Agent 47.

I've been very wrapped up in theMontagraph/Agent 19 conspiritard youtube drama lama featuring metokur. I think Melissa would fit right in to the qlarpers gang.

It's all just an extension of the "oppression olympics" thing. They identify as queer and disabled and therefore you're not allowed to bully them and they are better than you. Anqi Dong used to claim to be a lesbian to get more scam donations from people who would shit themselves to donate to a disabled queer asian and reap the asspats over what a good person they were for doing it. It's "I'm not racist, my nephew is black" for the internet era.

That said, munchies are kind of the least of the LGB communities' worries right now. Aggressive men threatening lesbians because they won't suck their delicate girl-dicks and forcing their way into women's bathrooms, locker rooms, etc, shutting them down if they don't get their way? That is much more of a problem. "Queer" people pretending they speak for all of us and demanding nothing less than perfect allyship despite moving the goalpost constantly is an enormous problem. Children being dragged into this trans trend way too young to understand the implications of what's being done to them is absolutely terrifying. And all of this is eroding support for the normies of the community who just want to like, get married, move to the suburbs, and eat brunch on Sundays.

/soapbox



No, shan't. They can come here if they get bored of their hugbox, where they will be neg-rated to oblivion should they try to correct pronouns or whine about everyday ableism, as well they should be. The reason it's so boring is because they ban everything that could possibly hurt someone's feelings aka anything that's even remotely funny, and apologize for every minor misstep as if they literally murdered someone. I don't have any interest in adhering to their stupid rules or watching my language for their sakes.



I don't know why I'm choosing to be optimistic here, but I don't think she's going to get very far with Penn Hospital. She's too dumb to obscure her history. She's too transparent about wanting these specific treatments. She's making it too obvious that she's "failing" her formulas on purpose and continuing to eat. And she has nothing diagnosed that IVIG would be prescribed for, that I know of. She's just too stupid to realize she's about to out herself as a munchie to yet another hospital system.


Edit: New janjan video, don’t waste your time.

Still exploiting jaq’s death. And did you know her sister Jaquie Beckwith died? She died. In case you didn’t know.
Insurance is tired of paying for her antics and termed her.
She doesn’t need to pay her bills because she’s special.
Her actually sick husband is working himself to death while she sits around doing nothing.
References Jaquie again for good measure.
Her chihuahua needs its nails trimmed badly.

Was just about to post Janjans vid. I think what she said about her insurance is a pack of lies. They are no doubt on to her munching at this stage and that's why she is being cut off. I wonder will we get more frequent videos from her now that she has to find a new insurance company and pay a massive premium for them to take her on.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

clinical trial for POTS treatment using IVIg

c'mon munchies, get in this.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

clinical trial for POTS treatment using IVIg

c'mon munchies, get in this.

RIP, anyone who relies on IVIg for things that are actually fatal if left untreated.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

I think what she said about her insurance is a pack of lies. They are no doubt on to her munching at this stage and that's why she is being cut off. I wonder will we get more frequent videos from her now that she has to find a new insurance company and pay a massive premium for them to take her on.

Despite all her treatments, Jan never gets better. Never sees improvement, never succeeds with treatment, and just keeps getting worse. Insurance isn't going to pay for treatments if they're not working. If the notes they're getting aren't showing improvement in your condition, they will start cutting you off pretty quickly. I'm surprised insurance is still paying for a lot of these munchies.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

clinical trial for POTS treatment using IVIg

c'mon munchies, get in this.

RIP, anyone who relies on IVIg for things that are actually fatal if left untreated.

This just made me so sad. You know these leeches are going to jump at the excuse to get ivig. The ones who don't already at it are shooping for it. It's hard enough to get enough donors without the need for surplus for munchies to play with.