🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I get so tired of being wrong.
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Stream Tonight guise. Since we only have pretend crypto Jew Shekels, Gunt got to stream more to make up the difference.
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24.36K Followers - Watch theralphretort stream Command & Conquer: Red Alert live on DLive.tv! Join DLive, a rewarding live streaming community on blockchain.
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Ralph is being dumb by begging the vandilizers to strike again. I somewhat doubt there are police watching intently for Zoom’s IRL crusaders.
All it’ll do is escalate the vandalism even more
 
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YOU LYING, FAGGOT MONEYBAGS MOTHERFUCKER
YOU WANNA WALK PAST ME, I COULD JUST WALK WITH YOU TOO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
KEEP FUCKING RUNNNING I'LL JUST KEEP PANHANDLING, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
GIVE ME CHANGE, PAY FOR MY BOOZE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
I FUCKING, GODDAMN - AAAAAHHHHH - WE CAN JUST KEEP HOLLERING OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY
AAAAAAAAHHHH AAHHHHH - FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER I AIN'T LEAVIN BITCH YOU LEAVE WHY THE FUCK I GOTTA LEAVE FOR
 
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Ralph actually gained a patron for once. Kiwi btfo. Lol
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He's up to 89 now. Place bets on who the mystery patron is. Is it Ralph himself, a committed paypig running a second account, did his stream last night actually win some one over, is it a fluke?
Curious to see all guesses from the thread. Also expecting to see Ralph try to brag about it at some point. "New project 2" remains the same.
 
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When Ralph is at the end of his rope, he will throw shade at Jim for selling merch. It may not be a lot of shade, but shade will be thrown; at that point, all hope will be lost, and his precious GaymerGate daddy will rain hell down upon him.

And, as usual, we will watch and laugh.
 
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Rend Me Asunder said:
When Ralph is at the end of his rope, he will throw shade at Jim for selling merch. It may not be a lot of shade, but shade will be thrown; at that point, all hope will be lost, and his precious GaymerGate daddy will rain hell down upon him.

And, as usual, we will watch and laugh.
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Jim's total absence from his show grows both more noticeable and hilarious by the day.
 
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I checked-in for about 15 mins near the beginning of the stream and it was awful. He had callers and they were telling these long, boring stories that were not entertaining. I clicked off.
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Ralph is not entertaining enough by himself. When he has people to bounce off of, he can put on a pretty decent show. He doesn't posses the charisma. It's certainly not at the bottom of a bottle, booze or pills.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
Ralph is not entertaining enough by himself. When he has people to bounce off of, he can put on a pretty decent show. He doesn't posses the charisma. It's certainly not at the bottom of a bottle, booze or pills.
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This reminds me of the 'He was liked, but not well liked' line from Death of a Salesman and that makes me sad.
 
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he could sell his moms medication for a Jim hat and a bottle of makers mark
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Ralph then goes to the nearest brothel.

HOOKER: Hey honey, how can I make you happy?

RALPH: (shows her the 4/5 stars Metokur hat) Could you wear this hat while we're doin' it? Look, don't ask why, just do it. I'll even give you a bottle of Maker's Mark. Oh, when I cum, could you please whisper 'Glad I could help' into my ear?
 
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