This article has been discussed on the Farms before, but there are some new faces around here who deserve to get a laugh out of it.
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This is the reason:
Blue lipstick, check.
Dazzle camouflage, check. Five o'clock shadow, check!
The author is in the middle, and the other two lovely fashion victims are both extremely minor celebrities. They all go on Tinder and the results are predictable, but they cannot come to grips with the fact that their nonbinary transfemininity is dating poison. The author wants us to know that this is our problem, not theirs.
"I thought I got a free dicking down with every 10,000 insta followers? This is definitely society's problem because I am an enbie slay kween and y'all just aren't ready."
These three don't seem to be autogynephiles. There's predictable bitching and moaning over Tinder's oppressive binary gender options, but they go for the guys and they strike out utterly with both straight and gay men. Meredith gets some interest, possibly because he actually passes as a very odd-looking woman due to hormones and surgery, whereas the other two are obviously just flamingly gay men, too feminine and weird for the gays and too obviously male for the straights.
Alok and Jacob are both young with reasonably attractive masculine features, and the fact that they get zero takers even among gay men says an awful lot. They also never bring up the question of why they don't just date each other.
Meredith, meanwhile, demonstrates some autistic social obliviousness:
Meredith, the straight guys wanted you because you look like a woman to the untrained eye, not because straight guys are "more willing to experiment with GNC folk" and definitely not because their attractions are less "socially defined." Fortunately, one of his friends enlightens him on this.
I don't even know what to say about this. Just look at it.
I was intrigued by Talusan herself, because she's just so damn funny-looking, even by the standards of this thread. Could be a potential cow if she gets involved in the right kind of drama. She reminds me of Chelsea Manning in some ways, with the same developmentally discombobulated, naturally feminine look. The small frame, delicate features, paleness....also, despite looking white, this person is actually albino and
Filipino (
archive). He transitioned, did hormones, got surgery, all of it, but then decided it wasn't for him and adopted a nonbinary identity instead.
This is the future for a specific type of trans male. It's the ones who cannot fucking handle masculinity, who transition and actually manage to pass, but who want to detransition because womanhood is no picnic either. Except, for this type, there really is no detransition, because they legitimately could not pass as their birth sex and have no idea how to be a man. So they try to set up camp in this in-between spot and tell us this makes them stunning and brave.
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