حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

With her bifocals on, Eva could see the world with clarity, in more ways than one.

What does this even meeeeeeean? Are her bifocals magic?

What? Did that pun slip

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bifocal

you?

 

[Cosmos]

Don't compete. Just write.

Maybe it'll end up in a bargain bin at the adult bookstore.

What a little dipshit. I couldn't quite make out the context of the post, so I don't know if he was insulting another writer (implying that whatever they write will end up in a dollar bin) or insulting someone who gave him advice, but either way that was incredibly rude and uncalled for.

 

[Coster]

What? Did that pun slip

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bifocal

you?

It was quite the spectacle.

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slaps his knee

 

[Smutley]

What a little dipshit. I couldn't quite make out the context of the post, so I don't know if he was insulting another writer (implying that whatever they write will end up in a dollar bin) or insulting someone who gave him advice, but either way that was incredibly rude and uncalled for.

I'm pretty sure some stuff had been deleted from that thread, perhaps a bit more inflammatory. Some of Connor's post history has been removed, along with what I imagine other users getting riled up at him and saying some inappropriate things.

Edit: Here's the context for Connor being a jerk

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Connor didn't post anything before this, and no one was talking about him before or after it.

 

[Ouija Board]

Super off-topic, I know, but can we please make a thread for her? I just went to her Disqus and left 20 seconds later because I couldn't handle tackling it without a thread of mocking assholes (and I say that with the utmost love) to report back to.

Super on-topic: I would pay money to get a copy of @Mauvman Shuffleboard's masterpiece.

I remember wmdkitty from the Proboards FSTDT forums, yeah she is an lolcow in her own right. I actually was there when she got bann from the forums. I wish I remembered my password from that board tough.

As for Connor, my god does his story seem awful. It's very cliche and boring.

 

[The Knife]

What a little dipshit. I couldn't quite make out the context of the post, so I don't know if he was insulting another writer (implying that whatever they write will end up in a dollar bin) or insulting someone who gave him advice, but either way that was incredibly rude and uncalled for.

Connor believes that people telling him to lower his grand literary aspirations to something more reasonable translates to them telling him to write trashy romance novels.

I would like to point out, again, that by sheer virtue of existing, any given trashy romance novel is better than anything Connor's ever written.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I applaud anyone who has the time to read Connor's tripe. Every time I glace at one of his sentences, I stop to read something better and more thought out.

How can you expect a narrative on someone who sits around a computer and doesn't expand himself out fear of stress? Writing is requires the writer to expand his or her horizons instead relying on creativity itself.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Connor believes that people telling him to lower his grand literary aspirations to something more reasonable translates to them telling him to write trashy romance novels.

I would like to point out, again, that by sheer virtue of existing, any given trashy romance novel is better than anything Connor's ever written.

I'll also add that trashy romance novels sell like fucking hotcakes, and more than a few people make bank writing them.

 

[registereduser]

Notice how Eva has two jobs.

 

[nad7155]

I applaud anyone who has the time to read Connor's tripe.

I actually tried.

I made it about 2 paragraphs worth.

Then I cleaned my toilet.

 

[Ruin]

I actually tried.

I made it about 2 paragraphs worth.

Then I cleaned my toilet.

Before or after you threw up in it?

 

[Connor Bible]

I never thought my past internet antics and shitty, half-assed first draft would actually make me physically sick to the stomach.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I never thought my past internet antics and shitty, half-assed first draft would actually make me physically sick to the stomach.

Does the same thing to me too actually.

 

[Null]

November 29, 2014 ·
Guess who just hit 100 pages on Redesigning Eva?




LOL I thought the 100 page thing was hyperbole

 

[Smutley]

I never thought my past internet antics and shitty, half-assed first draft would actually make me physically sick to the stomach.

Welcome back, Connor!

I know a lot of members (myself included) have been really hard on you. I also know that you want to change. However, as has been pointed out, words are cheap.

Maybe it would help if you made a video? Something like that takes a bit of work, a bit of planning, it's more tangible. I bet others would be a lot more receptive if they could hear you admit your mistake, and explain how you're working to better yourself.

 

[Watcher]

November 29, 2014 ·
Guess who just hit 100 pages on Redesigning Eva?

So he's written 100 pages in 4 years.

 

[Connor Bible]

Welcome back, Connor!

I know a lot of members (myself included) have been really hard on you. I also know that you want to change. However, as has been pointed out, words are cheap.

Maybe it would help if you made a video? Something like that takes a bit of work, a bit of planning, it's more tangible. I bet others would be a lot more receptive if they could hear you admit your mistake, and explain how you're working to better yourself.

Skype?

 

[Poor Choices]

Skype?

Probably meant youtube because that's less interactive but more accessible.

 

[Locksnap]

Hey @Connor, do you have anything to say regarding the quotes gathered from you in this thread? What the hell were you thinking when you wrote most of this stuff?

 

[Connor Bible]

Guys. Skype. Now.