Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
DrJonesHat said:
More than that, he thinks it means you're entitled to special treatment. When he sued AG, he cited Utah disability law, which is concerned with ensuring equal access to public venues. He got equal access. He didn't get special treatment, which is what he thinks having a disability entitles him to. When he took his book and flowers into the concert, he'd been told on Quora and by the venue he couldn't bring them in, but his actions seem to indicate he truly believes the rules don't apply to him because of his disabilities.

Didn't Chris's dad make a similar argument when he was banned from the game store?
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Sheherplight said:
This is what I could find for his resume. I don’t know if this is current

Data Analyst - Salt Lake City, UT | Indeed.com

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Looks like it. It.. really needs some work.
 
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Sheherplight said:
This is what I could find for his resume. I don’t know if this is current

Data Analyst - Salt Lake City, UT | Indeed.com

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This is one of the worst resumes I've seen. The formatting, the content, lack of any meaningful recent experience... never mind all that though, the 'coherent writing prose' and lack of longevity at any job would be enough to land it I the shredder.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
The thing is, he discounts anything he doesn't want to hear as trolling. Even if you said "Russ, slamming a company that didn't hire you isn't very professional, and employers do google applicants, it looks bad for you" he'd claim the person was harassing him. Look what he did when TS's agent sent a very polite VM telling him why they couldn't pass on his song to Taylor. He posted the audio, unedited, and claimed they were abusive and made fun of him. He's delusional, in my opinion, and I think he really does process completely normal responses as abuse.
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Unless you're referring to a different voicemail that I'm not aware of, Russ did edit the audio. He pitch-shifted it up, presumably to try to make the agent sound silly.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
How dare instathots date other men or, much, much worse, women?
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Actually Im catching up on this but someone posted an insta of some girl wearing a robe or a towel or something thats open in front except for her arms covering the areola and lifting them up, so she's showing a lot of chest and she goes "Is this too much cleavage?" And Rusty goes something like "You should be asking this to women, as you arent bi."

I dont know if shes actually a lesbian, if shes bi, if he made it up, I had like 20 different objections and wild jokes collide at once in my head when I read it and lost all of them, but in the end what does it matter? How is she going to only ask women, on instagram--a public platform? He's still gonna fap to it, and in his head she's a hot lesbian lezzing out with her hot instagram friends.

He may hate or dislike gays (ostensibly like as he's totally libertarian but the pesky fags keep obstructing his love quest and they can have sex easily--they do handjobs for fun not for rides) but he loves lesbians because he has a mentality of sexuality that I had grown out of by like 8th grade and seeing internet porn.
 
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Lies, we all know u ain't got no dog
 

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Actually Im catching up on this but someone posted an insta of some girl wearing a robe or a towel or something thats open in front except for her arms covering the areola and lifting them up, so she's showing a lot of chest and she goes "Is this too much cleavage?" And Rusty goes something like "You should be asking this to women, as you arent bi."

I dont know if shes actually a lesbian, if shes bi, if he made it up, I had like 20 different objections and wild jokes collide at once in my head when I read it and lost all of them, but in the end what does it matter? How is she going to only ask women, on instagram--a public platform? He's still gonna fap to it, and in his hed she's a hot lesbian lezzing out with her hot instagram friends.

He may hate or dislike gays (ostensibly like as he's totally libertarian but the pesky fags keep obstructing his love quest and they can have sex easily--they do handjobs for fun not for rides) but he loves lesbians because he has a mentality of sexuality that I had grown out of by like 8th grade and seeing internet porn.
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He said that because as a woman, she has a duty to warn...specifically, she must post a disclaimer that reads: “do not venmo me a dollar as I only date women, so you will not be able to have sex with me at any time.”

Otherwise his wooing words are wasted on her! Russ really does see women as just sex objects and wants to let this woman know that she needs to announce when she’s unavailable for sex with men, so he doesn’t waste precious stalking time on her. Women are sexual vending machines to ole Rusty, and this one needs a sign that says “no cash, card only” so he doesn’t make the mistake of trying to feed a bill in first.

“Please make your sexual availability clear to the public at large, as that’s the only thing about you that matters, and do not waste my time with your hot pics if you’re not into men” says the totally studly awesome guy who isn’t a massive prick.
 
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Armitage said:
The most insane thing about it is that leaving these bad reviews actually make sure that he will have even more trouble getting hired as this shows a lack of professionalism and shows him to be a person who will create problems at the company, either during his contract or when he gets fired or his contract expires
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A reasonable person might realize that a history of leaving nothing other than bad online reviews will cause problems. Potential employers see that and immediate judge such people to be malcontents or other bad risks that don't deserve further consideration beyond the initial cursory screening. Other people seeing such a history will conclude such a person is constantly mad at the world and someone who should be avoided like the plague. It's one thing to leave the occasional bad review -- legitimately-negative experiences do happen from time to time -- but a whole slew of negative reviews doesn't portray the reviewer in any sort of good light.

Russ, however, doesn't behave like a reasonable person and he has the faulty, confirmation-biased belief that the world is out to get him in one giant anti-Russ, anti-disability conspiracy theory. His long history of bad reviews and word salad rants that accompany them aren't why he's being hired in his own mind; instead, everyone is out to oppress a disabled man who only wants an awesome law job and any type of sex from hot celebrities, thots, and hookers.
 
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ShortRound said:
If I had the displeasure of being one of his parents ( adopted ) I would take him to the desert break his kneecaps and leave him.
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I imagine his parents have probably had the urge to just backhand him once or twice. I can imagine trying to genuinely help Rusty and him just tuning you out. Like, just listen. Fucking listen. Okay? Can I shake you? Does shaking baby syndrome affect a 30 year old man? If I slug you right now and break your jaw is anyone going to notice? Oh, God, what am I saying? Lord in heaven I need to go to church... I'm being tested. He is the devil and I'm being tested. Just like at Starbucks.

I believe his adoptive parents genuinely love him, but I'm sure they've reached their limits about how much they'll tolerate. If he's home for the weekend they probably made him surrender his phone. Like, we know you're going to do stupid shit, can you please not make us culpable?
 
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60 wpm is a baseline level of competency for most firms looking to hire a paralegal.

Most paralegals aren't actually doing that much typing when you get right down to it. Russ will never be one of those kind of paralegals though because he's an idiot and can't be trusted to do anything except data entry for any legal work.
 
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
Unless you're referring to a different voicemail that I'm not aware of, Russ did edit the audio. He pitch-shifted it up, presumably to try to make the agent sound silly.
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He also added that "sad" music so we can all experience the same heartbreak that he felt when he first heard the message but he played it a little too loud because it drowns out the agent's voice
 
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