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Patrick still hasn't come back from the hospital yet. I'm wondering, should I postpone my movie premiere until he does?
Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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I know some of WBL's Amazon.com reviews have been linked here before, but I don't remember seeing the Amazon.ca reviews; she doesn't think much of Baum and says in a review of Wicked that if Maguire could make everyone love the Wicked Witch, it could be just as easy for her to do it for the Wogglebug.
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Holy fuck. I didn’t even read the rest of thread. If you’re this desperate you can pay me $1,000 and I’ll pitch this to people who actually work in the animation industry. For each additional $1,000 I’ll send it to a different one.
This isn’t a joke. For every $1,000 I’ll send this to actual real live people who make this stuff for a living. That’s way more than you’re going to get from your Nigerian Prince.
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I appreciate the offer, but I actually want my movie to be live action with a high-tech CGI Wogglebug.
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These people work at Warner Brothers, Disney, Nickelodeon and other major production houses. You’re missing a huge opportunity. $1,000 for each pitch and I can guarantee equal or greater success than Nigerian Prince and I won’t hit on you.
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Okay. If you're serious. We can discuss more in private messages.
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Hey now I actually have worked on television and can prove it! If you’re serious in giving your money away, I called bagsies on that first @Chan the Wizard, don’t cut in.
Look at that, you didn’t need to go all the way to Nigeria for actual expertise. There are plenty of people here to throw your money away on.
Jesus christ I can’t believe he said “give me a grand for every person I send this to” AND SHE AGREED. That’s not your money you little halfwit, it’s your mum’s and your auntie’s and you’d better fucking tell them what you’re pissing it away on.
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@WogglebugLover have you thought about writing for the Extended Railway Series? Because let me tell you, you would fit right in with these people as your mindsets are very similar.
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I can attest to the trustworthiness of this man.
As long as he gives me a share of 15%
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I heard he did a favour for Sinatra once. That’s about as trustworthy as you can get!
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The Wogglebug is just a hideous character, this repulsive, blood engorged bedbug. If you saw this thing in reality you'd smash it with a shoe.
And yet there isn't a single person in existence who actually likes this piece of shit, literally vermin character. You'd have to be a flat out fucking retard to like this thing.
Picklechu
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Do you guys ever wonder if Cynthia's family sometimes sees news stories about autists who are obsessed with trains or vacuum cleaners or something, and become extremely jealous?
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If you’re curious, yes it’s that easy. No, I’m not going through with it. If it was Tommy Tooter or the like I would.
This Nigerian guy is going to take her to the cleaners.
This Nigerian guy is going to take her to the cleaners.
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@WogglebugLover
1. Gemini Social Media Solutions Network does not exist and is not a registered company per Nigerian Corporate Affairs.
2. Gemini Social Media Solutions Network does not have any web presence.
Google returns 8 results for "Gemini Social Media Solutions Network". Of those 8 results, 2 are Simeon Olagoke Awopetu's LinkedIn page, 2 are its Facebook page. The stated purpose of this company is to manage social media, but the company itself has zero social media. His page, which was created as "ideasworkshop247", has been around since 2017 with fewer than 60 "likes". It has no reviews, no one likes its content, no one shares its content, there is no engagement.
3. The address for the company appears false.
The address has been consistently given as this:
N18, Flat 5, Low Cost Housing Estate, Oke - Afa Isolo
100264 Lagos, Nigeria
Google Maps, Facebook Maps, etc cannot find where this building is. This man's company, which does not legally exist, is based out of a "Low Cost Housing Estate" and is promising you over a million US dollars.
4. Simeon Olagoke Awopetu has no web presence.
His LinkedIn portfolio contains no work experience since 2003. Since this time, he has likely been employed only in propping up various scams.
Pay particular attention to his most recent job at BigContentPro as a "writer".
This website does not exist.
5. His only posts on social media advertise affiliate URLs.0
"Affiliate marketing" is considered one of the scummiest sorts of 'jobs'.
You see how that URL has a ?userid=703560 at the end? That's his affiliate id with that company. When people use it, he gets money. He advertises this to his friends and family on his own facebook page.
Here's more examples of him trying to get his own friends and family to buy garbage for money.
There was one post I could find that had any interaction from anyone -- including his own friends and family.
May 30th. He's very thankful for God's blessings. Bought a new suit, took some professional headshots. Got a lot of reception from his buddies.
@WogglebugLover, would you have happened to give this man a generous sum of money some time before May 30th?
1. Gemini Social Media Solutions Network does not exist and is not a registered company per Nigerian Corporate Affairs.
2. Gemini Social Media Solutions Network does not have any web presence.
Google returns 8 results for "Gemini Social Media Solutions Network". Of those 8 results, 2 are Simeon Olagoke Awopetu's LinkedIn page, 2 are its Facebook page. The stated purpose of this company is to manage social media, but the company itself has zero social media. His page, which was created as "ideasworkshop247", has been around since 2017 with fewer than 60 "likes". It has no reviews, no one likes its content, no one shares its content, there is no engagement.
3. The address for the company appears false.
The address has been consistently given as this:
N18, Flat 5, Low Cost Housing Estate, Oke - Afa Isolo
100264 Lagos, Nigeria
Google Maps, Facebook Maps, etc cannot find where this building is. This man's company, which does not legally exist, is based out of a "Low Cost Housing Estate" and is promising you over a million US dollars.
4. Simeon Olagoke Awopetu has no web presence.
His LinkedIn portfolio contains no work experience since 2003. Since this time, he has likely been employed only in propping up various scams.
Pay particular attention to his most recent job at BigContentPro as a "writer".
This website does not exist.
5. His only posts on social media advertise affiliate URLs.0
"Affiliate marketing" is considered one of the scummiest sorts of 'jobs'.
You see how that URL has a ?userid=703560 at the end? That's his affiliate id with that company. When people use it, he gets money. He advertises this to his friends and family on his own facebook page.
Here's more examples of him trying to get his own friends and family to buy garbage for money.
There was one post I could find that had any interaction from anyone -- including his own friends and family.
May 30th. He's very thankful for God's blessings. Bought a new suit, took some professional headshots. Got a lot of reception from his buddies.
@WogglebugLover, would you have happened to give this man a generous sum of money some time before May 30th?
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Yes, I did. In the month of May just before I paid him $600. As he said he needed it to pay his rent and to get groceries.
The Man With No Name
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That's not how paying any sort of contractor works. If a carpenter told you that while not working on your house, would you fucking pay him to survive because he's clearly not working on the shit you've paid him for?
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He was doing work for me all the while. He found two production companies that just happened to turn me down. And he was working on the business plan which he completed and if Film Connection Limited gives a firm confirmation they want to make my movie he will have done his job.
Picklechu
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The business plan, which you didn't bother to read, that is completely nonsensical and unrealistic, filled with several lies, and that also gets your name completely wrong?
Puddleduck
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If he was worth his salt, he would ask for payment
a) once you successfully received a contract from a production company
b) upon the completion of an adequate business plan
He has done neither. His business plan looks like a "copy and fill in the gaps" job, the one you linked bears no resemblance to reality and has nothing to do with your business as it is.
Just stop paying him immediately. If he's "currently working on something" for you, tell him not to bother; it's going to be rubbish, and you could argue he owes you money for the rubbish he's turned in.
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WHY ARE YOU PAYING HIS GROCERIES AND RENT. Are you that stupid?? You’re supposed to be paying him to get your awful movie made, now you’re just giving money because he asks for it?
Does your mother know she’s spending money to support a man she’s never met in Nigeria?
And what IS Film Connection Limited? I can find nothing on google.