Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Banh Xeo]

Paddling in a canoe. 10 second video clip of a guy paddling. Seems to be one of those man-made lakes with a fountain in it.

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Of course he's filming while unknown person does the work. I'd pay pretty good money to watch russ climb in and out of a wobbly canoe

 

[AbraCadaver]

Paddling in a canoe. 10 second video clip of a guy paddling. Seems to be one of those man-made lakes with a fountain in it.

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Ugh, Taylor Swift COULD have been enjoying this magnificent boat ride, if she hadn’t been such a FRICKIN stuck up discriminating bitch!!

 

[Cowpies]

Paddling in a canoe. 10 second video clip of a guy paddling. Seems to be one of those man-made lakes with a fountain in it.

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Is he on a date with his handjob buddy?

 

[Supreme Sundae]

Is he on a date with his handjob buddy?

All aboard the tug boat

 

[Cowpies]

All aboard the tug boat

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[The Great Citracett]

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS THE ONLY TRUE AND HONEST SPIDER-MAN, RUSS TOLD ME SO.

 

[Rebis]

Lies, we all know u ain't got no dog

Just a quick thought, but those look a lot like the “shoes” we had to put on our dog when he got old and had trouble with slipping on hardwood surfaces. If that’s what those are, then I’d guess this dog (whoever it may belong to) is pretty old as well.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just a quick thought, but those look a lot like the “shoes” we had to put on our dog when he got old and had trouble with slipping on hardwood surfaces. If that’s what those are, then I’d guess this dog (whoever it may belong to) is pretty old as well.

It's his parents' dog and it is pretty old. It's the only animal Russ has ever openly liked.

He also posted a video of lighting a string of small firecrackers then running away as fast as he can:

 

[Crispeacock]

It's his parents' dog and it is pretty old. It's the only animal Russ has ever openly liked.

He also posted a video of lighting a string of small firecrackers then running away as fast as he can:
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That looked like a pink rabbit vibrator on fire. I wondered...

 

[CWCissey]

Seems to be one of those man-made lakes with a fountain in it.

Could just be an aerator. Salford Council put a couple of those in the Quays to improve the water quality during the regeneration efforts.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

But how many likes are his vids getting? Is he a social media influencer yet?

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

I've been kinda out of the loop on Rusty as of late. Anything interesting happen? Like another round of getting kicked out of brothels or anything?

I see he's got a twitter account now. When did he decide to widen his potential victim pool?

 

[Whatthefuck]

I've been kinda out of the loop on Rusty as of late. Anything interesting happen? Like another round of getting kicked out of brothels or anything?

I see he's got a twitter account now. When did he decide to widen his potential victim pool?

Oh, you've missed some prime Rusty bullshit. Just read the past, IDK, 30 pages or so. This Twatter era has been fabulous. I'm not sure how long you were out of the Greer game, but his TSwizzle lolsuit fizzled out. He's had a sure to be bop of the summer which was...well, you know. He's been shooting any hope of future employment in the foot, but what else is new? That's pretty much it. Oh, he's working on a Rom Com about brothels. Think Pretty Woman, but less charming and more drooly.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I've been kinda out of the loop on Rusty as of late. Anything interesting happen? Like another round of getting kicked out of brothels or anything?

I see he's got a twitter account now. When did he decide to widen his potential victim pool?

No brothels. I think he spunked all his money on his latest song/attempt at harassing Taylor Swift and all he has to show for it is some extra fingers.

And I think he's gone to twitter because he keeps getting put in time out by Facebook (and he's pretty much blocked everyone who ever interacted with him).

You haven't missed anything exciting tbh (edit: except for the twitter nonsense, as noted above)

 

[The Great Citracett]

But how many likes are his vids getting? Is he a social media influencer yet?

Well not counting himself of course, the clips are getting between 2 and 4 likes on Facebook.

The dog and firecrackers both got posted on Instagram and have brought in a respectable 8.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Oh, you've missed some prime Rusty bullshit. Just read the past, IDK, 30 pages or so. This Twatter era has been fabulous. I'm not sure how long you were out of the Greer game, but his TSwizzle lolsuit fizzled out. He's had a sure to be bop of the summer which was...well, you know. He's been shooting any hope of future employment in the foot, but what else is new? That's pretty much it. Oh, he's working on a Rom Com about brothels. Think Pretty Woman, but less charming and more drooly.

Thanks. Yeah, I've been out since around idk page 1200 or so. I just got a little bored of Rusty's antics I suppose. He should title his Rom Com " Coyote Ugly 2: Electric Boogaloo". Knowing Russ he'll probably base it on that time he got kicked out of every brothel in Reno. He'll twist all the events to make it look like he was totes a victim. And that's why he had to kidnap that one special hooker who looks like Taylor Swift as some sort of reparations so he can give her a taste of that better life which includes day old bran muffins, tons of even older wilting 7/11 flowers, and plenty of drool-laden proclamations of love and affection that only a 10/10 like him can provide. Then she'll fall head over heels for his sob story, and suck him his penis until the end of time. The End. Lower curtains.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Well not counting himself of course, the clips are getting between 2 and 4 likes on Facebook.

The dog and firecrackers both got posted on Instagram and have brought in a respectable 8.

Hahaha, my local library’s “Good Reads For Summer” posts get more likes. How pathetic.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

One thing I never really see talked about enough is how Russ seems to think life works exactly like a rom-com. It’s something you see a lot in younger people who have experienced more fiction than reality, but he’s almost 30.

Russ tries to set up all these outlandish scenarios that would only work in a movie. “He’s a struggling musical artist with a vendetta. She’s the world’s biggest pop star. When they meet in the courtroom, she realizes he can give her a better life. Russel Greer stars in Love, Your Honor.” Then he’s shocked when things don’t work out the way they’re “supposed” to

Now I'm imagining that read in the movie trailer "in a world" voice. And I'm wondering if he doesn't actually think about his life goals in the same voice in his internal monologue.

 

[Crispeacock]

Now I'm imagining that read in the movie trailer "in a world" voice. And I'm wondering if he doesn't actually think about his life goals in the same voice in his internal monologue.

Morgan Owl Freeman quotes him in his head as the voice of "god"

 

[Clovis]

Now I'm imagining that read in the movie trailer "in a world" voice. And I'm wondering if he doesn't actually think about his life goals in the same voice in his internal monologue.

This had me trying to imagine the casting of a Russell movie. I'd like to see all 9s and 10s (maybe TS could maker her acting debut), wall to wall thots and studs...and then a beat up grimy Muppet to play Russell's self-insert hero.